that lancy bloke

[Anonymous]

just thought while were all askin.

i met this lancy@cruisetime.co.uk fella, excellent guy, he's all a girl could need. Does anyone know how to contact him as i want to ask him about how he became such a god in bed.

god, how to promote yourself eh!

[Anonymous]

I hear ther's some nice cows on the Isle of Man !!!

[Anonymous]

NO, lancy prefers sheep.
Fuckin hell lancy, don't love yourself much do you? (well someone has to),
GET A GRIP lad.
and to put the record straight the school girls down clitheroe said you were shite in bed, and that your car looks like a tractor all the way up there in the air.
LMAO hahahahahah

[Anonymous]

lol ha ha ha

cant laf enough

[Anonymous]

Hey lancy give me a shout if you want to borrow a sheep for a few day again (what god like powers was the sheep giving you anyway?) p.s. the csa are after you (again) cause my sheep is pregnant!!!

[Anonymous]

c.s.a? is that clitheroe sheep agency?
you having to hire them now lancy?

[Anonymous]

at least if u shag a sheep lancy..it cant come round moaning its preggers! hahaha

[Anonymous]

i herd hes got aids!