ARE YOU DODGY?

[Dave]

http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html
follow the link take the test an post the answers!

[wisewood]

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello! what 'ave we 'ere then'? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is!)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 101 Potential fine: ?7000

[jkhilton]

Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: ?7000


doh! :o

[wisewood]

I love the one about the bow and arrow (i have actually done that lol)

saying its legal in chester to shoot a welsh person with a bow and arrow within the city walls, or after midnight. FUNNY AS FOOK!!! Went there with the missus and she was telling me about it, i was laffin my ass off.

[jkhilton]

What about eating a Mince Pie on christmas day!!! is that really true that it is illegal?!?!?!?!?

[wisewood]

yupp. eating mince pies on xmas day is illegal.
another one of the stupid laws that was never changed, apparently thats why its a kinda tradition that everyone does - because it wasnt allowed before.

[sexy_nova_sweetie]

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house? Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 67.5 Potential fine: ?0

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

i must b an angel compared to you lot, i fell down on the sex questions ooops :twisted:

[ade]

Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place? but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 23 Potential fine: ?7000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.


Sounds about right!

Locky - me and you need to avoid York and Chester m8!

:lol:

[Cara]

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: ?7000

[wisewood]

Cara how come you got the same one as me yet you get to spend a lifetime less time in prison. :lol:

[Cara]

cus ime angel :roll:

[wisewood]

Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: ?7000


Thats hardly the most angelic criminal record i've ever seen darling. xx ;)

[Ben (lurk75)]

dont need know quiz to tell me im dodgy, been told it since i was 5 :roll:

[burgo]

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door?

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 26 Potential fine: ?2000

im a gd little boy lol

[Tazzy]

Years in prison: 90 Potential fine: ?5000

LOL, the law in this country sucks!