Child Tracking Device

[General Baxter]

lmao lol

http://www.maplin.co.uk/Module.aspx?ModuleNo=99293

[Plug]

crazy lol

[mowgli]

whoever invented that was not a parent...... if you've lost your child..... yelling 'who wants ice cream?' has a higher than 95% success rate

[Hobbit]

I'll take an ice cream :)

[mowgli]

i knew i should have patented it:(

[Jack]

Someone offering ice cream?

[claire6069]

lmao expensive way of not putting a harness on your child lol

[Hobbit]

so where's this ice cream then?

[mowgli]

sorry, it melted....

[Stuart]

woah woah woah, what kind of ice cream are we talking about here?

[mowgli]

we were talking about children.... they eat any flavour icecream

[wwmnw]

Ice cream? I'll take two!

[Sloth]

i wanna be dipped in ice cream.....

[Sturge]

I didnt realise tracking was an issue on children! Does it affect their wear rate or cause adverse handling issues?

[mowgli]

they veer off terribly, they are definitely toe out

[Sloth]

they handle like a baby elephant thats drank 40 cases of stella and has a dodgy knee. so like spud. :d

[shrtwrec20]

Child insurance is cheaper with a tracker fitted though.

And can I get a flake in my ice cream :D