Do you know what Gert means?

[Ben (lurk75)]

If you do DONT type what it is just write YES or NO!

Was just chatting to a friend and said it and they were WTF does that mean, i found it hilarious, so just wondered if its only me that says it?

[wisewood]

NO


YES



well maybe... dunno if i am thinking the same thing :lol:
probably not, youre from daaaarn saaaarf... :lol:

[Ben (lurk75)]

South West actually, dont want to be confused with the eastern scum! :lol:

I will revela the meaning as i use it when i get really bored!

[Nova-Boy]

:lol: at Wisewood.
youre from daaaarn saaaarf...

NO i dont.

[ade]

cant say I do

:?

[wisewood]

you bloody liar... you can - you got married... must have said it then!!!

[Ben (lurk75)]

WTF

I think we are on about something completely different here!

Good good....

Come on people need more replies before i release the meaning-In Bristolian! (best accent in the country :wink: )

[wisewood]

no ben i dont mean he must have said gert... i mean he must have said "i do"



cant say i do




... nevermind.

[Tilly]

god the bristolians sooooooooo thick
i know what u ment woody

[locky]

NO! :roll:

[Tilly]

i didnt easy but i had grief cause i didnt know what it was. Start on them now ben

[Ben (lurk75)]

lmfao

so you want to know now then?

the way we use the word down here is to underline the word after eg:

Gert lush- very nice

Gert big- extremely large

Gert mental- Completely mad

you get the message...

so what did everyone think i meant????

locky i am disapointed in you after all your only 30 miles away! but then so is Tilly so your as bad as each other!

[wisewood]

well round these parts Gert is a term which often refers to the other half, girlfriend / wife.


so Gert for you basically means VERY.




Gert interestin :D

[Ben (lurk75)]

yes it does but there are a few terms wich it dosent quite make sense when used as very such as we would say you gert baby for a soft poof.
So that dosent make sense if you were to say your a very baby...

[wisewood]

i suppose so ...


like up ere we say " a up " instead of hello :lol:

[Ben (lurk75)]

we say that down here, but only when extracting the urine out of you northern folk!

lmao

do you say lush at all? as in nice? not wet.

[wisewood]

no, i have never said that word!!!

oh no actually i said it once at MK - to try n make Tilly feel daft for saying it, it didnt work!!! :lol: i felt stupid!!!

so insulted Alex by saying short people should be made illegal, and a lass stood near Tilly bitched about it :lol: it just wasnt my day.

[Tilly]

muhahahahahahah u fool

[wisewood]

shat it !!! :lol:

[locky]

bad=good!
proper=cool,
razz=cool
safe=cool
Just some riff raff talk lol! mo fo biatch in da hood n all dat ! shizzle ma nizzle!

But Gert i aint herad of!

1 more thing! does shorty just mean female, or a short female!
or a nice looking piece of crumpet (thats another saying down ere!)

[wisewood]

shizzle me nizzle ?????????

[Wiggie]

lol, i normaly pick these sorts of words up taking this piss out of ppl...only to find me self doing it the next day.

[RobIsGrt18]

lol translated to "bare" over here:

i.e

bare amounts - meaning a lot

"iv ate bare amounts 2day" lol............ :lol:

[Wiggie]

hehehe yeah but bristol seems to have a mixture of it all really

[novaboy_southwest]

is it me or people from bristol use the word you alot ie alright you as where i am from about 36 miles away from bristol (swindon) we say how are you people from bristol seem to miss a few words when in a conversation????

[Wiggie]

cant say that applies to me really. i bought my nova from swindon

[Ben (lurk75)]

lmao @ wiggies complete random comment "i bought my nova from swindon!"

We do miss out quite a lot of words and also speak very fast apprently? My Girlfriends family are all northern and way they come down to visit they are always grumbling about how fast we talk.

I have an extremly mild accent, so much so its hardly noticeable! :roll:

But then i dont come from Bristol and get the piss taken by Bristolians as my accent is different from theres.

[Stuart]

erm i thought lush was a welsh thing, which is only a bad thing (and no one can take offence to that because i have diplomatic immunity in wales for 27 more days) lol


as for gert it means big on its own
but gert big, does indeed mean mahooooooooosive

[novaboy_southwest]

a bloke i work with used to come from bristol and hes always missing words out and talks without moving his lips so u cant make out a word hes saying

[Ben (lurk75)]

lmao sounds familiar!