lol on a whole new level

[let_nova]

http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=561698

[Rich]

lol added my bit. a corsa sport account does come in usefull

[markc20xe]

lol like it, y would you even come up with that idea not to put springs in the bk

[Jack]

http://static.rcgroups.com/forums/attachments/2/7/7/9/3/9/a2926156-219-Facepalm%20jesus-facepalm-facepalm.jpg

[AlexW]

No wonder ian has made up facepalm stickers (One on the way to me lol)

[mowgli]

its no worse than most of napalms or matt browns ideas tbh

[Andy]

its no worse than most of napalms or matt browns ideas tbh
Infact ive seen someone on here put up a pic or a thread about summat similar

[Mazz]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/mrmazz/facepalm.jpg

[bmw156]

jack i posted that pic in that thread lollll

[bungle117]

lol no springs awesome

[muzzy]

What a superb idea, I can't think why more people don't do it.

[mowgli]

metro owners do it round here, they drop the fluid out & run round like one of those wobbly bobble head dolls on the rubber bump stops....

[muzzy]

I've not seen a modified Metro for about 5 years around here lol It's all Evo's, Focus RS' and Impreza's.

[Cle]

I've not seen a modified Metro for about 5 years around here lol It's all Evo's, Focus RS' and Impreza's.

Its sad isint it, round here is pug 106's, civics, saxo's, motorbikes and of course .....corsa's :roll: more common than fly's

[pikey1986]

i had a metro gta and let all the fluid out the suspension, handled a lot better and was no more uncomfortable than a nova , when i put it in for an mot the guy had to put some fluid back in as he couldn't get into the arches to check my seat belt mounting points

[mowgli]

http://www.graphittidesigns.com/shop/files/images_backup/JBobbleHead.jpg

[donaldo89]

what a tw*t lol

[LEWI007]

Thats those corsa owners for ya lol

[burgo]

my saloon isn't gonna have springs in the front at pv lmao but then im not driving it either

[Sloth]

Thats those corsa owners for ya lol

nowt wrong with owning a corsa, and lets face it, a nova is really a corsa:thumb:

[burgo]

nowt wrong with owning a corsa, and lets face it, a nova is really a corsa:thumb:other way round in this country imo. being as the corsa was the replacement for the nova

[let_nova]

i have a corsa, hate it. you can tell people say, look, another fud in a corsa. but in the nova its... ooh thats clean, dont see many of them now!

[burgo]

i have a corsa, hate it. you can tell people say, look, another fud in a corsa. but in the nova its... ooh thats clean, dont see many of them now!i have at least one person stop and ask about mine everyday when im working on it, the 3 builders next door were quite intrigued, they think it looks like a race car, which means i have succeeded :d

[LEWI007]

Novas have got the old school reputation.

A corsa is just a corsa..

[Sloth]

/\ give it 2-4 years, early mint sri's and gsi's are emerging classics....

[LEWI007]

Yeah well the special models are decent, But still rather a nova GSi or SRi.

[Graeme]

I hate corsa b's but it is nice to see a clean and tastefully modified one as most are chaved up but I don't think they'll have the same folllowing as Novas, alot of the corsa owners I know wish they could find a nova instead

[Dod]

WTF? Thats not worthy of a thread started about it? We had the same goings on in here once upon a time. Anyone remember sr_boi? lol

http://www.pngclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=98618&highlight=pics+100mm

[L14MNP]

metro owners do it round here, they drop the fluid out & run round like one of those wobbly bobble head dolls on the rubber bump stops....

90's jokes again? Who has a Metro these days? lol

Agreed with some comments though, I've seen it mentioned on here before too! lol

[mowgli]

limp, there is a swarm of them round here... mostly metallic blue or green, with kensington badging.. they've allegedly all got 1800s in them, but i think they are all 1.1... they usually paint the steelies some flourescent colour.. one passed my house & it had an argos backbox, he changed gear, it farted & then backfired, i haven't laughed so much in the street for years

[Andy]

I love argos backboxes <3

[L14MNP]

lol. Aye, the ghey Rover 100's. That Kensington colour is nasty! I guess they've all moved to Leicster then. You can keep them! lol

Older Metro's look quite good these days IMO. I keep seeing a white MG and thankfully it isn't slammed within an inch of it's life thanks to empty Hydragas suspension. :)

[Andy]

I though all "sweatro's" had been stolen and then handbraked to death

[mowgli]

nobody wants to steal them any more...

back in 1992, thousands were nicked as they were the easiest cars to nick...

[MattBrown]

its no worse than most of napalms or matt browns ideas tbh


Nope, wasn't me.


A well known and liked member from the nw region had no rear springs in for a night, bent shocks soon appeared lol

[Spudly]

Older Metro's look quite good these days IMO. I keep seeing a white MG and thankfully it isn't slammed within an inch of it's life thanks to empty Hydragas suspension. :)

Me and Joff saw a suffix X reg metro city-X the other day to which we were both like 'ooh cool' lol

And every now and then in summer there is a silvery-blue (i think as its been a while since i last saw it) MG 1300 kicking about, it has a safety devices cage in it and a set of four cibie oscars on the front, and has those odd wheels that look like a heat-sink on it too, looks well cool imo, if/when i see it again ill try to get a pic:thumb:

[Jon_nova1]

I though all "sweatro's" had been stolen and then handbraked to death

They were, rumour has it they're all stolen recovered because they weren't fast enough to get away from the police on bicyles lol

[mowgli]

i was living in oxford in the days of 'hotting' the stolen car shows in the blackbird leys estate that were even on the telly news......

every recovery yard had dozens of metros in at any one time... apparently aspiring car theives had to nick a load of metros to prove they could do it properly, then they had to nick a load of maestros & montegos, then they moved on to being taught how to nick the good stuff.

remember, the rover factory was in oxford so every other car was a rover group model on family discount

[ste porter]

i learnt to drive in a metro when i was 13 in a field!

[large_steve182]

i had a civic with no springs in it, was lulz

http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r434/large_steve182/_MG_0502.jpg

http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r434/large_steve182/_MG_0499.jpg

[Dod]

Burgos gonna fuk you up for doing that to an EG.

[Mike]

More retarded Corsa owners I see...

[John]

I've just visited corsa c, omg!
I have a squaek from the front, post's pic of missing front g/box mount lol

[Mike]

I've just visited corsa c, omg!
I have a squaek from the front, post's pic of missing front g/box mount lol

Best website on the entire internerd for endless lol's

[Dod]

More retarded Corsa owners I see...

I drive a Corsa and I'm not retarded.

[JamesXP]

my dad had a metro back around 2002-2003, needless to say it was stolen all the time, in the end we resorted to unplugging the coil whenever we parked up

lol

[Mike]

I drive a Corsa and I'm not retarded.

I drive a Corsa too lol and I am retarded :(

[novaguy08]

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/7/22/633838673083134865-FACEPALM.jpg

[Dod]

Ugh, its people like you that bring the Corsa generation down whereas I am an outstanding owner.

One skirt on the car, towing eye cover on the rear hanging off, every panel dented. Exhaust blowing, no rear seats, different coloured door cards, both incomplete and the grill missing with matching bonnet dent from hitting traffic cones.

[Andy]

I've just visited corsa c, omg!
I have a squaek from the front, post's pic of missing front g/box mount lol
lol lol lol you couldnt make it up could you lol lol lol

[Mike]

Ugh, its people like you that bring the Corsa generation down whereas I am an outstanding owner.

One skirt on the car, towing eye cover on the rear hanging off, every panel dented. Exhaust blowing, no rear seats, different coloured door cards, both incomplete and the grill missing with matching bonnet dent from hitting traffic cones.

You definetly havent seen the motorbike shaped impact/faceplant/bug splat dent on my vans bonnet/door then lol lol lol or the nailed on rear arch trim :cool:

AND obligitary missing hubcap :cool: :cool:

[Mike]

lol lol lol you couldnt make it up could you lol lol lol

"I have a 1.3 CDTI an the fuel pumps died"

"Ive got a spare 1.8SRi fuel pump, £10 if your interested"

That comment was made by a guy on there who's supposidly a mechanical genius :tard: :wtf:

[Andy]

or the nailed on rear arch trim :cool:
:cool: :cool:
I sincerely hope you at least used a paslode mike lol

[Mike]

I sincerely hope you at least used a paslode mike lol

Nope, 3" round head :) GALVANISED :cool: Bliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing central bitches :d

[Andy]

Nope, 3" round head :) GALVANISED :cool: Bliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing central bitches :d lol lol lol

[Mike]

lol lol lol

Int trade, this is how we roll lol lol lol

[Dod]

Arch Removal FTW.

[Lee]

pmsl @ removing the springs.

TBH, the hardcore way to do it is to leave the springs in and remove the shocks. Now THATS pimpin'!

[Dod]

Try cornering fast shockless.

We had an 88 Madza 626 Coupe with 4x3" Timber as one rear shock. It was used as a "Stager" or as some would discribe, illegal forestry race car. It handled perfectly.


LMAO!!

[Lee]

When i had to get the car in and out of the garage to work on it where i used to live, I got to a point where I had to put the car away but the beam was off, so i just slung it on and bunged the springs in.

Bouncy? It bounced so high on the third rebound the springs both pinged out and it smashed down so hard I actually bit my tongue lol

[novaguy08]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Mr-UgWr8-s