Nova-Girl
15-05-03, 04:08 PM
There was once a farmer who was very concerned because his bull wasn't shagging his cows.
The farmer needed his bull to shag the cows as he needed the cows to become pregnant.
The farmer decided to call the vet and ask for some advice of what to do. The vet told the farmer, if he spreads some of the cows vaginal fluids over the bulls nose then the bull should immediately become erect.
The farmer put his arm up one of the cows, and spread the cows juices all over the bulls nose.
Almost immediately after the farmer did this, the bull became erect, and began shagging every cow in sight. The farmer was very pleased with this.
That night the farmer was lying in bed next to his wife, and began thinking to himself, 'if that works for the bull, I wonder if it'll work for me.'
The farmer, put his hand under the covers and began rubbing and fingering, his sleeping wifes vagina, he then spread the juices all over his nose. Like the bull, almost immediately he had a massive boner.
He decided to wake up his wife. His wife who had been fast asleep, turned on the lamp to see what he wanted. As soon as she looked at him, she exclaimed in a very unhappy voice 'Why did you wake me up, just to tell me that you have a nose bleed.'
The farmer needed his bull to shag the cows as he needed the cows to become pregnant.
The farmer decided to call the vet and ask for some advice of what to do. The vet told the farmer, if he spreads some of the cows vaginal fluids over the bulls nose then the bull should immediately become erect.
The farmer put his arm up one of the cows, and spread the cows juices all over the bulls nose.
Almost immediately after the farmer did this, the bull became erect, and began shagging every cow in sight. The farmer was very pleased with this.
That night the farmer was lying in bed next to his wife, and began thinking to himself, 'if that works for the bull, I wonder if it'll work for me.'
The farmer, put his hand under the covers and began rubbing and fingering, his sleeping wifes vagina, he then spread the juices all over his nose. Like the bull, almost immediately he had a massive boner.
He decided to wake up his wife. His wife who had been fast asleep, turned on the lamp to see what he wanted. As soon as she looked at him, she exclaimed in a very unhappy voice 'Why did you wake me up, just to tell me that you have a nose bleed.'