Funniest film of all time?

[novamark]

mines dumb and dumber. what do u guys reckon?

[linzTDI]

dude wheres my car or The life of Brian or the holy grail.

Or Drop dead fred i cant decide lol

[Dave]

somethin like hot shots /hs part deux
just real stupid ones

[novamark]

yeah, hot shots v.funny. so is dude where's my car. SHIBBY!!!!

[ydg27]

Happy Gilmore - what a film
adam sandler rules

also
Lee Evans live @ wembley
Stuadess!!

[Tilly]

Waterboy

I absolutley love adam sandler i have all his vids wasnt to impressed with Mr Deeds

[onephatnova]

Monty Python & The Holy Grail :lol:
Clockwise :lol:
Naked Gun :lol:

[MattyWoo]

Lee Evans live @ wembley
Stuadess!!

Thats not natural !!! :lol:
My girlfriend brought me that video the other day its so funny especially the encore of bohemian rhapsody!!!

Funniest film has to be summit like dude wheres my car, although i did watch forrest gump the other day and laugh my arse off all the way through!!

[ZuG]

hot shots part deux, american pie is very funny aswel.

[Stuart]

i had to stop the lee evans DVD because i was in so much pain from laughing.



erm the holy grail is up there nice and high "itsssss very niiiice"

i hate all of dim careys films, hes just not funny.

bill and teds excellent adventure is pretty funny

road trip ranks quite high

but the funniest film ever, hmmm tricky one

[privatepie]

do u no there mkaing a sequel to dude wheres my car called seriously dude wheres my car

[ydg27]

tis but a flesh wound!
come back i'll bite yer legs off!

[ade]

lol

Defo Holy Grail got the box set of Python for my birthday the other week!

I fart in your general Direction!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries

followed closely by Me myself and Irene, Liar Liar, something about Mary, meet the parents

Anything that makes you cringe with laughter!

:lol:

Watched the guru last night, pretty funny...

[novamark]

didnt like the guru, bit borin, other ones are good though, like something bout mary and liar liar etc.

[Carla]

I have watched so many comical films, that i crease at, so much thats causes me pain!!!!!!!!!

I luv dumb and dumber.......jim carrey is wicked 8) 8)
Dude wheres my car............the dog when he gets stoned! :o :o :o
American PIE 1 & 2 .............STIFFLER.......wat can i say.......lol :lol: :lol:
Austin Powers 1,2and 3............mini me is da best

There are many many more that i like!!!!!!! :wink: :wink: :wink:

[wisewood]

Schindlers List :lol:

[RobIsGrt18]

lol wise, ever seen "schindlers fist" haha!!

[blingmachine]

theres sumthing about marry & billy maderson, classics
spaceballs was pritty funny at the time
the jackass movie was funny but dirty sanchez is a lot funnyer
Dude wheres my car = pure shite

[Neil.]

i love lee evans, whats the best film by him guys, i wanna buy one?

[novamark]

i like da same films as cara, they are proper funny. Road Trip is funny, very good plot anyway.

[linzTDI]

dude wheres my car or The life of Brian or the holy grail.

Or Drop dead fred i cant decide lol
good call woman
i would have said the holy grail or the life of brian!
classic films
linz u are the 1st bird ive heard of who likes them lol
normaly i show a bird the films and they think there crap lol


Well what can i say i got good taste

[wisewood]

lol wise, ever seen "schindlers fist" haha!!

no mate never seen that one... :lol:
not sure i would like that one by the sound of it.




in all seriousness i never remember funny films... i just forget them really quickly... i know i seen some proper funny ones but cant remember what they are. :(

Best one i have seen lately is Road Trip though... or American Pie.

[novamark]

i jus remembered a funny bit in scary movie 2, the mum of the excorcist girl goes something like " the poor girl wont even let me touch her", then the vicar bloke goes "yeah, sometimes you have to give them Candy", made me laugh my head off.

[wisewood]

i thought the guy in scary movie 2 wth the ickle jeremy beadle dwarf hand was funny!!

[novamark]

yeah, when the person is hangin from the wall and doesnt wanna grab his hand, lol. so they fall and die, lol. wheelchair race is quality.

[linzTDI]

'its just a harmless wee bunny'



http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/jpgs/caerbann.jpg

[novamark]

wot dat from?

[linzTDI]

the holy grail!

[novamark]

take it its quite funny?!

[linzTDI]

Very!!!!

[Stuart]

use the holy hand grenade, pull out the pin and count, not once, not twice, but thrice, if you get to four youve gone too high

chop down the tallest tree with a kipper (think thats right lol)

[linzTDI]

no its wrong it chop down the tallest tree in the forest with.........a heron!

[wisewood]

lmfao > you know the first time i saw that film i was sooooo unimpressed with it.

watched it not long ago (on dvd i think) and i was laffin my a$$ off the whole way through.

[novamark]

i have to watch dis film by da sound of it, sounds really random which is what i find funny!!!

[linzTDI]

me and my mam know it word for word and my aunties too i have the script at home for it actually i found a good site

http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail.htm#goodies

[wisewood]

i have to watch dis film by da sound of it, sounds really random which is what i find funny!!!

random aint the word mate, its mad!!!


all about what it would be like living when jesus was around... set around brian... guy who was born at same time as jesus, and in the next barn across > the 3 wisemen actually came to his barn first :lol:


VERY VERY funny.

[linzTDI]

that link on my post above has the whole script on in chapters

[Stuart]

herring, not heron lol

[linzTDI]

same thing!



"i want a shuberey!!!!"

[novamark]

lol. sounds quite crazy, i'm gunna check it out at da wkend i fink.

[wisewood]

an example of how random the film is... read this.
one of my favorite scenes.


[thud]
[King Arthur music]
[thud thud thud]
[King Arthur music stops]
ARTHUR:
Old woman!
DENNIS:
Man!
ARTHUR:
Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
DENNIS:
I'm thirty-seven.
ARTHUR:
I-- what?
DENNIS:
I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old.
ARTHUR:
Well, I can't just call you 'Man'.
DENNIS:
Well, you could say 'Dennis'.
ARTHUR:
Well, I didn't know you were called 'Dennis'.
DENNIS:
Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
ARTHUR:
I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked--
DENNIS:
What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior!
ARTHUR:
Well, I am King!
DENNIS:
Oh, King, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the--
WOMAN:
Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh! How d'you do?

ARTHUR:
How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that?
WOMAN:
King of the who?
ARTHUR:
The Britons.
WOMAN:
Who are the Britons?
ARTHUR:
Well, we all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king.
WOMAN:
I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
DENNIS:
You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
WOMAN:
Oh, there you go bringing class into it again.
DENNIS:
That's what it's all about. If only people would hear of--
ARTHUR:
Please! Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
WOMAN:
No one lives there.
ARTHUR:
Then who is your lord?
WOMAN:
We don't have a lord.
ARTHUR:
What?
DENNIS:
I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week,...
ARTHUR:
Yes.
DENNIS:
...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...
ARTHUR:
Yes, I see.
DENNIS:
...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,...
ARTHUR:
Be quiet!
DENNIS:
...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--
ARTHUR:
Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
WOMAN:
Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh.
ARTHUR:
I am your king!
WOMAN:
Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR:
You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN:
Well, how did you become King, then?
ARTHUR:
The Lady of the Lake,...
[angels sing]
...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.
[singing stops]
That is why I am your king!
DENNIS:
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR:
Be quiet!
DENNIS:
Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR:
Shut up!
DENNIS:
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR:
Shut up, will you? Shut up!

DENNIS:
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR:
Shut up!
DENNIS:
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR:
Bloody peasant!
DENNIS:
Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?

[linzTDI]

yes brilliant i will find mine just a sec....

[linzTDI]

[King Arthur music]
[clop clop clop]
ARTHUR:
Halt!
[horn]
Hallo!
[pause]
Hallo!
FRENCH GUARD:
Allo! Who is eet?
ARTHUR:
It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this?
FRENCH GUARD:
This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard.
ARTHUR:
Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
FRENCH GUARD:
Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.
ARTHUR:
What?
GALAHAD:
He says they've already got one!
ARTHUR:
Are you sure he's got one?
FRENCH GUARD:
Oh, yes. It's very nice-a. (I told him we already got one.)
FRENCH GUARDS:
[chuckling]

ARTHUR:
Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?
FRENCH GUARD:
Of course not! You are English types-a!
ARTHUR:
Well, what are you, then?
FRENCH GUARD:
I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?!
GALAHAD:
What are you doing in England?
FRENCH GUARD:
Mind your own business!
ARTHUR:
If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
FRENCH GUARD:
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
GALAHAD:
What a strange person.
ARTHUR:
Now look here, my good man--
FRENCH GUARD:
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD:
Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
FRENCH GUARD:
No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
[sniff]
ARTHUR:
Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable.
FRENCH GUARD:
(Fetchez la vache.)
OTHER FRENCH GUARD:
Quoi?
FRENCH GUARD:
(Fetchez la vache!)
[mooo]
ARTHUR:
If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall--
[twong]

[mooooooo]
Jesus Christ!
KNIGHTS:
Christ!
[thud]
Ah! Ohh!
ARTHUR:
Right! Charge!
KNIGHTS:
Charge!
[mayhem]
FRENCH GUARD:
Hey, this one is for your mother! There you go.
[mayhem]
FRENCH GUARD:
And this one's for your dad!
ARTHUR:
Run away!
KNIGHTS:
Run away!
FRENCH GUARD:
Thppppt!
FRENCH GUARDS:
[taunting]
LAUNCELOT:
Fiends! I'll tear them apart!
ARTHUR:
No, no. No, no.
BEDEVERE:
Sir! I have a plan, sir.

[later]

[wind]
[saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw]
[clunk]
[bang]
[rewr!]
[squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak]
[rrrr rrrr rrrr]
[drilllll]
[sawwwww]
[clunk]
[crash]
[clang]
[squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak...]

[creak]
FRENCH GUARDS: [whispering]
C'est un lapin, lapin de bois. Quoi? Un cadeau. What? A present. Oh, un cadeau. Oui, oui. Hurry. What? Let's go. Oh. On y va. Bon magne. Over here...
[squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak...]
[clllank]
ARTHUR:
What happens now?
BEDEVERE:
Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
ARTHUR:
Who leaps out?
BEDEVERE:
U-- u-- uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh, and uh...
ARTHUR:
Ohh.
BEDEVERE:
Oh. Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger--
[clank]
[twong]
ARTHUR:
Run away!
KNIGHTS:
Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!

[CRASH]
FRENCH GUARDS:
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/inlines/08_chuck.jpg

[wisewood]

for those of you who didt wanna read all that... ARTHUR is king arthur... DENNIS is a peasant.

now read just this bit. PMSL!!!




DENNIS:
Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR:
Shut up!
DENNIS:
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR:
Shut up, will you? Shut up!

[novamark]

lol.

[Stuart]

FRENCH GUARD:
Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.


^incorrect

well, I'll ask him, but i dont think heel be very intrested, you see, hes already got one
^correct

[wisewood]

PMSL @ cambridge correcting the "holy grail boffins" :lol:

[linzTDI]

FRENCH GUARD:
Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.


^incorrect

well, I'll ask him, but i dont think heel be very intrested, you see, hes already got one
^correct

you are wrong

[Dave]

Chill linz 8)
has anyone mentioned the knights who say nei yet?

[linzTDI]

nooo lol