50 Pence, In Da Pub!

[novamark]

has anyone heard that p1ss take of 50 Cent In Da Club?

had me in stitches.

at the beginning instead of sayin:

"when i pull up out front u see the benz on dubs."

he says

"when i pull up out front you see my vauxhall nova".

the whole song is funny. "Go on love, it's ma birfday.."
well funny.

[wisewood]

*pissin miself laffin.*


where did you hear it... i wanna hear it.

[novamark]

i'm gettin it 2day off a mate on cd, u would really laugh if u heard the whole of it, i'm sure u can burn it off the internet. i think thats where my mate got it from, if not i will find out. right laugh though.

[Dave]

they play it on vibe fm a lot (106.4 fm) if you can get it
very funny bes remix is by beyonce though that rocks

[RobIsGrt18]

yeh i herd that a while back, tis very funny...and clever!!

"i'll see you in pub with a pint of bud, look luv" lol.... :lol:

white-nova, i agree the beyonce one is quality !!

[novamark]

i dont like da beyonce one, pisses me off a bit (her voice) dunno y. 50 cents album is well good.

[Alex]

its on kazaa

[Jules]

Downloaded the 50 Pence one yesterday - Superb!
:lol:

[novamark]

funny innit!? he says he got his bird's mum to pay for all his things, lol.

[RobIsGrt18]

here is all the song lol:

"Go Go........Go On Love Its My Birthday!
You Look Tarty Love Its My Birthday!
i'll buy you a bacardi love its my birthday!
and you know im having a laugh its not my birthday!

[Chorus x2]
you can find me in the pub with a pint of bud
look love i've got a fiver if you let me see your jugs
im in to playing to darts, i aint in to growing shrubs
so come fill up my mug before my fag gets stubbed

when i pull up out front you see my vauxhall nova
when i hit the bar its ten pints before im over
i came to watch the game cause im a blackburn rover
and im munch on M&Ms while im downing smirnova
but only nothings changed cash down bottoms up
and i got a papercut from rolling my rizla up
if you watch how i move you'll mistake me for a geezer or gimp
cause i fell down the stairs and now walk with a limp
in the crap bits of Watford they say fifty you hot
they like me i want them to love me like lesbian hot
but go in to Hemel-Hempsted they'll tell you im crazy
cause i once got drunk and humped the statue of a lady
but im fully focused now
tea and coffee on my mind
got a part time job in the daily grind
now this girls yeah
she loves my hair
she likes my car
her friend is fit but she's as ugly as t...... (ALL RIGHT)

[Chorus x2]

my girlfriends mum give me the cash
that bought me all my fancy stuff
my couch, my fridge, my plates, my waste
look mate im tied down but i aint changed
and you should love it way more than i hate it
your like my dad fashion sense is outdated
im that bloke by the bar when im on my round
your that weird guy who never leaves or makes a sound
when the beats are pumping i get my macerana on
my mates drag me to the chair before the end of the song
if the roofs on fire someone dial 999
and you wanna get drunk love
it isnt a crime
i'll tell you what i tell every girl
your fit
nice hair
if you dont wanna rush it here's another red square
or i can tell my mates to be round the back with a kronenberg
they'll know where we've ****ing been [YEAH! Laughs]

[Chorus x2]

dont act like you dont know where i been either mum!
in the pub all the time mum
its about to pop off mum
burn unit"

:lol:

[?Marty?]

It's by The Streets, by the way.

[Stuart]

and its been about for ageeeees.


oi vibe fm is 105.4 :) i know im home when i can jsut about pick it up in baldock, then im a happy person again.

the mix of inda pub and inda club is good from them, jsut going between the two.

and as with the songs that mention a nova, i do belive its more a piss take than a "lets be cool and put it in for the kids" thing

[Carla]

OMG
my mate downloaded this on her computer like last week.

we was rare creasing over it, and i was gona post about this aswell!!!!!

it is so comical, and have to listen 2 it everytime i go 2 her house!!!!