Womens periods explained...

[Ben (lurk75)]

Q:Why do women get periods :?:

A:Becasue they deserve them :!:

[Neil.]

me thinks an argument is coming :o

[Cheese]

Lol! :)

Think this could lead to trouble!! :o

[novamark]

true though lol.

[Dicko]

if not from lindz when she finishes her paper work then itl be 1ish when tilly is on her dinner, sh1t and fan springs to mind :o

[wisewood]

Ben > i have to hand you a bucket full of respect for posting this one mate... you KNOW Tilly is gonna go fcuking mental when she reads this dont ya!!! :lol:


Linz wont be too happy either... Cara will probably just laugh though :lol:

[Alex]

it is good though :lol:

[Freak]

well he *might* have a point.... :o :wink:

[linzTDI]

Well well well...........
What can a say to this tit.

I seem to recall a post a couple of weeks ago where alot of members were getting themselves upset as women have periods and it stops them getting what they want for a few day per month. So it doesnt bother us it bothers you when you get the knock back.........this only applys to certain members of NL as other members havent even got a girlfriend to find this problem

[novamark]

poo ching.

[wisewood]

the things dont bother me, they are a part of life, you have to put up with it... simple as that.

its just the mood swings that get on my nerves :lol:

[linzTDI]

Well how ironic

You's deserve them lol

[novamark]

no-one deserves them. nasty if u ask me, from a blokes point of view anyway.

[Tilly]

Well well well...........
What can a say to this tit.

I seem to recall a post a couple of weeks ago where alot of members were getting themselves upset as women have periods and it stops them getting what they want for a few day per month. So it doesnt bother us it bothers you when you get the knock back.........this only applys to certain members of NL as other members havent even got a girlfriend to find this problem
GO GIRL i will keep my lips sealed

[wisewood]

you not feel like a fight today Tilly??? whats up? time of the month :lol:

[Alex]

:lol: you will pay for that

[Tilly]

you not feel like a fight today Tilly??? whats up? time of the month :lol:


Good guess lmfao.

Nah cause i have a strong worded mouth and a bad temper but im in a good mood so dont upset me :evil:

[wisewood]

as if i, the wonderful wisewood would ever do anything to upset you Tilly :roll:


:lol:
sorry, since you said that so nicely i will not wind you up any further today :D dont wanna put you in a bad mood a week before your holiday.

[Tilly]

YEAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Alcohol, sex, beach ,sun what more could i ask for

[Alex]

that but with no hangovers. it would be heaven :D

[Tilly]

i dont suffer with them unless i mix my drinks madly or drink vodka

[wisewood]

only one thing missing from that list Tilly....


wisewood.




:lol:

[Alex]

i envy you for that :x


:D

[wisewood]

Tilly i am sure i have spoken to you before and you said you had a really bad hangover and hadnt been drinking that much the night before :lol:




and alex... you envy her for needing me on her holiday to have a good time??? :lol:

[Alex]

what a shite time to post PMSL :lol:

[wisewood]

:lol: :lol: :lol:


i just noticed you still got that link in your footer alex :lol:

[Alex]

can't be arsed to change it. got bigger thing to think about, like my broken engine :cry:

[wisewood]

sup wiv yer engine???

[novamark]

the wonderful wisewood of oz.

[wisewood]

i aint from oz...





wiseville... thats where i'm from.

[novamark]

lol. u nutta.

[wisewood]

nope... according to my last psychological evaluation before they released me from the padded room i am now 100% mentally stable.

All irregularities have been ironed out by the electroshock therapy...


woooooohoooooo!!! I'm Sane!!!

[Alex]

can't be arsed to change it. got bigger thing to think about, like my broken engine :cry:

its proper broke, i tell thee. looking for a 1.6 now :evil:

whats with the MI5 reject. cheeky git

[wisewood]

:lol: i'll change it if you want mate... but you cant say its wrong, coz thats exaclty what you are.

at least you were given the opportunity to try for it... not many are.

[novamark]

i've seen your papers wisewood, it was 10% mentally stable, not 100% u fool! not go back and sit in ur cell like a good boy, then i mite let u out to play some basketball.

[Alex]

ah it will do for now 8)

[wisewood]

NOPE!!! you're wrong, if i was 10% stable they would have locked me in the room downstairs next door to Kev's room...

I was certified as 27.9% stable when i went in there in 1999.

[novamark]

roflmfao!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Ben (lurk75)]

When you post bandits have quite finished!!!!

Back to topic...

You do deserve them, like i deserved to get my nose broke last week!
I also deserve a bloody long holiday! and a pay rise and to get my GSi running! hmm what else???

The fact of the matter is with any subject when someone bites about it they know deep down that it is correct :roll:

[wisewood]

roflmfao > not ALWAYS though ben... there are exeptions.

[Ben (lurk75)]

roflmfao > not ALWAYS though ben... there are exeptions.

you know it works 90% of the time though dont you Andy! :lol: :lol:

[wisewood]

i wouldnt go so far as to say 90%...


probably something like 88.996% or there abouts :lol:

[Tilly]

going off the subject again u fools

[Ben (lurk75)]

split the differnce with 88.998!!!

I aint no fool and i aint getting on no plane!

[Tilly]

wonkey nose

[wisewood]

thats not very nice... true at the moment but not very nice, he is worried about this operation!!

[Tilly]

no i know that lifes to short to worry ive tried reassurance i know a lot about GA'S believe me

[Ben (lurk75)]

lol

better than most things i get called!

[wisewood]

Good luck to ya anyway mate!!! let me know.




and as for you tilly... little miss dental nurse... stop showing off about your GA knowlege :lol: :lol: ;)

[Tilly]

and as for you tilly... little miss dental nurse... stop showing off about your GA knowlege ;)


its knowledge even i knew that

[wisewood]

PMSL... thats the last time i correct your typo's for you before anyone sees them little miss spelling champion :lol:

[Tilly]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
ITS A JOKE

[wisewood]

I think you mean IT'S

:lol:
didnt we have this fight two weeks ago???

[Tilly]

i meant it is actually

[Ben (lurk75)]

you fight every day! very cute!

[wisewood]

it's and it is mean the same thing tilly... ITS was just the wrong grammar.
needed an apostrophe.



we fight everyday ben... but this particular arguement is a fortnight old... i pick on her spelling n grammar, she picks on mine etc :lol:

[Ben (lurk75)]

It's actually Ben if you dont mind, thank you.

[wisewood]

oooooooooooh hark at him... :lol:

[Tilly]

"ooooooooooooooooooooh"


actually its Benjamin :lol:

[Ben (lurk75)]

Piss off Natalie!

[Tilly]

ooooooooooooooooooh ur beggining to scare me :lol:

[Ben (lurk75)]

GGGGGGGGGGgggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

[Ben (lurk75)]

That dealt with her!!!

[Tilly]

:roll: whatever

[Ben (lurk75)]

:oops: :oops: :oops:

Sorry Natalie :roll:

[Snowface]

Well I don't trust Anything that bleeds for 3 days and Doesn't Die!



:twisted: lol

[Tilly]

:2gunfire:

[novamark]

nice. :lol:

[Carla]

How fuck1ng rude!!!!!!!!!!

All this is because the lads cant get laid wen we are on.......hahahahahaha :wink: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:twisted: :P :P :lol: :lol: :D :D :evil: :evil:

[wisewood]

actually all the ladies i have been with have left it as my choice... they still get horny... they leave it up to me if i wanna dip into the red paint pot or not :lol:

[novamark]

red paint pot! ur so crazy!!! rofpmsl.

nah, periods are nasty, girls dont deserve them at all.

[wisewood]

bit more smell, bit less "efort" required before hand...
bit more spatter n end up with tide marks on wisewood jnr...


thats the only difference. :lol:

[novamark]

too far andy!!! lol.

[wisewood]

the truth is often a messy business.


:lol:

[novamark]

true. still a bit too far though mate. wahoo, i got my provisional! random and off topic, sorry bout that.

[wisewood]

you can always rely on me to lower the tone :lol:






*provisional... wooohoooo!!!
get some driving lessons booked!

[novamark]

yeah, i've been practisin theories all day, gettin like 26/35, dats without lookin at any books, i cant wait to drive!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wisewood]

get yourself a cdrom pratice & learning thing... they help loads.

[novamark]

yeah, didnt know they did those, thanks mate, i'll do that.

[Ben (lurk75)]

Bloody bandits!!!!

[wisewood]

yeah sorry ben.... muppet corner n all that... :lol:




errrrrrrr... PERIODS!!! yeah.... eeeurrgh!!! :lol: