neighbor is a complete T*T

[Trendall]

my neighbor is a complete t*t he bought a mg zr for £4000 and he swapped it yesterday for a g reg escort straight swap and he thinks he has got a bargin its a 1.6 g reg in red i had a look earlyer and i think the guy he bought it off is trying to kill him as the rear break pipe has been cut and bent to stop it from leaking :wtf: i told him but he thinks this is normal and it comes like that to stop the car from locking the rear wheels up on breaking. also while i was cleaning my engine and car he came over and started telling ooo dont get water there (on the manifold) it will cause it to split and i should get rid of my nova as it's only a 1.2??? further more he sits there smoking a illegal substance in front of his kid while i work on my car (well atleast try) while he tells me i need to do this and that ect... and everything i do to my car is wrong and i should do this ITS MY F***ING CAR ILL DO WHAT I WANT ARGHHHH damn i wish it was legal to shot people that do your head in!!!! i might just tell him that his car can go round a corner at 140mph and it wont break traction as it is a limited edition and has 4x4 drive and hope he hits a wall....

sorry about that my rant is now over but i HATE HIM.... his missus aint bad tho lol

[wwmnw]

Pics of his missus?

[Trendall]

not sure if im allowed to do this but hey here she is... she's the one on the left

http://i961.photobucket.com/albums/ae95/Trendall2008/n883495572_5949558_33411.jpg?t=1279591631

[davidfox280585]

id bone,get round or pm me address,is she game? +1 rep for pic

[wwmnw]

id bone,get round or pm me address,is she game? +1 rep for pic

Ditto that, PNG meet/orgy at her house :thumb:

[Trendall]

Ditto that, PNG meet/orgy at her house :thumb:

pmsl when she's on a night out she gets a bit ummm fisty anyway a bit off topic now lol the only good thing is i get to watch her wash the car every week :d

[Hayley]

loving the fact it got totally off topic before even getting to 2 pages

[wwmnw]

pmsl when she's on a night out she gets a bit ummm fisty anyway a bit off topic now lol the only good thing is i get to watch her wash the car every week :d
Give her some alcohol, ask her to wash your car, when she agrees bring a tiny bikini out and say do it in this as its my birthday, take pics and post here :thumb: 10000000000000000 internetz await you if you do!


loving the fact it got totally off topic before even getting to 2 pages

Men, such simple creatures lol

[Trendall]

a bikini after a few drinks she will proberly do it in a thong :) if i asked her to do that what do i purpose to tell my missus trying to explain i ask'd our hot neighbor to wash my car in a thong/bikini... hmm might be sleeping in my nova after that lol

[wwmnw]

Pics of your missus? lol

What she wont know wont hurt her :thumb: lol

[bazil]

Get said hot neighbour and missus to wash car together??
Just say it's a good way to help get on with the neighbours lol

[bmw156]

the guy sounds like a fooking tool

[Andy]

blast a hole through his rocker cover with a big hammer.
Then hammer his bird lol

[mowgli]

blast a hole through his rocker cover with a big hammer.
Then hammer his bird lol

no need to break the car, its an old ford, it will manage that all on its own

[novaguy08]

About your neighbour,

He is a half whit, ignore him and if he starts giving the big i know what im talking about tell him he just spunked 4 grand on a ford escort, having owned one I know that they're not a bad car, but unless its a mint never been driven S1 its never worth more than a couple thousand if in factory condition with mega low miles on it, hang on, tell him I have a 1.3 for sale for a grand see if he comes flying down here for it lol

With his missus, its worth sleeping in the Nova for a few snaps lol

[mayhem]

bang his missus FFS.

the rest isnt important.

there is no need to tell youre missus anything.

[Stuart]

perhaps the pair of them in that piccy.... and your mrs too lol

[craig green]

bang his missus FFS.

the rest isnt important.



I couldnt have put it better myself. :d

[moffat]

im liking this thread allready lol

[davidfox280585]

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/4/6/633746249031668210-PEEPINGTOM.jpg

[Lewis.]

he sounds a complete tool, but his missus is hawt!! have some repz for the pic :thumb:

[mowgli]

don't upset the neighbour too much, there is a rich vein of comedy that needs mining... this could go on for months......

[claire6069]

lmao one of porters mates got over 7 grand from a trust fund, he blew 4500 on a throttlebodied gti6 that dont start in the cold and isnt mapped properly, paid the insurance and then bought a two tone red nova lol there is always that one person lol

[Rysee]

don't upset the neighbour too much, there is a rich vein of comedy that needs mining... this could go on for months......


But there's also a rich vein of fanny to mine...

http://www.wtrf.com/images/081509014554_mine%20hat1.jpg

[nova_saloon]

hot neighbour, but do the old hammer and golf ball trick with his exhaust. that should upset him a little :D

[steviegsi]

a bikini after a few drinks she will proberly do it in a thong :) if i asked her to do that what do i purpose to tell my missus trying to explain i ask'd our hot neighbor to wash my car in a thong/bikini... hmm might be sleeping in my nova after that lol




Iirc you were going to sleep in the nova for security reasons anyway, 2 birds with one stone matey :thumb:

[wwmnw]

Iirc you were going to sleep in the nova for security reasons anyway, 2 birds with one stone matey :thumb:

lol Brucey bonus :thumb:

[Andy]

2 birds with one conny matey :thumb:
edited for the best possible outcum.....lol

[reevie1987]

go for the old skool dry bumming on the hot woman and shove a apple up his peashooter of a exhaust lol

[novalovingned]

Even though your neighbour sounds like a tool, its worth humouring him to get in about his mrs! Shes not stunning but well worth a poke lol I hav'nt used that word in years lol

[16v Nova Kev]

Pics of his missus?

god damm your quick:cool:

[wwmnw]

god damm your perverted and desperate:cool:

Edited for troofs lol

[brainsnova]

the said guy seen sence swapping a rover lol they are junk and he can RST replica his escort. His missus needs a service.

[16v Nova Kev]

^ where have you been^

[Trendall]

the said guy seen sence swapping a rover lol they are junk and he can RST replica his escort. His missus needs a service.

i think he will be "doing" it up soon so i will get a picture for everyone to laugh at when he no more nails bumbers and wing mirrors on :d

[brainsnova]

^ where have you been^

restoring my vespa and finishing jobs around the house so i have time to buy an old mini and fit a big engine.

[16v Nova Kev]

ORLY. cool we have 2 really old mini's in work im trying to get hold of one.

[brainsnova]

im thinking put the vaux 1.6 16v in and make a custom dashboard and centre console.

[16v Nova Kev]

sounds good. i found a thread about a 2.0 8v turbo in a mini before that looked fun.

[Sloth]

bang his lass, from behind, video it and send him it from another mobile. then burn his car and dob him in for teh drugs to the social. case closed.