Female Legs

[sexy_nova_babe]

Which do you prefer?

[ade]

what denier tights and wot colour?

it also depends on how long they are and what theyre supporting!

stockings and suspenders are more "sexy" and I hate the way tights go right up and round yer middle (and I'm NOT speaking for personal wearing experience here :D !)


So stickings and suspenders!

:D 8)

[Freak]

what a stupid question...pretty obvious really.

[Alex]

i think this will be an easy one for blokes. its gotta be stockings and suspenders or stickings as Ade calls them :lol: .

[Dicko]

ye goes well with nurses uniform :D

on a nice women that is not with ya kilt ADE :P

[wisewood]

i aint even gonna vote on this one because its soooo obvious...

tights aint in any way sexy.... the fact that they have to be removed for duties to be performed is a big turn off if you ask me :lol:

[Dicko]

try rippin em off m8, done that once was funny, got bolocked by was a great sh4g :D

[wisewood]

i have done mate... i still say they are ugly things and a complete waste of time trying to ask what men prefer, tights or stockings.



watch some porn... you'll notice there are very few women wearing tights... and there is a good reason for that.

[Alex]

right, who has voted for tights. own up :o

[Dicko]

ye i agree not that i have any pron on the servers, 120Gb *cough*

[wisewood]

right, who has voted for tights. own up :o

i decided to vote after all and voted for stockings to neutralise the tights vote :lol:

[sexy_nova_babe]

Im glad that most of you prefer stockings and suspenders! I always wear them!! Have any of you lot had a nylon footjob before? Do any of you even know what one is?

[wisewood]

:roll: Yes i do know what one is... for those of you who dont know... just think about it for a few minutes > you'll get the idea.

[sexy_nova_babe]

For anyone who doesnt know, its when a girl has got her stockings on and then uses her nylon covered feet to **** off someone! I love giving nylon footjobs to lads! ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** **************************


*censored by wisewood*

[bad_boy_nova]

SLAG!

[wisewood]

Please try and tone down what you are saying... going into that much detail is just not called for > and although it may make you popular with some of the younger lads it wont make you any friends among the ladies or the older members of the novaload community.

We have seen this thing time and time again > its not big, its not clever and its simply not very interesting.

The post stated out fine... but there is no need to go into such detail... we are all reasonbaly intelligent and knwo what you are getting at > and this is not the sort of site to be pouring out your sexual fantasies.

You want people to know... add a little note to your signature on your posts saying "PM me to ilsten to me talk filth"

[wisewood]

oh and one more thing... funny how sexy_nova_babe and bad_boy_nova are both using the same computer isnt it.... very strange that.

Not just the same IP address on a proxy server or something, i have dug deeper than that... they are using a dialup account from a normal ISP.

[Freak]

you have far too much time on your hands wisewood.... :D :lol:

the man who invented tights should be shot

[Tilly]

not even much of a choice is there really.
glad its in muppet corner lmao

[wisewood]

you have far too much time on your hands wisewood.... :D :lol:


doesnt take long to find stuff out like that mate.... and its worth it as it saves some of our members making themselves look silly by PMing the "female" and getting all randy. lol.

[match]

i think bans should be in order!

[wisewood]

naaaaaaaa ... no need for that. not yet. :D

[Wiggie]

owch

[bad_boy_nova]

What??

[wisewood]

:roll:





nice excuse.
why dont you just change your password, turn off the auto login thing and make sure you log out if you leave your computer.

[wij 264]

sexy_nova_babe sounds f**king quality

[wisewood]

:roll: have you not listened to a word i just said???
sexy nova babe is a bloke!!!

[wij 264]

I was reading the topic and only thought there was one page and replied to it. If i knew there was a second page then i waould of found out about it being a boy. (NOT TO GOOD EYESIGHT, PLUS CANT BE BOTHERED TO READ EVERYTHING)

[?Marty?]

Any holes a goal eh wij? :lol:

Tights have their purposes. Like in winter, legs covered with 'tan' coloured tights look better than bare, and etc.

And stockings and suspenders and etc, only have an 'effect' as it's not something worn everywhere everyday. Otherwise it'd be cool at first, but you'd soon get desensetised and want more. Like Dicko with the porn he does not have. :wink: :lol:

[wisewood]

pmsl @ dicko and his non existant porn :lol:


i disagree about the stockings thing though > you dont see a woman wearing tights and nothing else very often but when you do its not a pretty sight... stockings on the other hand are a pretty sight :D

[Tilly]

thats why i said it belonged in muppet corner

[ade]

its strange how when you 1st start dating women they wear sexy stockings and suspenders on nights out - then after a few years the tights come in but the stockings are still out and about every now and again.

Then

you get married

And they tights are ENFORCED!

:evil:

LOL - ONLY JOKIN!

Never forget seeing a comedy sketch with a guy trying to "make lurve" lass with tights on and all you saw were her legs going up and down from the elastic tension coz the muppet never removed them. thought theyd act like extra protection or summut!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[?Marty?]

:lol:

And i meant tights with a skirt. If it's just a pair of tights, then yeah they look...you know.

Am i the only guy that wears long-johns then?