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Spudly
17-08-10, 05:47 PM
Had the feds at the door the other week as apparently ive been spotted on numerous occaisions 'speeding' down our avenue (conservation area so its all traffic calmed and 20mph zones on our avenues and the streets that pass through them) racing in between the bumps were the words used, now ive slowed down a little (bearing in mind that my vectra is lowered and lowered cars dont even like doing 20mph over speedbumps so i rarely pass 15mph through caring about my car and suspension)

Come home today with a message to ring one of the neighbourhood policing team re not how fast im driving, but now its because of my exhaust being too loud!

Moaning miserable cnuts, there are far louder cars that pass down here all the time, not to mention the beemers and audi's that fly down here @ silly mph, i live round here so i dont nail it, i dont speed and yet im being picked on i feel, now is this coincidence that a few weeks ago i had a run in with our local councillor as she decided to pull out in front of me as i was approaching the entrance to our tenfoot (indicating to turn in i might add) and she pulled out and prevented my turn to which i stopped and had a bit of verbal with her (called her a silly mare iirc) no profanity was used as i was nigh on at my doorstep, she lives opposite the entrance to our tenfoot, and im thinking if your average joe public had rung to complain i wouldnt have had two visits, now if a certain councillor rang up and said 'this is councillor Butterworth' (her title) then they would fall over themselves to show they were doing something yes?

They want me to ring back and leave my mobile number so they can come and inspect my car/exhaust, im going to ring back when she will be there and ask for dates and times of the alleged offence(s) as my car was at Blue_pegs last week getting the cambelt done, so i really hope they come back with last week as the dates lol


Grrr, im properly annoyed as yes i do sometimes give it some squirts as we all do but never near my house as you dont sh!t on your own doorstep do you, ive not even got any subs or amps in my car only standard speakers and yet i even turn my music down so its not too loud driving down the street!!!

Edd
17-08-10, 05:49 PM
people with nothing better to do imo

got em round here mate, really annoying after a while

Hobbit
17-08-10, 05:50 PM
Sounds like you need to invite Mr Maris round lol

Edd
17-08-10, 05:51 PM
What Full on burnout idiot ?

Spudly
17-08-10, 05:52 PM
Its really annoying that the guy at the very end of our tenfoot has an old MG B that he has fitted a rover V8 into which is faaar louder than my car, yet she has never said anything about him hooning it up and down and yes, he does!!

Graeme
17-08-10, 05:53 PM
Some times its not a bad thing living in the 'Hood, people look at you strange round here if your legit lol

Rysee
17-08-10, 05:54 PM
Some times its not a bad thing living in the 'Hood, people look at you strange round here if your legit lol


+1 to that

brainsnova
17-08-10, 05:54 PM
post a note through all suspected doors reading sad *******

Spudly
17-08-10, 05:55 PM
Lol sounds about right lol


I have had cars in the past that were a lot louder than my vec, Graeme youve heard it yourself and its not overly loud in the grand scheme of things really is it?

svlet
17-08-10, 05:57 PM
my mates got thier cars taken off them the other night the police claimed they were speeding and over taking the eledged road can only fit one car down it if you tried to over take you would destroy both cars thier right scum bags if they have not got it on camera it wont stand up in court they cant prove it lol denay everything and you will be fine

GDN16v
17-08-10, 05:58 PM
Its becuase they like you really lollollol

They'll have nothing better to do than annoy someone who they see everyday!:(

Angus Closier
17-08-10, 05:59 PM
Meh you think yours is bad, I cant even drive out my drive later than 10 or they complain. (1.4d polo completly standard)

Graeme
17-08-10, 06:01 PM
The low 'note' or rumble of the v6 engine does really carry though mate, like bass, so it probably sounds louder when their in bed at 8 pm than when your stood next to it, if it'll pass a mot there is really nothing they can do

Spudly
17-08-10, 06:02 PM
As said im going to ring back and ask for dates and times and see what comes of that, im very well versed on how to deal with this kind of situation, the words 'proove it' are an awesome defence, but its annoying as hell that ive lived here nearly all my life, im known by most of the neighbours as a good guy and yet some nob moves in and thinks theyre going to change me, im already reasonable enough to think to drive slow and mute my music when driving round here, its not like i bounce it off the limiter with my subs blaring out phat choons y0, so fecking annoyed its unreal, i wanna got park outside her house, flick off the TC and blow my tyres on the road outside her house im so mad, but because im not like that anyways i wouldnt!

Jon_nova1
17-08-10, 06:13 PM
leave your car outside her house for a few hours locked and on tick over lol

fastcar1cars
17-08-10, 06:14 PM
had this all the time with my sr on twin 40's!! lol!
had to get my exhaust changed and show police receipts! very bizzare as all the noise came from the carbs!!

svlet
17-08-10, 06:23 PM
why dont you phone up and complain about her make claims that she speeds over the speed bumps and when she dose have to slow down she accelarates away acsesivly and you find this a problem due to the fact thier are children about

Graeme
17-08-10, 06:26 PM
Everytime they complain send them a fresh dog poo in the post, I'm sure they'll stop then, if you struggle to find one, I'll send them one direct on your behalf lol

General Baxter
17-08-10, 06:40 PM
just do what i do 7am i go out to work, sideways off the drive at 5000rpm

they love me lol

mowgli
17-08-10, 06:48 PM
change your name to hussein & see how fast they all bugger off

Alex J
17-08-10, 06:51 PM
What Full on burnout idiot ?oh sorry sir boring:p

stt
17-08-10, 06:57 PM
get friendly with some harley owners!

Southie
17-08-10, 07:20 PM
Spud get a decibel reading (which it will pass) and get the cops back to take it to the neighbours. Also get a harassment order out on them ;)

blue_peg_16v
17-08-10, 07:29 PM
fooking nonces, ive been down said street and its impossible to speed between those humps in anything other than a 4x4, and i dar say my loon is louder than your veccy too

Benn
17-08-10, 07:36 PM
Bring it to Combe, get sound tested and ask for the numbers. Then you can tell them.

stt
17-08-10, 07:37 PM
Spud get a decibel reading (which it will pass) and get the cops back to take it to the neighbours. Also get a harassment order out on them ;)

probably the most sensible advice

Lee
17-08-10, 07:59 PM
Sometimes they will get the idea if you give them some of their own medicine.

Have they got a dog? If so, that dog is barking in the middle of the night, even if it isn't.

They are parking their car accross your drive.

They have a rat problem and don't seem to be doing anything about it.


I doesn't matter if the complaints are a load of bull, sometimes just the visit from the police and / or council will get the point accross. We have done the same here with the horsy people after they complained about the caravans up here for the 4th time (which they cannot see). We phoned the council and told them that their German Shephard was constantly coming on our land and threatening the kids. It wasn't, but that german shephard now always has a muzzle on when we see it, and there have been no more complaints :)

And even if they do we have a load more ammunition :)

Rich
17-08-10, 08:00 PM
pick on the german shepard :(

Lee
17-08-10, 08:04 PM
pick on the german shepard :(

It's a nasty piece of work to be fair. I love GS's, but this one I keep well away from.

Jack
17-08-10, 08:29 PM
I saw some kid there the other day buying drugs off the person living in that house.

Lee
17-08-10, 08:32 PM
I saw some kid there the other day buying drugs off the person living in that house.

I saw a load of businessmen turning up during the day, the woman is blatantly a prostitute )

Jack
17-08-10, 08:49 PM
Is this the same house that has a loft full of illegal chinese kids writing internet spam emails!?

svlet
17-08-10, 09:00 PM
cant help but laught at the comments on this

Lee
17-08-10, 09:24 PM
Is this the same house that has a loft full of illegal chinese kids writing internet spam emails!?

I think so. Apparently the garage has always got a car being ringed inside it.

Sloth
17-08-10, 09:24 PM
Ad in the paper advertisin a lcd tv for 10 quid and her number. Or offerin whores or somethin. Or call the feds and say she was offerin kids sweets and touchin herself. Or spray pedo/prossie on her car or house..

Lee
17-08-10, 09:26 PM
Ad in the paper advertisin a lcd tv for 10 quid and her number. Or offerin whores or somethin. Or call the feds and say she was offerin kids sweets and touchin herself. Or spray pedo/prossie on her car or house..

My god, there's a man who speaks from experience lol lol

Sloth
17-08-10, 09:30 PM
you knoes it. i had a guy who accused me of trying to run him over, and other ****, just cos i had a slightly loud zorst and came in at 11-12 at night. i was in nottingham at the time when i supposedly tried to kill him... lets just say after 6-7 cop visits to me for bull****, a mate put his 17 year old daughters number in every fone box in town....
he soon gave up.

svlet
17-08-10, 09:32 PM
go to the scrap yard and get 4 wheels put them or your car then slash them and say you watched her doing it or watched her pay 2 boys to late at night

craig green
17-08-10, 09:43 PM
Personally I wouldnt call the number. Hardly breaking the law there tbh.

Wait for them to find you. And if you can, have her follow you out of the road & crawl along as slow as you can. She'll probably tut herself to death behind the wheel.

[edit] just had another idea too. get yourself a flat cap & smokers pipe for use when in your road. Bet that'll stop any stereo typed nonsense aimed at young drivers. LOL

Sloth
17-08-10, 09:49 PM
i have a flat cap spud....

Jeff16v
17-08-10, 10:30 PM
maybe they don't like the idea of someone chucking vetra key in the bowl at the local wife swapping meet. Go get a merc keyfoblol

on the exhaust note; what the hell would they do if you owned a lambo or ferrari?

Jack
17-08-10, 10:38 PM
Phone the local God bashers and organise a tea party at her house. Just as they turn up, wander over with a Qu'ran and hand it to her saying "Thanks for lending me this, quite an enlightening read" lol

TeddyThom
17-08-10, 11:02 PM
Had the feds at the door the other week as apparently ive been spotted on numerous occaisions 'speeding' down our avenue (conservation area so its all traffic calmed and 20mph zones on our avenues and the streets that pass through them) racing in between the bumps were the words used, now ive slowed down a little (bearing in mind that my vectra is lowered and lowered cars dont even like doing 20mph over speedbumps so i rarely pass 15mph through caring about my car and suspension)

Come home today with a message to ring one of the neighbourhood policing team re not how fast im driving, but now its because of my exhaust being too loud!

Moaning miserable cnuts, there are far louder cars that pass down here all the time, not to mention the beemers and audi's that fly down here @ silly mph, i live round here so i dont nail it, i dont speed and yet im being picked on i feel, now is this coincidence that a few weeks ago i had a run in with our local councillor as she decided to pull out in front of me as i was approaching the entrance to our tenfoot (indicating to turn in i might add) and she pulled out and prevented my turn to which i stopped and had a bit of verbal with her (called her a silly mare iirc) no profanity was used as i was nigh on at my doorstep, she lives opposite the entrance to our tenfoot, and im thinking if your average joe public had rung to complain i wouldnt have had two visits, now if a certain councillor rang up and said 'this is councillor Butterworth' (her title) then they would fall over themselves to show they were doing something yes?

They want me to ring back and leave my mobile number so they can come and inspect my car/exhaust, im going to ring back when she will be there and ask for dates and times of the alleged offence(s) as my car was at Blue_pegs last week getting the cambelt done, so i really hope they come back with last week as the dates lol


Grrr, im properly annoyed as yes i do sometimes give it some squirts as we all do but never near my house as you dont sh!t on your own doorstep do you, ive not even got any subs or amps in my car only standard speakers and yet i even turn my music down so its not too loud driving down the street!!!

Mate got a suggestion for you, do all what they have accused you of. Just the once. And then they will have a benchmark for you doing and will notice you doing it. That way they don't get confused. :thumb:

paul james
17-08-10, 11:03 PM
Go on your most local chav car site, and orgaise a 'cruize' with the meeting point being her house.

Or tamper with her cars exhaust so its louder than yours.

Or get a female friend to phone the police, pretending to be her, and make loads of stupid complaints "I don't like the colour of his car" "he rejects my sexual advances" that sort of thing. Perhaps the police will pay her a visit and tell her off for wasting police time.

djbrowney
17-08-10, 11:06 PM
Some times its not a bad thing living in the 'Hood, people look at you strange round here if your legit lol

But not all people live in area's where piles of scrap in the garden is classed as art, we no your sort lol

draper
18-08-10, 12:15 PM
sounds like the councillor needs some damper loving, ill call in next time in the area

GRUNT 16V
18-08-10, 12:36 PM
I had issues with mine !!!!!!! i think its a fact of life ! chunts

Stuart
18-08-10, 12:46 PM
sounds like the councillor needs some damper loving, ill call in next time in the area

spit roast her ? ;)

mowgli
18-08-10, 01:27 PM
join the neighbourhood watch and fight them from within..... remember it is far easier to piss out of a moving bus door than it is to piss into a moving bus

Spudly
18-08-10, 01:30 PM
Well ive just been on the phone to the officer dealing with this and she was most helpful, i told her i think i know how and why these complaints have come about and explained without naming anyone, but asked her the times ive been reported and she told me the exact times i leave for work and arrive home via the security gates on our tenfoot, i said if it is this woman then tell her i will leave the opposite way so as not to pass her house and that i would drive as sedately as possible, the officer said she would relay this info and that she personally was satisfied by what id told her, im still annoyed but only due to the fact this woman thought she had no other option than to call the feds, err hello, you couldve just spoken to me about it!

Stuart
18-08-10, 01:32 PM
tenfoot?

mowgli
18-08-10, 01:33 PM
have you been rejecting her advances spud??? it could be a woman scorned.....


pics of said woman councillor or linky to council website so we can judge her on looks alone?

mowgli
18-08-10, 01:33 PM
tenfoot?

i'm guessing some sort of gate or barrier

mowgli
18-08-10, 01:50 PM
https://web5.hullcc.gov.uk/akshull/users/public/admin/main.pl?op=ListCurrentMembers

come on spud.... which one is it?????

draper
18-08-10, 01:53 PM
https://web5.hullcc.gov.uk/akshull/users/public/admin/main.pl?op=ListCurrentMembers

come on spud.... which one is it?????

lol

slow day today mowgli ?

L14MNP
18-08-10, 01:56 PM
tenfoot?

I thought the same. lol

People of Hull:
Stop saying FEDS! :gay: lol

Hobbit
18-08-10, 02:17 PM
councillor Butterworth' (her title)

:) ugly coont lol

draper
18-08-10, 02:23 PM
i need to bleach my eyes now - even damper would say no (well 8pints lol)

mowgli
18-08-10, 02:35 PM
lol

slow day today mowgli ?

very

mowgli
18-08-10, 02:39 PM
i must say, she needs one of those shiny chains round her neck, with an anvil connected to it.......

Spudly
18-08-10, 02:57 PM
tenfoot?


Its the vehicular access to the rear of our houses theyre roughly ten feet wide so theyre commonly known as tenfoots lol

mowgli
18-08-10, 03:05 PM
i'm beginning to see hull logic.....

a small roll shaped bun that looks vaguely like a bap......... BREADCAKE!!!!! its obvious now....


ps. who the hell measured the gap before the official naming ceremony??? it could be 9 or 11

Sloth
18-08-10, 03:35 PM
also called a tenny. breadcake is basically bread in a cake shape.

now wheres that pattie buttie....

mowgli
18-08-10, 03:42 PM
where i'm from, bread rolls, baps or cobs look nothing like cake, now either they make horrible cakes in the north or its a crappy name for bread rolls.....

Andy
18-08-10, 03:44 PM
i once measured the "tenfoot" at the back of my rents house,and it was 10ft wide.
Anyway,address of this ramptoncase,theres only one thing for it.Im forgotten about in hull now so i'll be ok!!! lol lol

Sloth
18-08-10, 04:15 PM
lmao....

andy i shall pm yer if you like....

Jack
18-08-10, 04:18 PM
i once measured the "tenfoot" at the back of my rents house,and it was 10ft wide.
Didn't realise the norf was THAT boring lol

mowgli
18-08-10, 04:20 PM
i bet he slept well after that

Sloth
18-08-10, 04:27 PM
andy j00 haz pm...

Keif
18-08-10, 04:48 PM
:) ugly coont lol

Yep.

https://web5.hullcc.gov.uk/akshull/egenmembers/photographs/Photo5.jpg

AlexW
18-08-10, 05:06 PM
OHHH Did you really have to post that on here! That face really will make babies cry.

mowgli
18-08-10, 05:13 PM
spud could claim that he saw her and took fright..... no court in the land would try to argue otherwise.....

Andy
18-08-10, 05:47 PM
Didn't realise the norf was THAT boring lol
i was about 11,bored and had ran out of fags lol

Stuart
18-08-10, 05:48 PM
'lady' looks like a dude...

Rich
18-08-10, 06:24 PM
Is that your way of saying you would?