get some anger out

[Vausey_Nova_Knotla]

Parked the nova out side a shop and came out of shop opend door with central loking and as i sat in closing door i over heard this little ****ing ****ed up smak head chav say id be able to nik that in 2 minz m8 n i didnt say owt but wish i had have said yeh but i wud nok you out in 1 u ****ed up scank thats all :thumb:

[Southie]

Text talk :roll: Who's the chav!!!

[Sonny Jim]

ha ha

[General Baxter]

2mins, what a **** car theft lol

[craig green]

Ignore....

Just like I wish I did this thread.

[wwmnw]

Ignore....

Just like I wish I did this thread.

^ :thumb:

[novaguy08]

Parked the nova out side a shop and came out of shop opend door with central loking and as i sat in closing door i over heard this little ****ing ****ed up smak head chav say id be able to nik that in 2 minz m8 n i didnt say owt but wish i had have said yeh but i wud nok you out in 1 u ****ed up scank thats all :thumb:

Ahem, rough translation:

Parked the Nova outside a shop this afternoon, come out of the store and opened the doors Via the central locking, as I was closing the door I overheard a rather unsavory twoc'er who thought he was the mutts nuts say he would be able to steal the car within 2 mins! I didn't dignify him with a responce but I wish that I had a pair and told him that "if he tried it he would need quite extensive re-constructive surgery to the face and groin area you disgusting odd little cock!"

your welcome :p

[Pistol Pete]

Ignore....

Just like I wish I did this thread.

+1

[Jack]

Just pull your burberry cap down, give him the bird, and wheelspin off.

[wwmnw]

Ahem, rough translation:

Parked the Nova outside a shop this afternoon, come out of the store and opened the doors Via the central locking, as I was closing the door I overheard a rather unsavory twoc'er who thought he was the mutts nuts say he would be able to steal the car within 2 minutes! I didn't dignify him with a response but I wish that I had a pair and told him that "if he tried it he would need quite extensive re-constructive surgery to the face and groin area you disgusting odd little cock!"

you're welcome :p

You're very welcome :p lol

[novaguy08]

FAIL :(

im tired and have a gammy eye, go away lol

[floydy13]

2 mins, what the fook, does that include a lie down on the job to?!!

[Plug]

my keys live locked in my car most of the time :(

Got getting in to the car under my belt thou.

[GRUNT 16V]

Wtf !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Alex J]

worst thread 2010?

[mrT]

dont know whats this threads about but if some c**t said that in front of me i'd defo pick em up about it...junkie stealing scum need confrontation in i for one would give it them as i do, their all little weak smackheads that need their skulls smashed in me in ma friends are happy to give it to them no dramas:)

[16v Nova Kev]

worst thread 2010?
lol

[Jeff16v]

Is there no honour amongst chavs these days

[Lee]

Is there no honour amongst chavs these days

PMSL lol

[Vausey_Nova_Knotla]

PMSL to all who bad mouth my thread, tbh i couldn't be arsed to type it out correctly. Some people on here do need to sometimes CHILL out and not rape people for typing something out in a way that such hurts your feelings.
And i would have pulled him up about it, but it want him i was scared of it was his fat bird she was like 3x's size of me and am oni a small lad, she suda squished me! :lol:

[Vausey_Nova_Knotla]

by the way i wasnt text talking this was reffering to the way he spoke "id be able to nik that in 2 minz m8"

[wwmnw]

I'm chilled, you just do yourself no favours looking like an e-hero saying you could have bashed him up when he would have probably knocked you out and took your car off you.

[Trendall]

when you see said chav on his push bike "ragging" it down the road drive past him open said door and hit the breaks hard then as he lay's on the floor shout thats how you open a fooking door and drive off simple's

[Rysee]

An animal without apposable thumbs could even get into a Nova in 10 seconds

[Vausey_Nova_Knotla]

I'm chilled, you just do yourself no favours looking like an e-hero saying you could have bashed him up when he would have probably knocked you out and took your car off you.

lol, ok but no he wouldnt have, but he had a child and a fat bird I wasn't going to start something was I, over a lowsey comment when to be quiet fair he prob could take it in 2 minuits fair play to him, but if i cought him fair play to me!

[Vausey_Nova_Knotla]

An animal without apposable thumbs could even get into a Nova in 10 seconds
:thumb:

[davidfox280585]

An animal without apposable thumbs could even get into a Nova in 10 seconds
you only need to pop my press studs off and peel my roof off lol ;)

[Benn]

Dont worry about, i was told at Billing by some retard that he could steal my car in under a min. By just turning the hazard switch upside down..

I just laughed it off.

[claire6069]

An animal without apposable thumbs could even get into a Nova in 10 seconds

lmao very true, porter broke into one of his mates cars at pv in less than 30 seconds after half a bottle of bacardi and ****e loads of beer lol

[Lewis.]

lol that was funny as fook :thumb: although in fairness it was unlocked :p

[claire6069]

lol that was funny as fook :thumb: although in fairness it was unlocked :p

you referring to me or benn?!

[mowgli]

so novas are easy to break into & steal.... and this is news??????

[claire6069]

/\ lmao

apparently for the bragging chav it was news to him and he had to share it lol

[Lewis.]

you referring to me or benn?!

you

[claire6069]

lol it werent unlocked, the lad who owns it had gone off on the p*ss with our other mate with the blue corsa or you trying to tell me you had already broken into it?! lol

[Southie]

Ste Porter was probably that drunk he actually broke into his tent not a Nova lol

[mr5050]

a nova... possibly one of the easiest cars to steel?! not much to brag about, you should have just turned round and told the fella you could nick his misses in two minutes, the two minutes it would of took you to run to greggs and back lol

[mowgli]

another good put down would be 'get a job & you can buy it'

[Southie]

I'm chilled, you just do yourself no favours looking like an e-hero saying you could have bashed him up when he would have probably knocked you out and took your car off you.
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[mr5050]

or, stop spending all your jobseekers on the rock and in 3.4 years its yours!

[mowgli]

definition of oxymoron : jobseekers allowance........... give them enough money to live on while they try to find work..........

[mr5050]

give them enough money to live on and not attempt to find a job more like, it most cases, the jobs these people are being offered are so low paid that its worth their while staying on the doll and getting their rates etc paid for them, still no excuse....... thread slowly going off piste? lol

[mowgli]

the government is frightened of chavs... the last gov. caused them & this lot don't know what to do with them.... thus we get them trying to nick our novas.... or worse, own one & chav it up...

[mr5050]

hold on, this could be a win win situation... if these chavs keep nicking other chavs chaved up novas, then we could see a demise of the number of novadosed novas thus pushing the prices up for tastefully moded novas, maybe ????

[mowgli]

it might just work....................

[mr5050]

theres method in the madness

[claire6069]

Ste Porter was probably that drunk he actually broke into his tent not a Nova lol

pmsl very true, think thats why the tent ended up being an envelope and the nova being the letterbox lol