Scrap Metal

[Pete]

Just answered the door to some gypo collecting scrap metal, they normaly just ask if we have any metal.

this one bloke tho, his words were "Alrite there mate, were doing a government survey about how much scrap metal we can collect in a day, is there any chance you can help us out" my reply was No.....
"Well if i give you my number can you give us a ring, so then we can get the Government survey filled out and let people know what were about"

to be honest, thats the cheesiest way to ask for metal lol

[JamesXP]

round here they just take it, ahahaha

[mowgli]

you should have asked for
a. a look at the survey form
b. the gypo to spell government
c. money from him, as scrap is worth money.

[Rysee]

Had them looking in my boot the otherday, they're worse then junkies!

Round here there's a few, one has some form of hunting horn which wakes me up and another has a megaphone "Any scraaaaap metallll? any F*uckin' scrap metaaaallllll?"

No need to swear through a megaphone grrr

[Pete]

you should have asked for
a. a look at the survey form
b. the gypo to spell government
c. money from him, as scrap is worth money.

Lmfaooo i aint bothered with them coming as i just tell them no and then they go onto the next house, only time it bothers me is when they ask about my car.

[nova_saloon]

yeh was working on mine was like cazn i have tht for scrap. i was like would i be underneath it if i wanted to scrap it

[mowgli]

we get one round about 3 times a week with the hunting horn....and the unintelligable yorp 'anyolcrapirn'

i might borrow my brothers coaching horn, stand on my drive & when he starts on our street, i'll blow it & shout 'no we haven't now piss off'.
if i do, i'll def. video it.

[Pete]

we get one round about 3 times a week with the hunting horn....and the unintelligable yorp 'anyolcrapirn'

i might borrow my brothers coaching horn, stand on my drive & when he starts on our street, i'll blow it & shout 'no we haven't now piss off'.
if i do, i'll def. video it.

lmfaooo now that would be funny.
i can honeslty say we have never had the horns or speaker's down my road,
but when its a sunny day we do get a fair few down here asking, ive had 3 today but one was only after my car.

[Sloth]

i had one ask for my old xe merit once, i told him that for £1000 it was his, he couldnt understand it. also asking for thier waste removal permit really fukks em off.

[Jack]

This must be a norfic thing lol

[mowgli]

down your way, all waste ground has apple trees put on it, so there is no room for gypos

[Sloth]

no mowgli, down there they are all pikeys....

[Jack]

no mowgli, down there they are all pirates....
Yarr.

[Sloth]

avast! etc.

edit: i now have an image of a caravan with sails and a crows nest etc, and jack at the helm.....

[napalm_27]

i get a few asking for the mondeo at me old dears
most of them i say no but do have my off day of winding them up lol
is rather funny
the ****ers have nicked a few bits from down side of mine

[mowgli]

avast! etc.

edit: i now have an image of a caravan with sails and a crows nest etc, and jack at the helm.....

looking at fat girls & shouting AVAST BEHIND HARR HARR

[Rysee]

My Granddad has had many offers to task this for free and the best being £30

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff175/Rysee_sri_130/130620100282.jpg

No not his uber clean cav

[Dirtydog1]

one of them stole my outside tap the other day.....lucky i turn the water off before i go home else id have had one hell of a water bill.

i bet he got a stiffy when he say my nice shiny metal tap.

[mowgli]

he probably thought the pixies send water thru it & nailed it to his caravan

[Sloth]

dag?