Parents!

[brownbear]

Do you remember the random stuff they used to tell you when you were a kid to stop you doing things??

Don't know if this is generic, But large pebbles set in cement (such an 80's outdoor shopping centre thing)

My mum told me that they were dinosaur eggs and if i walked on them the'd hatch and eat me... I sure as hell stayed away from them after that!

What random stuff did your parents tell you as kids?

[MattBrown]

Cooltigers dad used to tell him to "look out for the lochness monster" whilst passing bala lake in north wales.

My dad used to tell me there was a man singing in a set of speakers, and you couldnt turn them up loud, as his voice would get tired lol

[brownbear]

Cooltigers dad used to tell him to "look out for the lochness monster" whilst passing bala lake in north wales.

My dad used to tell me there was a man singing in a set of speakers, and you couldnt turn them up loud, as his voice would get tired lol

ROFL at the speakers!! :thumb:

[Lee]

My dad told me if I unscrewed my belly button, my bum would fall off.

[brownbear]

My dad told me if I unscrewed my belly button, my bum would fall off.

LOL! Having met your dad if he told me that tomorrow i'd believe him. (He's scary!)

[Lee]

LOL! Having met your dad if he told me that tomorrow i'd believe him. (He's scary!)

You have never met my dad, he is on t'other side of the planet and has been for 15 years lol

[brownbear]

You have never met my dad, he is on t'other side of the planet and has been for 15 years lol

Damn you and your avatar pic of spudly (remind me to check usernames) lol

[Sloth]

lmfao. my dad just told me that fanny shouldnt smell like old fish...

[brownbear]

lmfao. my dad just told me that fanny shouldnt smell like old fish...

Wrong.... so so SOOOO WRONG! Not even Lol wrong just WRONG!

[pikey1986]

while pulling face's my rents would say 'if the wind changes you'll be stuck like that forever'

and

'if you keep picking your nose your brain will fall out'

[Mike]

My dad told me I could have been a wánk

[Mattman]

"if you break both your legs climbing that wall, don't come running to me"

[Nova_Sean]

My dad told me if I unscrewed my belly button, my bum would fall off.


My dad had a dream about that!

[brownbear]

My dad had a dream about that!

How suitably random!:thumb:

[Nova_Sean]

He was sat in the high street playing with his belly, got up and his bum stayed on the chair!

He is a weird un is that one!

[brownbear]

lol

[Jack]

"Smoking causes cancer"


Fcukers.

[claire6069]

i got the usual 'i want never gets' and the wind changing your face thing plus 'what the eyes dont see the heart dont grieve over' and whenever i asked my dad to do something i got 'i'll do a fandance for a tuppence' lol

[stupot89]

my dad told me that sheep were wooly pigs lol

[pikey1986]

my dad told me that sheep were wooly pigs lol

fpmsl lol lol

[bazil]

STOP CRYING OR I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT!!!!


WTF? Obviously I was crying about something in the first place?

[Lewis.]

My dad told me I could have been a wánk

lol :cry: lol :cry: lol



my dad used to tell me that if i stepped on the gaps in the pavement then a bear would jump out and eat me :wtf: :tard:

[Mike]

lol :cry: lol :cry: lol



my dad used to tell me that if i stepped on the gaps in the pavement then a bear would jump out and eat me :wtf: :tard:

Hmmm would be one suspciously slim bear :wtf:

[Lewis.]

the flaws in his intricate lies are beginning to surface lol

peado bear can hide anywhere :thumb:

[Mike]

thepeado bear can hide anywhere :thumb:

True, true :cool:

[wwmnw]

I was always told I was adopted. Now I'm told I'm unwanted.

[claire6069]

i was a planned accident apparently lol

mowgli - no ginger jokes lol

[wwmnw]

Gingers are hawt. Hi Claire :)

[claire6069]

/\ lmao :thumb:

[brownbear]

lol. My dad is a bit older than my mum, I was told i was an accident and my brother was a f**king miracle! This thread was meant to be more about the funny dont get hurt thing heres a lie why though.. There has to be more!