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Rich
13-08-10, 07:59 PM
no work for me tomorrow lol (mechanic) lol

craig green
13-08-10, 08:00 PM
bloody pics or ...........

MK999
13-08-10, 08:00 PM
no work for me tomorrow lol (mechanic) lol

Stanley blade? lol Got a nice scar on my thumb with a little lump in the bone underneath from a stanley blade and a cable tie :d

craig green
13-08-10, 08:00 PM
You got a cable tie holding your thumb on? Hardcore!

MK999
13-08-10, 08:04 PM
Was cutting a cable tie off an engine head (remote control stuff, they're used to protect shiny anodised aluminium heads from damage) and shifted my weight as I realised my hand was in the firing line, without taking the blade away, so the extra weight as I leant up meant I slipped through the cable tie and across my thumb, chipping the bone... looks a bit surreal looking down at the bone in your thumb through a clean cross section of flesh tbh.... then comes the blood lol

bazil
13-08-10, 08:04 PM
bloody pics or ...........
Tis the LAW lol

stt
13-08-10, 08:12 PM
i once went to someone who was trying to cut a piece of mdf with a circular saw, he had the wood resting on his forearm, and as he cut through the wood he dropped it! and his arm!
Was hard not to laugh at his stupidity

Rich
13-08-10, 08:16 PM
maybe when i unwrap it, really hoping i dont end up at the hospital, i want to go to bed. typing 1 handed is annoying too lol

Rich
13-08-10, 08:16 PM
i once went to someone who was trying to cut a piece of mdf with a circular saw, he had the wood resting on his forearm, and as he cut through the wood he dropped it! and his arm!
Was hard not to laugh at his stupidity

wrong but lol

MK999
13-08-10, 08:17 PM
typing 1 handed is annoying too lol

It is, especially when you've cut it, makes typing painful.

Asa-James
13-08-10, 08:22 PM
meh, happens everyday, pulled a 6mm sliver of metal out of my arm yesterday after a small chisle "exploded", and i have a great scar on my wrist from undoing a polo exhaust years ago. man up! ;)

mowgli
13-08-10, 08:25 PM
and always use a really sharp blade. it cuts better than a blunt one, thus less chance of stabbing yourself

Alex J
13-08-10, 08:29 PM
png law, pictures or you is lying!!!

stupot89
13-08-10, 09:17 PM
i chopped the top of my knuckle off last december was well cool could see it all and it made a customer throw up infront of me and the boss lol

Rysee
13-08-10, 09:18 PM
Pics pics pics :)

I was using a holesaw, made my thumb look like the Joker's mouth haha

Cle
13-08-10, 09:21 PM
Superglue ftw :thumb:

djbrowney
13-08-10, 09:26 PM
my last accident was drilling a hole through a kitchen cupboard front with a 19 mm spade bit, i have a pretty good 19 mm circle in my hand lol

Alex J
13-08-10, 09:33 PM
my last accident was drilling a hole through a kitchen cupboard front with a 19 mm spade bit, i have a pretty good 19 mm circle in my hand lolpicture, or your ALL lyinglol lol

djbrowney
13-08-10, 09:35 PM
i have tried to take a picture before but cant ever get a good one lol

djbrowney
13-08-10, 09:39 PM
one of these lol

it fookin hurt lol

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BOSCH-SELF-CUT-WOOD-FLAT-SPADE-DRILL-BIT-CHOOSE-SIZE-/150438552912?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&var=

Rysee
13-08-10, 09:41 PM
For those after flesh wounds haha
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs218.snc1/8527_265492705482_690095482_8770585_6751932_n.jpg

stevenf
13-08-10, 09:49 PM
i managed to slit my wrist today with a screwdriver whilst trying to open a tin of varnish. got glued back together at the hospital :)
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc80/stevenf86/Mobile%20Uploads/Img68BA0396.jpg

brainsnova
13-08-10, 10:47 PM
i took the corner of my finger off with an electric planer while making a sub box in 1999 lol

bazil
13-08-10, 10:56 PM
i managed to slit my wrist today with a screwdriver whilst trying to open a tin of varnish. got glued back together at the hospital :)
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc80/stevenf86/Mobile%20Uploads/Img68BA0396.jpg

i feel you need to call the samaritins more often when feeling down mate lol

Sloth
13-08-10, 11:05 PM
my sis dropped a bed on her small finger today. crush injuries make a reet mess....

brainsnova
13-08-10, 11:09 PM
i knew a boy from college when i done metal work and he rolled his finger on a motorised roller on site and when he took his glove off he sprayed his works mates

bazil
13-08-10, 11:12 PM
i knew a boy from college when i done metal work and he rolled his finger on a motorised roller on site and when he took his glove off he sprayed his works mates

ewwwe thats wronglol

brainsnova
13-08-10, 11:14 PM
that should of been fingers not finger lol

Cooper
14-08-10, 11:21 AM
While back me and my mate J, (Skidmarkz who had the orange MK2 on TBs re shelled into a black wide arched monster), and I were having a drink at my house with a few friends for my birthday. Lots of JD and some mum jokes later we had a bit of a drunken scuffle, nothing serious just J does like to see me go off.
The next few seconds were a bit of a blur, with an empty 3ltr bottle of JD in one hand i remember running at J...I then hit the ceiling due to what others who saw it described as an anti gravity body slam and come round with my hand in the sink and blood shooting out of it. Had landed still with the bottle in my hand and as a result i could now see tendons. A trip to hospital for a few hrs and I was back to all my mates still celebrating my birthday without me.:thumb:


woke up with this....

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q254/Coopermans/ba746f75.jpg

mayhem
14-08-10, 11:57 AM
is that all?

i'm an industrial cow butcher, ive seen crazyer things.

deboner was working without his metal apron.. he stabbed himself 13cm deep in his stomach.
i got my hand into a circular saw (handheld thing to cut through bones), got my nuckle, i could see inside me. pretty funny to see the muscle moving when youre moving youre finger.