View Full Version : Bit Of A Rant Scum Balls Who Have Failed To Pinch My Car
callums
08-05-10, 09:58 AM
they have give it a go and failed amateurs ,caused a bit of damage .
i will be ready tonight they will feel the force of the bat and a taser gun they wii go down .
sorry for the rant these folks need to learn the hard way
NovaLad
08-05-10, 09:59 AM
Falled?
You mean Failed?
FAIL!!!!!
Jon_nova1
08-05-10, 10:01 AM
failed? you mean failed stealing a nova? now that is fail!
although i can't see them being back, they are even more fail if they are!
callums
08-05-10, 10:05 AM
yes it was a nova it is a fail ,i am sorry for the spelling mistake being a bit upset of the scum that i did not do a spell check before hitting the reply button
NovaLad
08-05-10, 10:06 AM
lol...
As Jon said... how the hell did they fail to steal a nova.
General Baxter
08-05-10, 10:08 AM
i remembered when someone tried to nick my loon, they could not even open the door, they ****ed the lock up, but if the noticed the door was unlocked anyway lol
i got in your loon no probs at pvs
General Baxter
08-05-10, 10:11 AM
yep, ta lol
callums
08-05-10, 10:13 AM
they bent the door did not even try the door lock
General Baxter
08-05-10, 10:15 AM
aha see, thats why 'you' fail, lol
id like to see them bend mine with soild stainless steel bars in my doors lol
ive taken longer to get in the miss's lol
ive taken longer to get in the miss's lol
/\ thats not what i've heard................
seriously, if you can't break into a nova without damaging it, you should have your man card endorsed
steviegsi
08-05-10, 08:56 PM
id like to see them bend mine with soild stainless steel bars in my doors lol
That is an amazing idea, definately gonna do that!:thumb:
MattBrown
08-05-10, 08:58 PM
That is an amazing idea, definately gonna do that!:thumb:
Yeah, cz you really have to bend the door to unlock them:roll:
Fukking ameteurs, learn the car before you rob it, you have to join 3 wires ffslol
let_nova
08-05-10, 08:59 PM
Yeah, cz you really have to bend the door to unlock them:roll:
Fukking ameteurs, learn the car before you rob it, you have to join 3 wires ffslol
not if its mk2 lol
MattBrown
08-05-10, 09:00 PM
not if its mk2 lol
obvlol
That is an amazing idea, definately gonna do that!:thumb:
how is it? then they will just blast the window through or do it properly;)
The way i see it,if they ant it that bad they will stop at nowt to get it.Simple as.
Yeah, cz you really have to bend the door to unlock them:roll:
Fukking ameteurs, learn the car before you rob it, you have to join 3 wires ffslolno just take the black box off
MattBrown
08-05-10, 09:03 PM
no just take the black box off
Im quicker with my snipslol
Have you ever actually stolen a car Matt, its not actually as easy as youd think :p
General Baxter
08-05-10, 09:05 PM
id love to see matt, try and break a GM steering lock lol
with his "snips" lol lol lol
Ive tried and its surprisingly hard actually :eek:
General Baxter
08-05-10, 09:07 PM
yep,
Im quicker with my snipslolso seriously cutting wire, stripping them and joining them is quicker than ragging it off with a flat head and then using that same flat head to start it with the black box
Ive tried and its surprisingly hard actually :eek: :confused:
so seriously cutting wire, stripping them and joining them is quicker than ragging it off with a flat head and then using that same flat head to start it with the black box
Well you can just turn the hazard switch over and thats it do y0 innit lol
only on a mk2 and if you do that you still then have to bump start it. still easier to black box
MattBrown
08-05-10, 09:10 PM
id love to see matt, try and break a GM steering lock lol
42mm iirc tube, slide it over the lock, and crack, your away:d
And snap the steering lock aswell which is what i referred to further up, its harder than i wouldve thought lol
All the little scumbags that point out about the hazard switch though, seem to think thats it job done if you turn it over, errr no then :p
42mm iirc tube, slide it over the lock, and crack, your away:d
lol fanny
MattBrown
08-05-10, 09:11 PM
lol fanny
works thoughlol
Im on about youre average joe who will just break the lock by ragging on the steering wheel, usually ending in the steering wheel snappeing off on astras calibras and corsas lol
so how many successful twoc's have you done carrying a great scaff bar around with you?
lol. why the funk are you all posting "how to twoc a nova for dummies?"
lol. why the funk are you all posting "how to twoc a nova for dummies?"
So report us
General Baxter
08-05-10, 09:14 PM
it ok, most a stupid see my post, they could not even open an unlocked door here lol
lol. why the funk are you all posting "how to twoc a nova for dummies?"
Its not exactly is it really, its just stuff that everyone knows is common knowledge of how a car thief works anyways :p
Besides why do you care, you dont have a nova anyways lol
lol. why the funk are you all posting "how to twoc a nova for dummies?"cos i would rather the cunts got in without bending the cunting door!!
My favourite ever car theft fail was the group that broke into a car and tried to start it when the cylinder head was sat on the back seat, owner had gone in for the night after starting a headgasket change lol
cos i would rather the cunts got in without bending the cunting door!!
lol lol lol lol lol
round here its a brick thru the glass and they rag the lock, if it dont snap they torch the fukker
anyone with a stock nova hatchback fancy a challenge?????????
i could break in, retreive the lock code & then come back later & casually drive away without any sign of damage..........
round here its a brick thru the glass and they rag the lock, if it dont snap they torch the fukker
Errr no its not ya plum, they bend the feckin doors down, when was the last time you had a car or saw a car done over?
Jon_nova1
08-05-10, 09:26 PM
pfft, your all amateurs when it comes to snapping old school steering locks lol
we had to hotwire a cavalier because someone lost the keys just before we were going to drive it to get weighed in, 10 seconds later and the lock was snapped, no broken honeycomb and the only tool we used was actually a screwdriver, which was used to unscrew the cowling to get ignition.
and no-one uses bricks, thats just noise, theres far more subtle ways to break glass
and no-one uses bricks, thats just noise, theres far more subtle ways to break glass
automatic centre punch in the corner ;)
Jon_nova1
08-05-10, 09:31 PM
or the classic, bits of spark plug lol
Or broken bits of spark plug porcelain
burgo, pm me if you want to know the secret of nova breakinnage
Pm'd to compare notes lol
Jon_nova1
08-05-10, 09:35 PM
pffft, i said bits of spark plug lol
and really, there is no secret lol
dj_wudgey
08-05-10, 11:30 PM
nice mate the tazer will do the job id say! get the f×cking scum!
Errr no its not ya plum, they bend the feckin doors down, when was the last time you had a car or saw a car done over?
last night up our street. think that answers that.
maddogdaz666
09-05-10, 02:00 AM
some little scum tried pinchin my mates fiesta RS once, they bent the door,when it wasnt even locked cos the battery wasnt connected, then they blackboxed it and snapped the steerin lock, couldnt get it started, then tried bumpin it, then cut the seatbelt off and tried to tow it off, ended up towing it to his own house and parked it outside! the daft little cun%s never noticed the exhaust was hangin down and the head and most of the engine was in the boot and back seat!!!!
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