View Full Version : If you have testicles and a strong stomach read this...
brownbear
03-06-10, 09:37 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm
mk1nova_rich
03-06-10, 09:42 PM
A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." lol lol lol
no pics??
pics or it never happened lol
Nova_Tek
03-06-10, 09:44 PM
oh funk! How 'hard' did she pull man?
novacabrio
03-06-10, 09:46 PM
Stupid b1tch didn't swallow!
lol to the story being 5 years old!
brownbear
03-06-10, 09:51 PM
lol to the story being 5 years old!
Exactly she's out now! lol
lol repost :p
Nothing wrong with only having one anyway! :tard:
novaguy08
03-06-10, 10:01 PM
In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".
He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain.
Sorry but grabbed and pulled SO hard that not only she rip a nut off but also pulled ALL of this clothes off.
brownbear
03-06-10, 10:02 PM
Sorry but grabbed and pulled SO hard that not only she rip a nut off but also pulled ALL of this clothes off.
Hulk and catwomans love child?
novaguy08
03-06-10, 10:04 PM
lol
brownbear
03-06-10, 10:08 PM
lol repost :p
Nothing wrong with only having one anyway! :tard:
Tried to rep but i can't give you one ball love Mr Jack... sorry.
claire6069
04-06-10, 12:07 PM
hahahahahaha classic!! admittedly a little harsh for just turning down sex but my god i'd love to have been a fly on the wall with that one!!
Exactly she's out now! lol
Better watch out then guys :/
Big_Chap
04-06-10, 03:15 PM
An eye for an eye!
what i dont get is....
what man in his right mind turns down sex???:wtf:
brownbear
04-06-10, 03:37 PM
what i dont get is....
what man in his right mind turns down sex???:wtf:
I'll test this theory as no gender was specified...
So what about it Rob??? :gay: :gay: :gay:
lol
what i dont get is....
what man in his right mind turns down sex???:wtf:
she could have also been very ugly............and possibly ginger
brownbear
04-06-10, 03:50 PM
she could have also been very ugly............and possibly ginger
LMFAO! +rep lol lol
Dammit cant rep you anymore! Stop being so god damn funny!
I'll test this theory as no gender was specified...
So what about it Rob??? :gay: :gay: :gay:
lol
you'd be lucky.... ;)
i wouldnt want the wrath of asa to deal with :thumb:
she could have also been very ugly............and possibly ginger
you've never met me. accurate description tho...... lol
lewisvalver
04-06-10, 03:53 PM
exact same thing happened to a poor bloke in Dundee lol
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/778257-testicles-ripped-out-in-a-jealous-attack
brownbear
04-06-10, 03:55 PM
exact same thing happened to a poor bloke in Dundee lol
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/778257-testicles-ripped-out-in-a-jealous-attack
WTF Two women!
Well the moral to the story is.... NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS FOR A WEEK AND DOESN'T DIE!
brownbear
04-06-10, 03:56 PM
you'd be lucky.... ;)
i wouldnt want the wrath of asa to deal with :thumb:
I actually Lol'd! Asa can't even wrath a prezzie at xmas! lol
tom...... us fronties (cough new derogatory term for straight people cough) know not to trust wimmin at any time, they are to unpredictable...........
you've never met me. accurate description tho...... lol
did you have an alibi then???
brownbear
04-06-10, 03:57 PM
you've never met me. accurate description tho...... lol
lol I have *no comment* lol
brownbear
04-06-10, 03:59 PM
tom...... us fronties (cough new derogatory term for straight people cough) know not to trust wimmin at any time, they are to unpredictable...........
WTF is fronties???
Preferred derogatory term is Breeders.
Or in spuds case 3 stella Gay. lol
mowgli, i have an alibi, as im pretty sure im a man.
tom, you've bloody met me!!!!!!!
look in my wip for the latest pic of me..... scary....lol
Or in spuds case 3 stella Gay. lol
i just lol'd in my office, much to the customers disgust....lol
brownbear
04-06-10, 04:03 PM
mowgli, i have an alibi, as im pretty sure im a man.
tom, you've bloody met me!!!!!!!
look in my wip for the latest pic of me..... scary....lol
You are a man.... A ginger man....
I was **no comment** (ing) at the ugly.
At the end of the day I can't call you ugly... I'm sure your mum thinks your beautiful. lol
she tells me im special...........
brownbear
04-06-10, 04:07 PM
she tells me im special...........
And then burns her hand on the iron and grabs your man bag pulls then you wake up to see her stood juggling your davina's for laughing at her pain...
(like too many women do according to the news stories)
mowgli, i have an alibi, as im pretty sure im a man.
tom, you've bloody met me!!!!!!!
look in my wip for the latest pic of me..... scary....lol
rob, have you seen some of the scouse wimmin???? i'd need a look at a birth certificate & a doctors note before mounting some of them
exact same thing happened to a poor bloke in Dundee lol
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/778257-testicles-ripped-out-in-a-jealous-attack
Maybe the woman in the OP got let out early for good behaviour? lol
Or in spuds case 3 stella Gay.
That many?
rob, have you seen some of the scouse wimmin???? i'd need a look at a birth certificate & a doctors note before mounting some of them
i have, but i have also seen some incredible scouse birds :thumb:
i have, but i have also seen some incredible scouse birds :thumb:
yes, but being married to a liverpool footballer doesn't really count, does it???
and coleen is not the bestest looking bird ever in the history of fit birds who married footballers, now is she
claire6069
04-06-10, 10:47 PM
mowgli!! you have started the ginger thing again!!! shame on you lol
i reckon you have a secret fetish for gingers really!!
and just for the record, being a ginger has never caused me a problem for getting sex!! lol
claire, if faced with a ginger girl demanding sex, or threatening to pull my bollocks off, i'd have a real dilemma..................NOT
it is a scientifically proven fact that ginger girls have violent mood swings, oops i meant they are fiery & headstrong...... and i was only putting a theory up that she might have been ginger.....
claire6069
05-06-10, 11:51 AM
lol you are right about the mood swings, i will happily admit that!! i seem to have a limit of tolerance and once its been pushed then i just flip out majorly lol its like all or nothing (typical woman thing haha) but thankfully it doesnt happen that often! and im quite proud of my stubborness lol sometimes works wonders you know!! lol
brownbear
06-06-10, 01:48 AM
WHy am i thinking of the ginger lass in American Pie speaking the classic line "say my name b*tch!"
claire6069
06-06-10, 10:15 AM
lol /\ too right!!
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