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brownbear
24-07-10, 10:12 PM
Volkswagens are over engineered Germanic SHI*E!

Asa has a huge gouge out of his finger.
The car still isn't sorted.
The parts don't fit.
The clutch and driveshaft oil seals turned into a new f**king gearbox!

I hate them I hate them I HATE THEM!!!!
AlexW
24-07-10, 10:13 PM
I love cars today.

You just bought the wrong cars.
Lee
24-07-10, 10:13 PM
The clutch and driveshaft oil seals turned into a new f**king gearbox!



Buy loads and make a killing on Ebay!!!!!!
John
24-07-10, 10:20 PM
I love cars today.

You just bought the wrong cars.

lol lol how true!
Stuart
24-07-10, 10:24 PM
Stupid VW's.... I'm expecting pain of some sort soon
stt
24-07-10, 10:41 PM
never had a problem working on any of my vag cars, better build quality than any vaux stuff ive had.

Audi S4 2.7 BiTurbo
Leon Cupra R
Golf Gt TDi 150 - although tensioning the cambelt wasnt easy!
John
24-07-10, 10:49 PM
Stupid VW's.... I'm expecting pain of some sort soon

Will be fine! It's a 3b passat!

stt, tensioning the pd cambelt is a sinch, what went wrong?
bazil
24-07-10, 11:01 PM
meh i put mine into Glasgow Audi last time round, i recently tried sitting down but it still hurts lol
John
24-07-10, 11:02 PM
meh i put mine into Glasgow Audi last time round, i recently tried sitting down but it still hurts lol

lol bum raped by audis labour rates?? lol
bazil
24-07-10, 11:03 PM
£82 per hour fooking hell lol £1280 was the bill
John
24-07-10, 11:04 PM
Jeez! What went wrong? i'm guessing engine hell?
bazil
24-07-10, 11:05 PM
ill find the link so others can laugh at my pain

found it
http://www.pngclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=145696
Asa-James
25-07-10, 12:54 AM
See I've always hated vw's after ittook me 6 hours to change a £5 track rod end due to the stupid design of a mk2 golf*. Whythe hell I keep agreeing to work on them is beyond me

(*the job required removal of the steering rack, replacement of track arm it's self, and as the rack wouldn't drop properly it was pretty much subframe off as well. On my back. In the rain.)
bazil
25-07-10, 12:56 AM
can you do my suspoension bushess pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaase?:)
Bubba
25-07-10, 12:56 AM
i went to get a new box for the 80 today...rounded off half the driveshaft bolts, couldnt get about 5 of the main bolts out to get it of....gave up and bought a pocket full of fuses and relays :D
bazil
25-07-10, 12:58 AM
i took the fuses out of my S3 for the 4x4 system last week lol it was stupid but fun
Asa-James
25-07-10, 12:59 AM
can you do my suspoension bushess pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaase?:)


Rear beam bushes? *ahem* GTF!
bazil
25-07-10, 01:01 AM
no no front :) ( wishbones )
Nobby
25-07-10, 04:36 PM
£82 per hour fooking hell lol £1280 was the bill

meh £102 +vat at Jaguar!
Welsh Dan
25-07-10, 05:59 PM
A friend of mine was quoted £152+vat per hour at Jaguar because he had an "executive" car and was expected to pay "executive labour". The hydraulics went belly up on the roof of his XKR - he promptly got rid lol.
bmw156
25-07-10, 06:09 PM
i worked on the golf today, was going to do crank shaft.
me and my mate really CBA and now its getting flogged on or broken,

they good until they break!
Edd
25-07-10, 06:15 PM
And that's quite often lol
craig green
25-07-10, 07:07 PM
VAG suck end of.. (as do mdern GM's) 80's rot boxes FTW.
Asa-James
25-07-10, 07:15 PM
VAG suck end of.. (as do mdern GM's) 80's rot boxes FTW.
And 90's cavs :)
Nobby
25-07-10, 10:46 PM
VAG suck end of.. (as do mdern GM's) 80's rot boxes FTW.

+rep :thumb: