Glanza Turbo

[Jack]

is not as fast as a rusty 3.0V6 Nova.

That is all.

[l1nuxxx]

Or a 2.5 v6 Nova :thumb:

[Adam]

Did you manage to reverse the saloon out of the hedge when the Glanza passed you on the first corner?

[SRimon]

lolova at this thread.

[Jack]

Oddly enough, I did overtake it on a corner. If he'd looked across he'd have seen me like this http://www.alastrianlampoon.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/emot-byodood.gif

[l1nuxxx]

My experience was on a motorway so no corners for me :thumb: Otherwise some ramming Road Rash stylee would have been required lol

[mowgli]

i thought your car couldn't even cope with the earth's curvature..........

[Spudly]

Oddly enough, I did overtake it on a corner. If he'd looked across he'd have seen me like this http://www.alastrianlampoon.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/emot-byodood.gif



Lmfao hanging onto the steering wheel, mentally texting your nearest and dearest before you entered the scenery at a high velocity lol


Certain vectra estates have also been known to outperform glanza's aswell :p

[Adam]

Oddly enough, I did overtake it on a corner. If he'd looked across he'd have seen me like this http://www.alastrianlampoon.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/emot-byodood.gif
Was it a 30mph road? Just about on the understeer limit then? :p

[MattBrown]

Wow, adams gti is faster.

Is a standard 1.3 nova as fast as a standard glanza?

Or, is a 400bhp glanza, faster then a v6 nova?

Doesnt mean a thing really:s

[mowgli]

Wow, adams gti is faster.

Is a standard 1.3 nova as fast as a standard glanza?

Or, is a 400bhp glanza, faster then a v6 nova?

Doesnt mean a thing really:s

of all the people on here, i'm pretty certain jack knows what a glanza turbo is, that is why he posted turbo in the title

[Jack]

Was it a 30mph road? Just about on the understeer limit then? :p
lol 60 road, and I may have been going a little faster :p Although I was too busy clinging to the steering wheel for dear life to notice the exact speed. Officer.

Matt, who cares, this thread is in jest at all the WOW NOVAS ARE FASTER THAN XYZ threads.

[Adam]

Wow, adams gti is faster.

Is a standard 1.3 nova as fast as a standard glanza?

Or, is a 400bhp glanza, faster then a v6 nova?

Doesnt mean a thing really:s

Wheres your reply goin? :confused:

A nova xe is quicker than a 106gti
...
etc

And?

[Andy]

Matt, who cares, this thread is in jest at all the WOW NOVAS ARE FASTER THAN XYZ threads.
Which ironically he's always banging on about

[MattBrown]

lol 60 road, and I may have been going a little faster :p Although I was too busy clinging to the steering wheel for dear life to notice the exact speed. Officer.

Matt, who cares, this thread is in jest at all the WOW NOVAS ARE FASTER THAN XYZ threads.

Ahh, the old XE novas spin the world thread?

[Adam]

lol 60 road, and I may have been going a little faster :p Although I was too busy clinging to the steering wheel for dear life to notice the exact speed. Officer..
Not bad then!!!

I bet at 60mph, you can really feel the roll in those tractor tyre side walls :d

[Andy]

My lawnmower is faster than yours

[Spudly]

Funny aint it, four pot cars cant dust a glanza wheras six pot motors leave them for dead hehe lol

[Jack]

Good job it wasn't a 1.2 nova though. Them things is well rapid.

lol Adam, they tyres are pretty good tbh. Its mostly the engine trying to jump outside the wings that does it :d

[l1nuxxx]

Well seen as were head to the My Nova is faster etc then here is my list

Civic Type R
Various gash Hondas
MR2 Turbo and NA
Glanza Turbo
Older Impretza Turbo

I also kept up with a R33 Gtr In 1st and 2nd then it was off.

Beaten by:

205 Mi16 Turbo....I mean beaten bad lol

These were all on motorway straight as I have no interest in fast cornering lol

[Rexy]

My dads harder than your dad.

Oh and a nova Saloon 30v6 beating a galanza is funny... pick on something your own size jack pmsl... bully! :P lolz

[Adam]

Its mostly the engine trying to jump outside the wings that does it :d

Thats what happens when half the engine sits level with the front bumper :p

God im on a v6 nova bashing mission tonight, even though one would destroy my xe

(in a straight line)

[Jack]

pick on something your own size jack pmsl... bully! :P lolz
Good point. Do they do a glanza saloon?

[Rexy]

im sure somebody will make one lol... Bullying a poor little 1.3 turbo lol bless its cotton little socks.

[l1nuxxx]

Good point. Do they do a glanza saloon?

Nope......because Jap is gash lol. All those reliable engines and bulliet proof design lol. Can't beat a bit of 80s GM. I love the fact that Vauxhalls are like lego!

[Rysee]

My 1ltr Nova beat a 1.2 Corsa so there!!!

But then got beat buy a Smart car

[Adam]

My 1ltr Nova beat a 1.2 Corsa so there!!!

Did you manage to keep traction when you hit 4th gear?

[l1nuxxx]

Did you manage to keep traction when you hit 4th gear?

Lol lol lol. Remember the Flux Capacitor kicks in at 88mph :thumb:

[Rysee]

Did you manage to keep traction when you hit 4th gear?

It has 4 gears?

[Adam]

lol lol

+rep

[Rysee]

I usually get bored after "accelerating" into 3rd and just stop and walk the rest

[Fester]

Well seen as were head to the My Nova is faster etc then here is my list

Civic Type R
Various gash Hondas
MR2 Turbo and NA
Glanza Turbo
Older Impretza Turbo

I also kept up with a R33 Gtr In 1st and 2nd then it was off.

Beaten by:

205 Mi16 Turbo....I mean beaten bad lol

These were all on motorway straight as I have no interest in fast cornering lol


First gear on the motorway? Geared for economy those Skyline's!

[Spudly]

I thought 1ltr novas used a 'sturmey archer' three speed hub lol

[Adam]

As you hit 3rd youve already already hit the end of the 3mile stretch of road.

[l1nuxxx]

First gear on the motorway? Geared for economy those Skyline's!

lol that one was at lights on a roundabout then onto a motorway slip road. I though I had a chance but I was very much mistaken.

[Rysee]

As you hit 3rd youve already already hit the end of the 3mile stretch of road.

As you're in 2nd you've usually come to the next set of lights/roundabout/breakdown

[Connor]

Glanzas are only 133bhp standard,
nothing for a match with a mighty 3.0 v6 :d
As you know Jack there are some very glanzas going about
and yea it doesnt doubt me you ovetook it around a corner
imo they handle like dog, used to keep up with my bro (200bhp glanza)
In my nova (1.2 - 12bhp approx lol)

[Hayley]

I reckon my beast of a car has taken a fair few unsuspecting performance vehicles..



.... NOT!!

but i reckon it does alright for itself seeing as its a 1.5 turdbo and Jack mocks the fact that its got the smallest turbo he has ever seen.

And its a mitsi.. so obviously its cool and the gang! lol

[Jack]

I also hammered a Mitsubishi Colt CZT the other day. I hear they're a 1.5 turbo, although rumour has it they are equipped with the smallest turbo I've ever seen.

[Rexy]

there not very good either tbh dude lol... Play with some proper cars :D

I'll rephrase that cas i actually wanted one, but they are pretty tame and soft. :P

[Rich]

c20xe nova also beats glanza turbo so i would hope the extra 2 pots would also win lol

[kc_08]

Good point. Do they do a glanza saloon?

pmsl laughing when i saw that! nearly cough'd my guts up :(

[dj_wudgey]

Oddly enough, I did overtake it on a corner. If he'd looked across he'd have seen me like this http://www.alastrianlampoon.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/emot-byodood.gif

fpmsl in the v6 you took him on a corner mad lol they handle pretty well those galanza's and i like them me there ok doubt id have one though!!

[Sloth]

this thread needs pics of flaming deth...

[MattBrown]

I also hammered a Mitsubishi Colt CZT the other day. I hear they're a 1.5 turbo, although rumour has it they are equipped with the smallest turbo I've ever seen.

OMG there fast:d

One comes down our local racing, slays civics, standard imprezzas etc.
Everyone lasughs at themlol

[Sloth]

/\ are your serious or are you being a spoon for laughs?

[Jack]

FLOL I'm not sure if people read Hayley's post above mine lol

[wwmnw]

Oddly enough, I did overtake it on a corner. If he'd looked across he'd have seen me like this http://www.alastrianlampoon.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/emot-byodood.gif

lol:cry:lol:cry:lol that icon is awesome

[Mike]

I done an Evo in 4cyclinder 1200cc Corsa :) because im cool as fúck.

Ask Baxter, he was there.

[Rexy]

that had to be some **** **** slow **** of an evo driver! lol

[Dar]

that had to be some **** **** slow **** of an evo driver! lol
No, Evos are just slow:p

[Jack]

You forget Mike is a performance mod. Adds 500bhp.

If he sits in your car, you need to declare him on the insurance.

[Nobby]

my c25xe is quicker than a Toyota Celica VVTI thing pff little posh boy lol

[Mike]

You forget Mike is a performance mod. Adds 500bhp.

If he sits in your car, you need to declare him on the insurance.

I am weight reduction stage 4. Apprently lol

[dj_wudgey]

^ lol mate im a weight reduction!