gotta love the corsa c guys.....

[John]

lol

http://www.corsa-c.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?278851-What-s-the-offset-of-a-14-quot-steels-b-15-quot-steels.&highlight=

[vaughanmc]

lol

[novacabrio]

c0cksuckers

[John]

If i was 17, had the peak of my cap pointing into mid air, and knew fook all about cars i'd fit in well lol

[muzzy]

lol That site is so bad

[mk1nova_rich]

Another forum where i guess a newbie with no posts is assumed to be a retard.

dont need to assume, hes made it quite clear lol

[General Baxter]

ask them about fitting a LS1 engine into one lol

[John]

dont need to assume, hes made it quite clear lol

lol

baxter, explain please?

[General Baxter]

the 6L v8 from a holden lol

[John]

the 6L v8 from a holden lol

Yeah i know what the engine is, just thought it might have been a running joke or summat?

[General Baxter]

ask them what gearbox to use as you want to keep it FWD lol

[16v Nova Kev]

its their loss john.

[GRUNT 16V]

lol

[Graeme]

What a bunch of whoppers

[Riggy]

damm corsa site twice i click the link twice my comp does an impression of my car and breaks

not clicking it again lol , someone copy it over lol

[mowgli]

lets wait for Mike to see this thread.... hes been fighting a guerilla war with them for ages.....

ps, john, you asked a perfectly fine straight question... i don't imagine you'll lose any sleep over the insults

[John]

lets wait for Mike to see this thread.... hes been fighting a guerilla war with them for ages.....

ps, john, you asked a perfectly fine straight question... i don't imagine you'll lose any sleep over the insults

No i won't. Lets see if they ban me. lol

[mowgli]

tell them that when their balls drop, they should get a nova, that'll do it

[John]

I have a "bad attitude" lol

[mowgli]

I have a "bad attitude" lol

i think being able to buy beer legally upsets them...

[Rich]

lol

Cmon john, you cant go knowing everything, lol

[craig green]

Hmmm. JoshSRi is clearly the idiot in that discussion. Everything was dandy until he stepped in with his keyboard alter ego.

[hendrix]

hahaha what a bunch of f*ckwits

[muzzy]

because it's corsa c dimoes not mean everything question is about corsa's

:wtf:

[mowgli]

i just read thru their mechanical section...... i think we should offer to babysit them at the next pv show....

[craig green]

LOL They'd be a nightmare.

[Rysee]

This thread is making me chuckle. I think if i sold up and bought a Corsa C I could become a Corsa C bigwig. Over there I'd look intelligent

[General Baxter]

do they make me, look cool ?

[mowgli]

taken at their last meeting...
http://www.lifestyleaccelerator.com/images/toddlers.jpg

[General Baxter]

thats us lol

[Rysee]

Did Mike stealz there Milkz?

[mowgli]

i think they need a book & a nap

[Mike]

There all fcuk ups & retards, youll soon get used to it. If your a newbie your instantly more retarded then they are & ALWAYS assumed to be a 17 year old with an iPhone, credit card, no job & at least one child.

If they find out your not, you will be shunned into exile :(

I get banned regularly for telling them a diesel pump will not work on a petrol engine (or vice versur). But hey, what do I know lol

[mowgli]

lets wait for Mike to see this thread.... hes been fighting a guerilla war with them for ages.....


late, but worth the wait

[Lee]

LMFAO, cheers for that link John, that was a properly funny read!! lol Bless their cotton socks!


Just on a side note, anyone tempted to join their forum and troll, please don't. We are not Roybacer lol

[mowgli]

they seem to troll enough on their own, we don't need to

[Mike]

late, but worth the wait

From what I could make out at PV, ZLET conversion insurance must be stupidly cheap if your 17 years old :confused:

[Plug]

/\ tis verry verry cheap lol

[mowgli]

oh, didn't you hear??? mums get discount......

[Mike]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh RLY? (http://www.corsa-c.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?279222-Anyone-sprayed-their-key)

CCUK at there best :) enjoy.

[mowgli]

thanks mike, i want my 2 minutes back

[General Baxter]

HA

http://www.corsa-c.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?279908-Mot

[mowgli]

Lee, can we send them some irony please

[Mike]

HA

http://www.corsa-c.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?279908-Mot

Fcuk ups & retards.

I rest my case :cool:

[Lee]

HA

http://www.corsa-c.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?279908-Mot

TBH that doesnt surprise me at all, there are signs everywhere that the gene pool is completely beyond rescue.

Just watched an advert on telly which basically said 'Are your periods late? then you might be pregnant. Visit www.ohcrapimuptheduff.co.uk.gov.com (http://www.ohcrapimuptheduff.co.uk.gov.com) for more information'

Soon we will have adverts like 'is your throat a bit dry? Feeling a bit light headed? Then you probably need to drink some water. Visit www.howtodrinkwater.com.info.biz (http://www.howtodrinkwater.com.info.biz)

I mean really, what on earth is happening to us?

[mowgli]

i believe the medical term is GCSE

[Mike]

i believe the medical term is birth control

:)

[General Baxter]

ha again lol


Lost loads of coolant after going on a long drive, also the passenger footwell has become soaked.
No mayo on the oil cap/oil colour is fine.
No visible signs of leaks
I'm thinking heater matrix? But I thought that was more drivers side?
Cheers


leaking grommet ?

[Lee]

LMFAO lol

[Mike]

Ohhh looky, found this on facedrivel...


Performance Vauxhall Ned Show: what an amazing weekend.... what were your best bits?

"camping as far away as possible from the **** ups & retards "

[Rich]

http://www.corsa-c.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?279845-Flashed-at-speed-camera

say you work in a glue factory... lmao

[General Baxter]

im loving this lol


hi i have a 1.4 corsa c twinport with
a stage 2 pipercam cam shaft, new ht leads and spark plugs, full powerflow cat back system, pipercross viper induction kit any other ideas on how to improve performance without putting a turbo in?
just had it remapped to
and i believe this should put it up to around 120 bhp do you think this is correct or know were the best rolling roads are in the north west?

camshaft +7 bhp
induction+7bhp
ht leads and spark plugs+ 4 bhp
powerflow+ 6
remap god knows how much that helped

i have been told those are the gains but i think some may be a little high


they dont have HT leads for a start lol

[Rich]

If the pressure light stayed on for more than about 10 seconds and your engine hasn't seized up, then it probably means the pump hasn't stopped working yet at least.

This site is brilliant

[Sloth]

i posted pics of a combo c with a v6 in it that i built as a mock up, and they tried telling me it was a vectra with corsa headlights.....

oh and the reason they all have zlets is that someone posted that because you can use the 1.2 ecu and flash a zlet map onto it, its technically a 1.2...... makes me pi$$

[Sloth]

oh and this is mint:

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http://www.corsa-c.co.uk/forum/images/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by danh785 http://www.corsa-c.co.uk/forum/images/buttons/viewpost-right.png (http://www.corsa-c.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?p=5285506#post5285506)
17 inch steels,I did not know of these?



YEA BOI! you can get 24inch steels with spinners enit YO! (< my VETC just kicked in)




smacks of irony....