jkhilton
29-04-03, 11:17 AM
In a crowded city at a bus stop a beautiful young woman wearing a tight
skirt was waiting for a bus.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her
skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first
step of the bus.
Slightly embarrased and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her
enough slack to raise her leg. she tried to take the step , only to
discover
that she couldn?t, so a little embarrased she once again reached behind her
to unzip her skirt a little more and for the second time tried once again
to take the step. Once again she could not raise her leg. With a little
smile to the driver she again reached behind to unzip a little more and
again was unable to take the step.
About this time a large Texan man who was standing behind her picked her up
easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
she went ballistic and turned to the would be Samaritan and yelled `How
dare
you touch my body! I don?t even know who you are!?
The Texan smiled and drawled `well ma?am normally I would agree with you
but
after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends?
skirt was waiting for a bus.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her
skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first
step of the bus.
Slightly embarrased and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her
enough slack to raise her leg. she tried to take the step , only to
discover
that she couldn?t, so a little embarrased she once again reached behind her
to unzip her skirt a little more and for the second time tried once again
to take the step. Once again she could not raise her leg. With a little
smile to the driver she again reached behind to unzip a little more and
again was unable to take the step.
About this time a large Texan man who was standing behind her picked her up
easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
she went ballistic and turned to the would be Samaritan and yelled `How
dare
you touch my body! I don?t even know who you are!?
The Texan smiled and drawled `well ma?am normally I would agree with you
but
after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends?