jkhilton
20-05-03, 04:43 PM
A fireman is working on the engine outside the station
> > > when he notices a little girl next door in a little
> > > red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and
> > > a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl
> > > is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the wagon tied
> > > to a dog and a cat. The fireman walks over to take a
> > > closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the
> > > fireman says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl
> > > says. The fireman looks a little closer and notices
> > > the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and
> > > to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," The
> > > fireman says: "I don't want to tell you how to run
> > > your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope
> > > around the cat's collar, I think he could pull
> > > more." The little girl replied: "You're probably
> > > right, sir, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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> > > when he notices a little girl next door in a little
> > > red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and
> > > a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl
> > > is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the wagon tied
> > > to a dog and a cat. The fireman walks over to take a
> > > closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the
> > > fireman says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl
> > > says. The fireman looks a little closer and notices
> > > the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and
> > > to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," The
> > > fireman says: "I don't want to tell you how to run
> > > your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope
> > > around the cat's collar, I think he could pull
> > > more." The little girl replied: "You're probably
> > > right, sir, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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