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jkhilton
01-05-03, 10:33 AM
A farmer goes out to his field one morning only to find all of his cows
frozen solid. As far as the eye can see are cows, motionless like statues.
It had been a cold night, but he'd never thought anything like this would
happen. The realisation of the situation then dawned on him. With his
entire livestock gone, how would he make ends meet? How would he feed his
wife and kids? How would he pay the mortgage? He sat with his head in his
hands, trying to come to terms with his impending poverty. Just then, an
elderly woman walked by, "What's the matter?" asked the old lady. The
farmer gestured toward the frozen cows and explained his predicament to the

woman.
Without hesitation the old woman smiled and began to rub one of the cows
noses. After a few seconds the cow began to twitch and was soon back to
normal and chewing the cud. One by one the old woman defrosted the cows
until the whole field was full of healthy animals. The farmer was delighted

and asked the woman what she wanted as a repayment for her deed. She
declined his offer and walked off across the field. A passer-by who had
witnessed the whole thing approached the farmer. "You know who that was
don't you?" asked the passer-by. "No" said the farmer ...


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> > > >"That was Thora Hird."

Dave
01-05-03, 10:36 AM
that's the first thing that's made me smile today
needed that!

Nova-Boy
01-05-03, 12:37 PM
:lol:

Chris LR
01-05-03, 12:48 PM
:?