Awwww, isnt Mr Porter cute?!

[claire6069]

This is my revenge for my dear boyfriend, for in effect, paying Spud 20 quid to put my passport photo on the forums. It totally deserves a thread on its own.

I've kept these photos since new years eve for use as blackmail, knew they would come in handy :D and Lee, Jack, Ade etc, please no editing how ever much he begs you (or i'll send my stalker mate 'Keith Teeth' after you lol who isnt pregnant by the way lol)

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz224/claire6069/PICT0010.jpg?t=1276701067

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz224/claire6069/PICT0009.jpg?t=1276701067

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz224/claire6069/PICT0008.jpg?t=1276701067

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz224/claire6069/PICT0011.jpg?t=1276701067

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz224/claire6069/PICT0007.jpg?t=1276701067

[NovaLad]

Fail...
They are ghey lol

[mowgli]

but these are normal bloke sleeping it off pics......

did you have no peacock feathers or makeup & lingerie available???

[claire6069]

have you not noticed the thong next to his head, that isnt mine lol

[L14MNP]

lol they aren't that bad tbf!

What's the Ferrari wheel, a clock?

[claire6069]

lol no, its my sons toy car

[Rysee]

have you not noticed the thong next to his head, that isnt mine lol

I shall rep him when he replies then. You find him with some other birds undies and you just put a Betty Boop blanket over him... he knows how to control his women lol

[Mike]

Suits you Ste :gay:

[stupot89]

lol^^^^

[Jeff16v]

Pisshead sleeps with socks on shockerlol

edit: was you trying to gas him by leaving the die in your sleep fire on?

[Lynsey]

lol LMAO

Well I never saw your passport photo :s but those are definately funny lol I saw the thong... Please don't say he'd been wearing it?

[claire6069]

lol mike, he wont be impressed with that pmsl

i left him there till about 4am then felt sorry for him and woke him up, he hates sleeping with his socks on, thats the bit that makes him cringe about the photos lol

lol lynz - you really dont want to know what he likes to wear after a few pmsl (it is actually mine, i went to the bother of going upstairs to fetch one out my draw and strategically placed it next to his head lol)

[Mike]

lol mike, he wont be impressed with that pmsl

i left him there till about 4am then felt sorry for him and woke him up, he hates sleeping with his socks on, thats the bit that makes him cringe about the photos lol

lol lynz - you really dont want to know what he likes to wear after a few pmsl (it is actually mine, i went to the bother of going upstairs to fetch one out my draw and strategically placed it next to his head lol)

Sleeping with socks on is a bit rank tho :tard:

Nowt wrong in wearing womens pants though lol espcially when you put a thong on your head like Spiderman :)

[claire6069]

/\ omg i dont even want to know lol dont tell me you like the feel of the silk?! lol

[Mike]

/\ omg i dont even want to know lol dont tell me you like the feel of the silk?! lol

I tried a bra on once, how the fcuk do you women folk sleep in them?? Let alone get them off?

Silk bedsheets = Win :cool:

[claire6069]

agree with the silk bedsheets!!

sleep in a bra?! what women do you hang about with mike lol its only a hook and eye jobby, designed to confuse men lol

[MattBrown]

agree with the silk bedsheets!!

sleep in a bra?! what women do you hang about with mike lol its only a hook and eye jobby, designed to confuse men lol

No future saggy boobieslol

Fook sleeping in one though lol

[Mike]

agree with the silk bedsheets!!

sleep in a bra?! what women do you hang about with mike lol its only a hook and eye jobby, designed to confuse men lol

Yeah seriously, I know/n women folk sleep in bra's :S could have been cross dressers mind :confused:

Nah what Im saying is, how does the wearer remove it with one/two hand? I couldnt get the bloody thing off (wanted to put it on my head because Im so mature. Obviously)

[claire6069]

lol that does conjure a funny image of you mike!! its all about the feel lol you feel for where the hook and eyes are and bravo!! all done!! obviously a womans talent from the sounds of it lol

[Mike]

Ah ok, ill have to remember that for next time then :)

[mayhem]

buy/steal/borrow one, put it on youre teddy bear, and practice..

[Mike]

Is that what you did Mayhem? lol lol

Ill just practice on my other half later ;) sure she wont mind :D

[Andy]

wearing thongs backwards are where its at.
Those pics arent even that bad though

[wwmnw]

Is that what you did Mayhem? lol lol

Ill just practice on my other half later ;) sure she wont mind :D

She? You make Asa and Tom look like hetro macho men, surely you mean he?

[mowgli]

Yeah seriously, I know/n women folk sleep in bra's :S could have been cross dressers mind :confused:

Nah what Im saying is, how does the wearer remove it with one/two hand? I couldnt get the bloody thing off (wanted to put it on my head because Im so mature. Obviously)

http://clashofthetitans.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/weird_sciencebra.jpg

[Mike]

^thats what im talking about :)

[Mike]

She? You make Asa and Tom look like hetro macho men, surely you mean he?

Definetly a she ;) checked earlier, definetly no meaty tail down there :cool:

[muzzy]

I like the cover, it's nice.

[novaguy08]

I tried a bra on once, how the fcuk do you women folk sleep in them?? Let alone get them off?

Silk bedsheets = Win :cool:

do you not know how to get a ladies bra off??

lol

I learned that when I was 14 like every other man in this world!

[Lee]

Hayleys got that blanket.

im sure Ive got a pic somewhere of Mike shagging the hell out of winnie the pooh on it somewhere lol

[Mike]

Hayleys got that blanket.

im sure Ive got a pic somewhere of Mike shagging the hell out of winnie the pooh on it somewhere lol

I remember that evening. Life size poo aHoy lol


do you not know how to get a ladies bra off??

Put a knife to her throat dont you lol lol lol

[ste porter]

im not impressed i cant belive she posted them i do have one more for her but will post that at a later date

as for the thong what she didnt tell you is that she had been wearinging it all nite and i removed it and fell asleep pissed up pmsl

[Adaz_blud]

haha nice one

and porter on saturday what happened in claires car when you took it out first time ?

[mowgli]

Hayleys got that blanket.

im sure Ive got a pic somewhere of Mike shagging the hell out of winnie the pooh on it somewhere lol

and you haven't posted it on here???????

[mowgli]

claire, do you realise just how much damage to anglo-ginger relationships this thread is doing......... remember, you were awake when the passport photo was taken.......

[GRUNT 16V]

have you not noticed the thong next to his head, that isnt mine lol
blimey that is one massive gurt big pair of thongs they could pass a G ropes not strings !!!!!!!! lol are they yours really?????? come on tell the truth!lol

[Spudly]

Lmfao, what have me and Ste started lol

[Graeme]

Wheres the passport photo?

[mowgli]

here

anyone for quidditch???

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/spudly01/Random%20stuff/DSC04472.jpg

[wwmnw]

here

anyone for quidditch???

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/spudly01/Random%20stuff/DSC04472.jpg

lollol Don't you just love peoples passport/drivers license photo's.

[mowgli]

bathfart, mine really does look like me, it was only take a couple of years ago.... claire must have been 12

[Mike]

According to the DVLA i look like Tony the Tiger

[wwmnw]

On my passport I'm a skinny git (about 12 stone) on my driving license I'm the fat git I am now lol

[claire6069]

i was about 10 and this is why i now wear contact lenses and wore a brace for 2 years!!!

i want to see the winnie the pooh pic lol

adaz blud - gear linkage ****ed up

[GRUNT 16V]

Were you the ginger bird at the Png stand ??????

[claire6069]

lmao in a white top and jeans? yes

[GRUNT 16V]

lmao in a white top and jeans? yes
Hello again !

[claire6069]

hi!! which one were you?! lol i saw quite a few people and thought 'who are you?' lol you werent the guy with the golf were you??

[ste porter]

no babe that was riggy

[Sloth]

thught it was bigs?????

[ste porter]

(http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=109620&id=100000498918169)

[Sloth]

is she stuck in that position?

edit; ooooooooo loop the loop matchbox car thingy, coooool

[ste porter]

could have been biggs actualy lol

[ste porter]

kids toys are the best pmsl love having a 3 year old in the house i can play with the toys when hes in bed lol

[GRUNT 16V]

No i was novaless but was talking to jack and mr porter ,lee etc etc i was in a white Tshirt and was having the p155 ripped out of me because i was an old boy (30)

[Sloth]

kids toys are the best pmsl love having a 3 year old in the house i can play with the toys when hes in bed lol

i have in our flat, the original ecto-1 ghostbusters car in box, alot of lego technic, my 400+ collection of matchbox cars, my megadrive and mastersystem, my commodore 64+, and my model car collection....:thumb:

kids toys ftw!!!