firetruck

[jkhilton]

A fireman is working on the engine outside the station

> > > when he notices a little girl next door in a little

> > > red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and

> > > a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl

> > > is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the wagon tied

> > > to a dog and a cat. The fireman walks over to take a

> > > closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the

> > > fireman says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl

> > > says. The fireman looks a little closer and notices

> > > the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and

> > > to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," The

> > > fireman says: "I don't want to tell you how to run

> > > your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope

> > > around the cat's collar, I think he could pull

> > > more." The little girl replied: "You're probably

> > > right, sir, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

>

[Dave]

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