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Whats to do there? Hayley is taking me there on Friday for a few days lol
Go Croozing down 'Lakeside' lol
craig green
11-08-10, 07:31 PM
Lock yourselves in the B&B & go all p0rno on her ass.
ring me and paul and ill take you for the biggest burnout of your life! are you sure you want to come here???
Cum to mune to watch the Yid Game!
football is SH*T you idiot! lets get browney down aswell, he can call me merris all daylol
djbrowney
11-08-10, 08:01 PM
you fookin tool merris lol lol lol
oh an jack from what i rememeber its a **** hole lol
Merris burn outs are not cool lol
djbrowney
11-08-10, 08:09 PM
in south end they are ffs
chav's
in south end they are ffs
chav'swent up your neck of the woods the other week, WORST place ever, even the kfc was craplol !!!!
Merris burn outs are not cool lolFAIL! burnout are cool grandad ftwlol
djbrowney
11-08-10, 08:21 PM
I nice up hear because its not full of chavs lol
your the biggest chav on road you merris!!!, even the sea gulls fly upside down up there because theres nothing decent to s*it on, come down for a night out you massive tool!
brainsnova
11-08-10, 08:26 PM
bussiness is boomong at local tyre places in southend thanks to chavs lol
bussiness is boomong at local tyre places in southend thanks to merris lol
quoted fer trooooooooooooooofs...lol:thumb:
i am known round here as the oldest chav in the land, because i still drive a nova, and all i care about is burnouts, and fast food! but hey, no one perfectlol
I like saarfend.They do good skids and wheelspins there
Im sure its not all burnouts and cruising along the seafront in southend. being part southendian, I would know. lol
Im taking him up there to meet my dad and all his trucker brothers so this should be a laugh!
Dont think my dad does burn-outs but he does have a slightly chavvy Vectra and a bar in his front room so he is bad enough.
Southend is just a carpark where loads of burnouts and skids happen.
im going there tomorrow to get some wheels lol.
jack, come see me and kelly in ipswich :D
and its alright jack, it has the longest pier in the world i think
and full of pikeys lol. (generally speaking, put it this way, i had an image in my head, and that image was soon met)
djbrowney
11-08-10, 11:19 PM
im going there tomorrow to get some wheels lol.
jack, come see me and kelly in ipswich :D
and its alright jack, it has the longest pier in the world i think
and full of pikeys lol. (generally speaking, put it this way, i had an image in my head, and that image was soon met)
Just like home then, you will fit right in :p
Jack your in for some bad news, there is a max power meet and s'end on the saturday night so anywhere near the seafront is going to be packed with neons, fiberglass and subwooofers, oh and me in my nova lol.
Southend adventure island is good, and so are the fish and chips, but thats about it
Jack your in for some bad news, there is a max power meet and s'end on the saturday night so anywhere near the seafront is going to be packed with neons, fiberglass and subwooofers, oh and me in my nova lol.
Southend adventure island is good, and so are the fish and chips, but thats about it
Jack take your SLR and tell the slags your from wax power and get some naked lesbian shots!
Don't forget the pink or brown, spit or swallow questions to look authentic
Basvegas is on the way lol
And dont forget to look out for the holywood "Basildon" sign.
Dont think my dad does burn-outs but he does have a slightly chavvy Vectra and a bar in his front room so he is bad enough.
del boy much lol
jack, simply tick it off on the road map and move on......
i only went there once & had a fraudulent insurance claim sent in the post a couple of weeks later.
Jack take your SLR and tell the slags your from wax power and get some naked lesbian shots!
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Do it Jack, they have loadsa promo girls that are keen,
Last year they wanted to get a picture with my nova, and i was like, you do reaslise its just a 1.2 nova, they wernt bothered
I'm not havign skanks draping themselves over either of my cars!
We are taking Hayley's though. Hmm lol
better off saving your time and money mate,full of chavs and spongers not worth the hassle
better off saving your time and money mate,full of chavs and spongers not worth the hassleim a chav and sponge, whats the problemlol
Isn't Southend where all the old people go to die?
Isn't Southend where all the old people go to die?
No, its where all the old people wish they would die as its such a dive.
Old folks haven is the south coast lol
No, its where all the old people wish they would die as its such a dive.
Old folks haven is the south coast lol
lol
Bournemouth is a haven for old codgers. Coachloads of them get dropped off every day, they filter down through the town and off the pier, into the sea lol
Bournemouth is a haven for old codgers. Coachloads of them get dropped off every day, they filter down through the town and off the pier, into the sea lolbournemouth is nice imo, and sand banks down the road is even better, beach is one of the best ive been to in the summer, apart from north devon, southend isnt the best, not many old people here, where you go when you came stuart???
Sandbanks is nice, but too full of posh toffs lol
Across the bay at Studland is nice
I went to the abbey national bank in sarf end for the douchebag I purchased my car from to pay the money in before letting me have the V5
Other than that I only ventured as far as Basildon (and no it wasnt for chavness, even though I had to go onto basvegas every day)
Sandbanks is nice, but too full of posh toffs lol
Across the bay at Studland is nice
public notice.... Studland has a nudist beach... thankyou, that is all
ps. the chippy in lilliput is really good too
where is the worst place to go in the uk? vote away!!!
skegness.... the isle of sheppey....
where is the worst place to go in the uk? vote away!!!
Without a shadow of a doubt- KINGS LYNN
Without a shadow of a doubt- KINGS LYNNworst place ive ever been to!!!!!
hunstanton is not the best either
Laindon... I genuinely get scared going there.
Although Luton has to come a close 2nd.
public notice.... Studland has a nudist beach... thankyou, that is all
I think thats a malicious rumour, as I've never been able to find it lol
fraisethorpe up here has a nudist beach. hull is ****. milton keynes ****s me off.
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