View Full Version : wwmw is a muppet
Gareth_C
23-08-10, 08:53 PM
Just thought I would share the practical joke we have just played on him. Myself and danny sp decided because he wasnt doing much on his sr we would comendeer his car keys from the shelf next to him drove his nova round to a mates house then put the keys back without him even seeing. I know some might think it was a nasty trick but there was two morals there. 1) dont leave your keys about.
2) get work done on your project instead of playing with the dogs lol lol lol
1-0 andrew :thumb:
suppose you had to be there.........
If a mate di that to me, Id punch them in the face.
That would be the least of their worries if that had been done to me
Southie
23-08-10, 09:03 PM
mmmm were you insured to drive his car :roll:
ive had this done before...i left my keys in the car when i was out with my mates...they very sneakily moved it round the side of the building....cheeky feckers
Gareth_C
23-08-10, 09:05 PM
mmmm were you insured to drive his car :roll:
traders policy but thanks for looking out for us on the roads boyo:thumb:
Gareth_C
23-08-10, 09:06 PM
at least you saw the funny side bubba
when in was a teenager a few of picked up a robin reliant and moved it a mile up the other end of the village, owner didnt find it for 4 days lol
Gareth_C
23-08-10, 09:15 PM
when in was a teenager a few of picked up a robin reliant and moved it a mile up the other end of the village, owner didnt find it for 4 days lol
now thats not very fair is it
claire6069
23-08-10, 09:17 PM
lol would have loved to have seen his face when he saw it gone!
brainsnova
23-08-10, 09:27 PM
years ago me and my mates tormented a neighbour and my mate scraped ken is gay on his garage so my other mate keyed it into my calibra bonnet lol fairs fair :thumb:
Gareth_C
23-08-10, 09:28 PM
it was a picture claire he tried to hide it but his face was reder than normal
claire6069
23-08-10, 09:29 PM
lmao wish you'd got a pic!
Gareth_C
23-08-10, 09:31 PM
i think the camera would have broke just picture shrek but red in colour lol
claire6069
23-08-10, 09:38 PM
lmao lol what an image!!!
LALZ you can haz fail, I could tell it was you that moved it by the way you and Danny kept giggling at nothing and you started laughing when me and Danny walked down the street, I didn't know where you had moved it to but I knew you had, credit to Danny for his sneaky skills on pinching my keys but I really wasn't arsed especially not as much as you're making me out to be.
On the flip side though you fat nosed monobrow cockhead you could have left me some clutch and how fast did you go up that curb? I only got the wheels balanced the other day and now the steering wheel is wobbling like your belly when you run up the stairs.
As for playing with the dogs and not working on the car, I never bothered with the dogs once, they were actually doing my head in and getting in the way, Storm thought it would be funny to pinch a glove and run away every time I went to get it off her, couldn't let her choke on that could I?
Finally I think the general consensus is, you're the muppet.
Danny s-p
23-08-10, 11:45 PM
it was funny tho and i drove up the drop curb mate at slow speed's and there clutch sitting at mine if you wont it all put it in for you if you wont ps yours on the way out
it was funny tho and i drove up the drop curb mate at slow speed's and there clutch sitting at mine if you wont it all put it in for you if you wont ps yours on the way out
Lol nah I'm only messing, messing your face up :mad: :p lol if it fails before it gets scrapped then maybe, but it should last.
TWOC is the Hilariousness
brainsnova
23-08-10, 11:51 PM
moving a car is the oldest trick out there
Danny s-p
23-08-10, 11:51 PM
Lol nah I'm only messing, messing your face up :mad: :p lol if it fails before it gets scrapped then maybe, but it should last. :thumb:lollollollollollol you come back out to play:p tomorrow and acutely getting some work done to the sr we re sand the wings and sort out were the loom came out
TWOC is the Hilariousness
That's what I was thinking, CLAIM lol
Danny s-p
23-08-10, 11:53 PM
moving a car and knocking the tracking out is a £25 failhe was joking and it was the wheel balance ( ps anderw am a blue fonter :cry::cry:)
brainsnova
23-08-10, 11:54 PM
he was joking and it was the wheel balance ( ps anderw am a blue fonter :cry::cry:)
im slow at reponding so i edited my original ;)
Danny s-p
23-08-10, 11:55 PM
That's what I was thinking, CLAIM lolmy finger prints were on the wheel after you got me to test drive it for you the other day to see if the brake's were ok:p
my finger prints were on the wheel after you got me to test drive it for you the other day to see if the brake's were ok:p
LOL I still laugh at that, you **** your pants when I pressed them ever so gently lol
stupot89
23-08-10, 11:59 PM
when we were younger my mate next door neighborough was a complete pain in the a** so we used to pe back of her cinq up and turn it round we once put the back end on a stack of bricks lol
Should have reported it stolen, and got the last laugh as they get a night in the cells with some botty rapists :)
Although a mate of mine had the most beaten up mini you've ever seen, and one night he drove us to the pub and we all got totally bladdered so we were going to have to walk home, but we managed to put it on its side and slide it between 4 trees, so when it was back on its wheels there was no way of driving it back out again.
Cue a very confused phone call in the morning when he went to pick it up. he thought he'd parked it there in the dark and couldn't work out how he'd done it lol
Lads in a quarry I used to visit hide one of the supervisors astra in the bucket of the loading shovel lol
I actually told Gareth to take me home so I could report it (payout would have been nice lol ) but my mam decided to fall down the stairs and phoned me so Gareth took me to my car.
The old bint is OK unfortunately :( could have got myself insured on her car (K12 Micra) for a week or two if she had broken something lol
Danny s-p
24-08-10, 12:19 AM
Lads in a quarry I used to visit hide one of the supervisors astra in the bucket of the loading shovel lolthat mint. my mate that live next to me left his stering lock off his bike the other day so i push it back in his back yard . he was walk round for good 30 minuets when found it he just stud there looking at it thinking very hard lol
Danny s-p
24-08-10, 12:22 AM
I actually told Gareth to take me home so I could report it (payout would have been nice lol ) but my mam decided to fall down the stairs and phoned me so Gareth took me to my car.
The old bint is OK unfortunately :( could have got myself insured on her car (K12 Micra) for a week or two if she had broken something lolatlesst we took you strait to your car when we herd this had happend and give the game up mate is she ok now
Well shes gone to work, so I assume so.
never taken a car but i stole my friends keys when he was at the traffic lights and went for food and a few laps of the town the que behind him was impressiv lol
ive had this done before...i left my keys in the car when i was out with my mates...they very sneakily moved it round the side of the building....cheeky feckers
Must have been a big building to stretch all the way up Nottingham
lulz..
a guy down our street had a 2cv and he always left the keys in it, we used to move it around and allsorts...
Must have been a big building to stretch all the way up Nottingham
lol lol lol
Once i was staying around my mates, and when he was doing something i moved his car on his neighbours drive, not any neighbour, the one who has put numerous complaints about his drive looking like a scrappy, but anyways, got woke up at 5am by the said neghbour and he was wtf its on my drive, i wet myself
think it was one of those 'had to be there moments':roll: lol
dj_wudgey
24-08-10, 02:44 PM
ohh man id have gone off my tits but then they wouldnt be able to take my sr without me knowing as id hear them do my alarm!!
Danny s-p
24-08-10, 03:40 PM
ohh man id have gone off my tits but then they wouldnt be able to take my sr without me knowing as id hear them do my alarm!!we had his alarm thing sorted because i got his key and that i was very sneaky
L33 LEG
24-08-10, 03:45 PM
never taken a car but i stole my friends keys when he was at the traffic lights and went for food and a few laps of the town the que behind him was impressiv lol
I've done the exact same thing before lol
Pretty sure a TRADERS policy is for driving cars in relation to the motor TRADE, not dicking about moving peoples cars?
i took a set of 235/40r18's off a workmates 1.2 badboy corsa b in plain view of a cctv camera in hinckley one night. he had 2 sets of locking studs, but he left it unlocked at work. for more comedy effect, i fitted a set of 145r13 firestones off a 1.0 nova, he rang the police & then had to ring them back when he arrived at work to find them in a tidy heap in his parking space. they still came round to get a statement, and were pissing themselves rotten.
it escalated to me eventually tying a dead cat (it was already dead when i found it) on top of his back box & he drove round for 4 days & basically cooked it. the smell was truly horrendous & he even took a girl out in it... i retired from practical jokery after that......
lol, if were going on a breakdown or to collect a car in the works 4x4, i always put the transfer box in neutral when they stop at the lights, so they just sit there revving it when they go to pull away lol they never seem to learn lol
Gareth_C
24-08-10, 08:33 PM
Pretty sure a TRADERS policy is for driving cars in relation to the motor TRADE, not dicking about moving peoples cars?
A traders policy allows the policy holder to drive any car owned or not up to a certain value
Not read all of this thread as i cba but i read it as................
Ive just TWOC'ed my mates car and think its really clever!
Yes?
A traders policy allows the policy holder to drive any car owned or not up to a certain value
I know what a traders policy is.
The clue us in the title however. Trader!
Ie cover on any vehicle being used for trade purposes.
If a mate di that to me, Id punch them in the face.
Me too.
Gareth_C
24-08-10, 09:53 PM
I know what a traders policy is.
The clue us in the title however. Trader!
Ie cover on any vehicle being used for trade purposes.
Yes thats the title mate but it also means the holder can drive any car 3rd party only. well that what it says on the policy anyway
Yes, in a trade related capacity!!
Bwahahahahaha Gareth, you have been OWNED son lol
Actually I think he is allowed to drive any car as he said but through his own policy. But yes it was TWOC lol
Either way. To drive a car third party on non trade insurance you need the owners consent!!
Gareth_C
25-08-10, 11:33 AM
Bwahahahahaha Gareth, you have been OWNED son lol
Actually I think he is allowed to drive any car as he said but through his own policy. But yes it was TWOC lol
I dont know how you get that Andrew and how was it twoc you left the keys lying around on my property the car was technically on my property so I was just moving it so it wasnt in the way of myself or obstruction of any other road users.
:wtf: Car was parked on the road.
Gareth_C
25-08-10, 11:36 AM
Either way. To drive a car third party on non trade insurance you need the owners consent!!
Ok. but we both agree that a traders policy does cover you to drive other cars and we had the keys so my argument would be that how could i have twoc'ed it with the keys I guess some people just have seen the funny side of playing a practical joke on a mate. I dont think many people could say they have not played jokes on others lol. lol lol :thumb:
Gareth_C
25-08-10, 11:38 AM
:wtf: Car was parked on the road.
was it? anyway you were blocking the drive of the lady across the road so we moved it so could reverse without hitting your car. So in theroy we did a good neibour thing and stopped another dent to add to your collection. :thumb:
it escalated to me eventually tying a dead cat (it was already dead when i found it) on top of his back box & he drove round for 4 days & basically cooked it.
Hope you never lose a family pet mate. :( No wonder so many people don't see them again if that passes for a joke.
Oh ffs, it was a joke and then there is people complaining about insurance/consent. Jesus.
Oh ffs, it was a joke and then there is people complaining about insurance/consent. Jesus.
and missing pets. lol
how could i have twoc'ed it with the keys
Having the keys does not imply consent :p
Anyway, this thread is getting quite pedantic. lol
http://www.spotshoppingguide.com/wp-content/uploads/best-binoculars.png
http://nsaney.com/pics/IBTL.jpg
Binoculars before the lock? lol
I are watching, and I'm all out of popcorn. :[
when in was a teenager a few of picked up a robin reliant and moved it a mile up the other end of the village, owner didnt find it for 4 days lol
Chavlol
Hope you never lose a family pet mate. :( No wonder so many people don't see them again if that passes for a joke.
me & the lad were both working on a building job on a farm & the farmer threw the cat (a farm one he hit with his van) up our stone pile. i'd already found the cat had been put in my big tool storage box on my truck, by the other lad, ok it might not hit too many funny bones, but we got him to go to kwikfit because his 'cat' needed looking at.....
Gareth_C
25-08-10, 05:20 PM
Oh ffs, it was a joke and then there is people complaining about insurance/consent. Jesus.
It was in dead mate I guess it was one of these hat had to be there moments we have all done daft stuff played joke on mates. :thumb:
Did this to the apprentice at work, left his keys on my bench so had to be done. Went and got it and put it round the back of our yard.
Also did it to the apprentice before that with his moped, we were going to put it in the tea room for him to find at lunch but wouldnt go through the door lol
mopeds....
1. stuck one 8' up a holly tree, it took six of us, but the lad was proper screwed..
2. stuck the same moped into a substation..
3. put it in a spinney 20yds from where it was parked.. took him a week to find it.
the lad was really annoying & had been stalking us...
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