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CoolTiger
17-06-10, 09:33 PM
is there a law agenst sun bathing naked in your gardan becuase my 55-60ish year old naighbour is making me feel ill
I doubt it very much, helicopter out the window at him/her and see if he/she gets the message lol
CoolTiger
17-06-10, 09:35 PM
its a bloke btw :(
Helicopter back at him, bonus points for writing "ROFL" down it
Anyone remember the law that berlisconi (sp) the Italian PM tried to pass in Italy banning any woman over a size 16 wearing a bikini on the beech lol
CoolTiger
17-06-10, 09:38 PM
that sounds a good law ^
brownbear
17-06-10, 10:09 PM
Bucket of cold water should do the trick. Or just say you have a niece/nephew visiting and you will report him to the police!
Pics or it didnt happen lol.
Sorry thats just sick!
lol at using the nonse card
Pics, seriously. I asked for pics of something similar on a thread on cs and this is what was given scroll down (http://corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=563255&page=2)
Has she got gills? lol
Shes got jowls and rolls, not sure about gills.
Shes got jowls and rolls, not sure about gills.
Cankles too? *unbuttons fly
CoolTiger
17-06-10, 10:36 PM
Pics or it didnt happen lol.
Sorry thats just sick!
upload them in a sec
CoolTiger
17-06-10, 10:39 PM
he was on his back but by the time i got the camera he turned over :(
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f7/CoolTiger1992/P6171596.jpg
davidfox280585
17-06-10, 10:40 PM
lol
Nova_Tek
17-06-10, 10:42 PM
lol Was that the money shot?
Our neighbour (a rather nice looking, slim european lady) sunbathes in her garden, not quite nude though, much to all the surround houses' disappointment. But If someone were to sunbath naked in their garden tbh I won't peronsally take offence as there are no children in our house or with the other neighbour, being grown up here. If there were kids though I'd want the sunbathee to consider that and their actions as unappropriate.
Maybe this'll help though http://nuff.org.uk/factfile/content/view/154/72/
he was on his back but by the time i got the camera he turned over :(
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f7/CoolTiger1992/P6171596.jpg
From my position it looks like YOU are the voyeur. lol. The guy is just kicking back on the grass in his own garden and some young homosexual pervert has decided to take covert pics!
You can (and should) get arrested for that sh!t! lol
How cool! the guy has no idea whatsoever there are pics of his butt crevice on the interwebz lol
CoolTiger
17-06-10, 10:51 PM
na can see all away along my garden i just didnt want to be seen taking pictures lol but it was just too funny to pass up my garden is like 5ft higher than his and the hedges are at his level lol
How cool! the guy has no idea whatsoever there are pics of his butt crevice on the interwebz lol
Fcuking rock & roll lol lol
Covert phone pics FTW :) alls you need is some Ryhpnol & your onto a sure fire DVD winner :cool:
You can (and should) get arrested for that sh!t! lol
You should be for quoting it.
Anyway, tigger, you never complained at me being naked on your bed
I had to quote it incase he edited. lol
So wrong. If it was the MILF next door then that's OK, but NO-ONE wants to see an old ASS man. lol
and you've not thought about a pay as you go phone & calling the fire brigade to say his shed is on fire????????
and you've not thought about a pay as you go phone & calling the fire brigade to say his shed is on fire????????
I was imagining riding a bike into his garden and parking it TBH
How cool! the guy has no idea whatsoever there are pics of his butt crevice on the interwebz lol
Just like you!
Oh feck :tard:
I was imagining riding a bike into his garden and parking it TBH get a film of it & i'd start a church in your honour
As for Coldtigger...
On the other hand, no-one has the right to spy on you and if you find that your neighbour is leaning out of an upstairs window or standing on the top of a step ladder in order to see you then he or she may well be committing an offence.
Whoops, thats him on a special "list" now then lol
Print the pictures off and stick them on his garage/house doors and on the bin when the bin men come lol
that would work......
maybe we have a whip round for one of those ad vans
As for Coldtigger...
Whoops, thats him on a special "list" now then lol
It doesn't say definitely breaking the law, so the next time you see some chick nekked in her garden, take pics, remember that though cooltiger, chicks not guys lol it looks less suspicious if you get caught.
As for Coldtigger...
Whoops, thats him on a special "list" now then lol
lmfao!
No matter where he lives, old men will be scowling at him, and one or two may well wink at him lol
Big_Chap
18-06-10, 12:20 PM
just stand and stare at him from your upstairs window with your banger out, he'll soon cover up and go indoors!
just stand and stare at him from your upstairs window with your banger out, he'll soon cover up and go indoors!
your theory has one major flaw..... what happens if the neighbour is a pillow biter?
your theory has one major flaw..... what happens if the neighbour is a pillow biter?
Then cooltigger will get what he wants.
I mean, poor sheep :p
dave watson
18-06-10, 12:58 PM
lol this has cheared me up
novaguy08
18-06-10, 05:47 PM
Fap,fap,fap
I think that Adam has something to tell us all...........
Very lol this thread!
However to answer your original question, go round and knock his door, just say to him politly & quietly that people can see him from your place, it maybe a wise idea to move 6 ft to the side next time he wants that special all over tan! as nobody wants to see his man meat!
Also, hope that he gets sunburn on his front, if he doesn't stop it, then start posting loadsa porn through his door! this way when he gets aroused......... well think about sunburn on your shoulder and moving your arm/resting on a chair. then double it.
how about getting a cardboard cutout of pedo bear & hang it over the fence on a garden cane, so he gets a really funny tan mark on his ****
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