wisewood
20-05-03, 10:36 AM
A family of scousers head out one Saturday morning to do their Christmas shoplifting.
While in JBB Sports, the son picks up a manchester united shirt and says to his 10 year old sister, "I've decided to become a united supporter and I would like this for Christmas". His sister, outraged by this, promptly whacks him round the head with her carton of embassy regal and says, "Go talk to Mum." Off goes the little lad with the manchester
united shirt in hand and finds his mother. "Mum?" "Yes son?" "I've decided
I'm going to be a manchester united supporter and I would like this shirt
for Christmas".
The mother is outraged at this and throws her slippers and
a full can of lager at him, promptly whacks him around the head and says,
"lets go talk to your father". Off they go to Walton Prison during visiting
hours with the man u. shirt in hand to speak to his Dad. "Dad?" "Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a manchester united supporter and I would>
like this shirt for Christmas". The father is outraged and promptly whacks
his son around the head with his fists and says, "No son of mine is ever
going to be seen in THAT", and then kicks him from one end of the visiting
room to the other for further good measure.
About half an hour later,
they're all back in the car and heading towards home.The mother turns to her
son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?" The son says,
"too bl**dy right I have." "Good son, what is it?" The son replies, "I've
only been a manchester united fan for an hour and already I hate you scouse
b*st*rds."
While in JBB Sports, the son picks up a manchester united shirt and says to his 10 year old sister, "I've decided to become a united supporter and I would like this for Christmas". His sister, outraged by this, promptly whacks him round the head with her carton of embassy regal and says, "Go talk to Mum." Off goes the little lad with the manchester
united shirt in hand and finds his mother. "Mum?" "Yes son?" "I've decided
I'm going to be a manchester united supporter and I would like this shirt
for Christmas".
The mother is outraged at this and throws her slippers and
a full can of lager at him, promptly whacks him around the head and says,
"lets go talk to your father". Off they go to Walton Prison during visiting
hours with the man u. shirt in hand to speak to his Dad. "Dad?" "Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a manchester united supporter and I would>
like this shirt for Christmas". The father is outraged and promptly whacks
his son around the head with his fists and says, "No son of mine is ever
going to be seen in THAT", and then kicks him from one end of the visiting
room to the other for further good measure.
About half an hour later,
they're all back in the car and heading towards home.The mother turns to her
son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?" The son says,
"too bl**dy right I have." "Good son, what is it?" The son replies, "I've
only been a manchester united fan for an hour and already I hate you scouse
b*st*rds."