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brownbear
19-05-10, 02:27 PM
Can ANYBODY on here find one fault with the woman in this advert??

Any single feature about her that is disliked visually??

I can honestly say she is the only woman i would marry! (sorry AJ) lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yehlHJSI1mQ&feature=related

I challenge you to find a better looking woman. :thumb:
Spudly
19-05-10, 02:30 PM
Lmfao, um dude, whats you doing looking at girls, Asa wont be pleased lol
mowgli
19-05-10, 02:33 PM
thought this one is more apt.....

http://www.beforeyoutakethatpill.com/2008/11/woman-beard.jpg
brownbear
19-05-10, 02:34 PM
Lmfao, um dude, whats you doing looking at girls, Asa wont be pleased lol

I'd marry her tomorrow Spud!
It'd be purely for the beautiful babies! (turkey baster job of course) lol

Even you've got to admit though fella she's FIT AS!! :thumb:
AlexW
19-05-10, 02:35 PM
Can ANYBODY on here find one fault with the woman in this advert??


Shes not tall enough, as the ad points out.
brownbear
19-05-10, 02:35 PM
thought this one is more apt.....

http://www.beforeyoutakethatpill.com/2008/11/woman-beard.jpg

If i was attracted to a lady boy surely i'd just be straight with issues. lol
brownbear
19-05-10, 02:36 PM
Shes not tall enough, as the ad points out.

Low centre of gravity for ultimate track day passenger.... (possibly) lol
mowgli
19-05-10, 02:36 PM
she must be a right psycho bunny boiler..... cos bradley pitt chucked her for angelina jolie & shes definitely been known to get the pan out.....
draper
19-05-10, 02:36 PM
god yes


got better with age imo aswell
Spudly
19-05-10, 02:38 PM
Even you've got to admit though fella she's FIT AS!! :thumb:



What do you mean EVEN, cheeky fecker, last cuppa i miake you lol
brownbear
19-05-10, 02:39 PM
she must be a right psycho bunny boiler..... cos bradley pitt chucked her for angelina jolie & shes definitely been known to get the pan out.....

I think Jolie is the bunny boiler that threatened to go all Tomb Raider on Brad if he didn't ditch Jen. lol
brownbear
19-05-10, 02:40 PM
What do you mean EVEN, cheeky fecker, last cuppa i miake you lol

Or the first of many :gay: lol
Spudly
19-05-10, 02:40 PM
Sorry bud youre not my type, too girly :p
brownbear
19-05-10, 02:41 PM
god yes


got better with age imo aswell

Totally agree she is better looking than any model. Just a real stunning woman.
brownbear
19-05-10, 02:41 PM
Sorry bud youre not my type, too girly :p

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s236/cutecubuk/pot-kettle.jpg

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
MK999
19-05-10, 02:42 PM
Sorry bud youre not my type, too girly :p

I read that without the "you're" and assumed you were still talking about Jen lol
brownbear
19-05-10, 02:44 PM
I read that without the "you're" and assumed you were still talking about Jen lol

lol you got rep! Epic misread!
mowgli
19-05-10, 02:44 PM
i don't care about how fit she is & all that, i just remember this & it puts me right off her....


OI WANT MOI GOLD

http://bc.edu/libraries/ugradsnewsletter/2009fall/leprechaun.jpg
brownbear
19-05-10, 02:46 PM
i don't care about how fit she is & all that, i just remember this & it puts me right off her....


OI WANT MOI GOLD

http://bc.edu/libraries/ugradsnewsletter/2009fall/leprechaun.jpg

Never seen it.... (guessing that's a good thing) lol
mowgli
19-05-10, 02:48 PM
go & sit on the naughty step....... the Leprechaun is part of movie history.....
brownbear
19-05-10, 03:24 PM
:(
Jack
19-05-10, 03:30 PM
I find Jennifer Aniston to be a bit horsey tbh.

I will have Zooey instead please. Nom nom nom

http://joeywalker.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/060313_zooey_deschanel_4p_widec1.jpg

Singing voice is amazing too.
mowgli
19-05-10, 03:32 PM
tom... i thinkthere is a massive difference between a girl you'd want to marry & a girl you'd want to mount tbh......


that should wake the comments up a bit
Jack
19-05-10, 03:34 PM
Is that because once the cake gets cut, the mounting stops? lol
mowgli
19-05-10, 03:56 PM
Is that because once the cake gets cut, the mounting stops? lol

lets just say........ she suddenly has a lot of other things to do, but wedding cake is well known for having anaphrodisiac (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anaphrodisiac) properties........
brownbear
19-05-10, 04:14 PM
lets just say........ she suddenly has a lot of other things to do, but wedding cake is well known for having anaphrodisiac (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anaphrodisiac) properties........

I love that word.... Always makes me think of growlers... lol
Sloth
19-05-10, 04:42 PM
thought this one is more apt.....

http://www.beforeyoutakethatpill.com/2008/11/woman-beard.jpg

i would........ srsly.:thumb:
mowgli
19-05-10, 04:48 PM
I love that word.... Always makes me think of growlers... lol

well, no wonder you do what you do then........ look the word up, it means the opposite of what you think.
L14MNP
19-05-10, 04:55 PM
Rachel from Friends FTMFW. I agree, like a fine wine she has aged beautifully.
kelbelle
19-05-10, 08:05 PM
Yes Please! This was her only about a month ago! Beautiful
http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/5707/article007e6b644000005d.jpg (http://img697.imageshack.us/i/article007e6b644000005d.jpg/)

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MattBrown
19-05-10, 08:07 PM
Fair few faults:

**** voice

Getting old

Tight with money

Prsonality of aids.

After you have smashed the back out of her, and want to go in the garage and play with your 50 concourse nova's shell winge etc.


Real girls FTW:thumb:
novacabrio
19-05-10, 08:16 PM
Used to be my top until

http://www.celoxdesign.net/images/tutorials/seethruimageborder/Evangeline_lilly_picture.jpg

http://theryancokeexperience.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/evangeline-lilly.jpg

Anniston must have her faults as she's single every other month.
wwmnw
19-05-10, 09:13 PM
god yes


got better with age imo aswell

^ my thoughts exactly.
Jack
19-05-10, 09:19 PM
Evangeline Lilly > Jennifer Aniston
wwmnw
19-05-10, 09:22 PM
Ya mam > Evangeline Lilly > Jennifer Aniston
Sloth
19-05-10, 09:34 PM
lol? i fukking roffled!
brownbear
19-05-10, 09:35 PM
well, no wonder you do what you do then........ look the word up, it means the opposite of what you think.

No it means exactly what i think.... lol
mowgli
19-05-10, 09:36 PM
oh, i see, it puts you off them... sorry....
claire6069
20-05-10, 11:00 AM
i've never seen the leprechaun either! looks rubbish from looking at the front cover lol
Jon_nova1
20-05-10, 11:02 AM
your right Claire, looks like something you'd find in the bargain bin at blockbuster lol
mowgli
20-05-10, 11:10 AM
apart from the screaming whiny bitch, it is actually really funny.....
claire6069
21-05-10, 12:34 PM
your right Claire, looks like something you'd find in the bargain bin at blockbuster lol

lol totally agree!!

mowgli - is it because of the screaming whiny bitch that its funny?! lol
NovaLad
21-05-10, 12:37 PM
She annoys the fook out of me
claire6069
21-05-10, 12:42 PM
who? jennifer aniston or me?! lol
mowgli
21-05-10, 12:43 PM
lol totally agree!!

mowgli - is it because of the screaming whiny bitch that its funny?! lol

no, but willow running round in a green suit, shouting 'oi want moi gold' 'begorra' 'top of the morning' etc has me crying
NovaLad
21-05-10, 12:46 PM
who? jennifer aniston or me?! lol
BOTH!!!



















lol oj... Her!
claire6069
21-05-10, 12:50 PM
lmao at mowgli

lol cheers novalad!!
jame5
21-05-10, 11:14 PM
what about jessica clement only problem is she might try to con you lol

prefer as brunette tbh

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3180/2326489405_ce06978c4a.jpg


http://www.perfectpeople.net/photo-picture-image-media/Jessica-Jane-Clement-532x800-29kb-media-14701-media-133548-1203973501.jpg