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i ment to post this last week, anyway, got sent to this at 04:50 AM
oh noes?
http://i790.photobucket.com/albums/yy181/Bazil_2468/5afa1711.jpg
OOPS
http://i790.photobucket.com/albums/yy181/Bazil_2468/f02a909d.jpg
TUT TUT
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the driver was alleged to be disquallified, at the time he was nowhere to be seen, the police helipocter was called and after only 3mins on site the driver was found and arrested,
Simon 1867
25-07-10, 12:11 AM
are you the recovery team?
no i tidy up the mess, i get sent to 99% of rta on the motorways in west central scotland
lol ive just noticed all the dead flies on the windscreen
davidfox280585
25-07-10, 02:07 AM
no i tidy up the mess, i get sent to 99% of rta on the motorways in west central scotland
lol ive just noticed all the dead flies on the windscreen
so your isu?
no isu call me when there is a mess or clarett to clean up,,,,,,,,, i get all the good jobs
hence bazil ( its a brush )
http://i790.photobucket.com/albums/yy181/Bazil_2468/PC140076.jpg
so you are a sort of scottish version of edward woodward (the Equaliser) you keep the streets clean for the people who can't fight back....
i wanted to give you -rep for not posting this straight away... a written off escort is something that should be celebrated.
I saw a real bad one on the M5 yesterday, Nissan Terrano on its roof & its twin axel caravan spread across 2 lanes :(
well, thats one less of the sodding things (choose terrano or caravan)
don't you wish they had a moving counter on that sign on the m5 southbound that says 11 caravans crashed..... there have been bloody hundreds of them....
whenever i drive down the m5, i always have radio 5live on. they love reporting caravan crashes
well, thats one less of the sodding things (choose terrano or caravan)
don't you wish they had a moving counter on that sign on the m5 southbound that says 11 caravans crashed..... there have been bloody hundreds of them....
whenever i drive down the m5, i always have radio 5live on. they love reporting caravan crashes
The constant crashes & pile ups are the only thing that makes the M5 interesting. As its the second most boring motorway in the country.
M54 being the first lol
The isu boys hate caravan crashes, they need to pic up all the cups and glasses etc from all over the motorway lol
caravans should be mot'd and the drivers should have a separate licence......
95% of them are the idiots that fetch them out of storage, wash them, pump the tyres up, overload the front end & set off on their hols.....
i should have got pics of the pikey that was towing an overloaded trailer on the M77, the trailer had a blowout and cause the land cruiser that was towing it to snake and then roll over, luckily the trailer didnt roll so the police had it recovered and taken to a weighbridge where it was found to be almost 2 tonne overweight, so after the guy rolling his motor and breaking his arm and having his skull fractured he also got charged by the police lol
i know a bloke who did that with a landrover swb & a legally loaded ifor williams trailer, but he got a wobble on & didn't know what to do with it, so ended up down the embankment having rolled it... but i don't like him, so its ok
saw a 1.1 saxo parked ass first into a tree yeswterday on the m62. 3 chavs looking at it going "aw noes bruv. braaaaap." i Lol'd
good. one less of them too.. even nature is fighting back at them
Some people have no shame,who's the thieving cunnt whos nicked a cd out of it?? lol
i believe it was a celine dion album,lol
mate, saxos bend if you sneeze at em. a lad local had a vtr slammed hard, according to a mate, he went over a few speed bumps in town and snapped the beam, then the fuzz tipped up and took the car as his "mods" were undeclared. cos he's a scumbag he didnt get it back and its been crushed. :d happy days.
a guy i used to work with ran over a small deer in a vts, it wrote the car off!!
davidfox280585
25-07-10, 12:20 PM
i was on maintenance on our contraflow on the m6 and a woman took the contraflow splitter out totalled 50 cones, blocked the m6 at jct 23 stand still while i had to clear the road, isu were sent with the ipv to block us and help us,they didnt look happy, they should stick to there grass cutting lol
right... time for my two pen'th on car accidents & the old bill.......
i have helped out at the scene of a few in my time....the following observations stand out...
1. the police don't carry a brush... i was held up in a 1mile queue and got to the front to see them stopping traffic & diverting people round a small pile of broken glass on the tarmac.. i ran up the road with my yard brush & swept it off for them.....
2. they have absolutely no idea about where the vehicles go when they divert them off an A road... causing absolute mayhem
3. when i was the first on the scene of a crash on the A5 with my workmates in our transit, we kept traffic safely flowing, got the driver out safely, she was uninjured, and swept the road clear. when the rozzers turned up they basically told us to feck off.. we offered to drag the car out of the way with our truck so the road would flow properly, they simply shut everything down & the road was closed for 8 hrs.
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