Spiders?!?

[Nobby]

Is anyone else getting them in there house like we are?? Any remedies for getting them to **** off?!?

[Iain]

Ask them politely to leave or pay rent.

[Novasport]

Et voila!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1307756/Man-blows-killing-spider-aerosol-can.html

Just make sure you have your flame proof underwear on ;)

[Nobby]

Ask them politely to leave or pay rent.

i have been but they send their big boss man after me lol he gets the same treatment though!! pint glass and a a4 sheet ofpaper!

[bazil]

Usually we get spiders at the end of a dry spell, as it usually rains the next day so they want in the dry house lol

[claire6069]

cats are a good deterrent lol i swear by those things you plug in your wall sockets that sends out a high pitched sound to ward off bugs, gets rid of the majority

edit - is it a piss take that his surname is welding?! lol

[Mike]

Et voila!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1307756/Man-blows-killing-spider-aerosol-can.html

Just make sure you have your flame proof underwear on ;)

FLOLOLOL what a bloke lol

Spiders all come indoors during the end of summer as they know the shiote wethers coming & want a crib for the winter.

Size 9 DeWalt steely boot is a good cure though.

[Mike]

cats are a good deterrent lol i swear by those things you plug in your wall sockets that sends out a high pitched sound to ward off bugs, gets rid of the majority

Coincidence much that a cat makes the same niose when plugged into a 240v socket :wtf:

[claire6069]

Coincidence much that a cat makes the same niose when plugged into a 240v socket :wtf:

lmao mike tortures cats as well enjoying horses getting killed :p lol

[Mike]

lmao mike tortures cats as well enjoying horses getting killed :p lol

It wasnt killed, just a little bit ran over :roll: lol

I just imagine cats make a niose like that when hooked up to the national grid?

[claire6069]

It wasnt killed, just a little bit ran over :roll: lol

I just imagine cats make a niose like that when hooked up to the national grid?

lol thats cruel!!

i've just stolen me a new kitten tonight........................................it was parading around porters' sisters front lawn looking too pretty so i scooped it up and stuck it in the car lol stupid thing jumped on the parcel shelf just as i drove past its owners house lol

tis very pretty

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs625.snc4/58577_425096169162_717139162_4939215_4659608_n.jpg

[Mike]

You robbed some ones cat? Think of the poor little young girl whos now crying her eyes out as her cat she got for her 4th birthday hasnt come home :(

Tell ya....imagine what Jesus would say FLOL lol lol lol

Did you used to live in Wolverhampton by any chance lol

[Spudly]

Claire how very mean, i hope they neglected the poor kitty and thats why you catnapped it cos otherwise thats just mean :eek:

[claire6069]

You robbed some ones cat? Think of the poor little young girl whos now crying her eyes out as her cat she got for her 4th birthday hasnt come home :(

Tell ya....imagine what Jesus would say FLOL lol lol lol

Did you used to live in Wolverhampton by any chance lol

lmao they've got loads of cats, they wont miss one lol they've got its mum and just kept the litter she had, i've just relocated one of them lol

pmsl no, never lived in wolverhampton lol

[claire6069]

Claire how very mean, i hope they neglected the poor kitty and thats why you catnapped it cos otherwise thats just mean :eek:

well, tis quite thin and needs fleaing, i count that as neglect lol

[Mike]

lmao they've got loads of cats, they wont miss one lol they've got its mum and just kept the litter she had, i've just relocated one of them lol

pmsl no, never lived in wolverhampton lol

Yeah yeah a likely story. Theiving pikey lol altho I did rob a random steely wheel I found at PVS with a mint tyre for my van & then realised it was probably out of your Astra flol lol lol lol

[claire6069]

Yeah yeah a likely story. Theiving pikey lol altho I did rob a random steely wheel I found at PVS with a mint tyre for my van & then realised it was probably out of your Astra flol lol lol lol

pmsl!!! yeh i bet it was!!! hahahahaha now whos the thieving pikey?!! least i didnt know the cats owner lol

[Mike]

pmsl!!! yeh i bet it was!!! hahahahaha now whos the thieving pikey?!! least i didnt know the cats owner lol

Theiving pikey my ass, doing my bit, recyling an all that :d ahh you say that now (dont know its owner) well thats a different story then, its all good then cock it :)

Its only theft if you know its owner :thumb: factiod.

[Spudly]

Lmfao, you need to swipe some random car seats from porters lockup now, cats adore them, especially nova cloth ones lol


Lookit.....(my kitten this aft btw)



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/spudly01/My%20Nov/05092010197.jpg

[svlet]

my stupid next door naigbourgh bout a kitten a month or 2 ago they let it out in the garden where my dog plays all day long and he has a haterid for all small fluffy animals he will eat it soon enought. i cant beleav you stole a cat and i class thin and needing fleed as niglected as well it will probibly need wormed.

[claire6069]

very cute cat spudly

agreed svlet - thinking the thinness is down to worms

[svlet]

am sure you get an all in one that does worms and flees but dont hold me to it plus make sure its cat wormer due to the fact dog wormer will kill a cat

[Spudly]

She aint big enough to be a cat yet Claire, she is only ten months old lol



Lookit, now my other cat is making use of my seats lol



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/spudly01/My%20Nov/05092010198.jpg

[claire6069]

i'll take her to the vets and get her all checked out

lmao spudly - think they've found a new bed!!

[brainsnova]

i think the smell of petrol in my livingroom helps keep spiders etc away as i ve seen nothing.

[ade]

we're getting loads of spiders - found a tarantula replica in the bathroom the other day lurking behind the bog whilst i was having a poo. Made me empty my bowels pretty damn quick when it scuttled towards my underpants around my ankles I can tell you!

Its the time of year - they head in doors when the weather cools down and the wind picks up.

Had a MONSTER spider in one of the horses stables the other week - think was massive chomping down on a butterfly. Just sat there in the middle of this mahoosive web sucking this thing dry. Got lots of pics but too feared to process them!

Anywayt - came back the next day and it was gone - and I mean it just packed up and left - even took its web with it!

lol

[stevenf]

getting loads here too. tried standing on it but it ran off with my trainer it was that big lol

[claire6069]

spud - steves made me give the cat back :(

ade - didnt know you had horses!! good man!!

[bazil]

http://i790.photobucket.com/albums/yy181/Bazil_2468/cats/693bb8c4.jpg

[dj_wudgey]

i have been but they send their big boss man after me lol he gets the same treatment though!! pint glass and a a4 sheet ofpaper!

stamp on them matey stop themfrom coming back in!!

[claire6069]

/\ agreed!! if you leave them alive, they'll only reproduce 400 more of the f***ing things!!!

[dj_wudgey]

yep and they all come back in!!

[novabrad90]

i get 1 massive one every day in my room and it just gets vacumed. i f**king hate the things

[Andy]

One in the bath every morning this week.Massive aswell.They just get put outside.Wasps are worse, the amount that was in my bin last week,i was convinced there were a nest in there.I was preparing to put a full jerry can of petrol in the bin and boule it into the street and fire them but fly and wasp killer was sufficient enough

[claire6069]

i get 1 massive one every day in my room and it just gets vacumed. i f**king hate the things

apparently they live in the hoover still though?! or so mr porter told me which earned him the position of permanent spider squisher lol