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let_nova
03-05-10, 11:08 AM
Please can anyone help. 18 months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from

Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.



However, there are apparently conflicts between

these two products and the only solution was to try

and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.



To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is

incompatible with several other applications, such

as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.



I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had

many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me

to shut down completely for several weeks.



Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and

Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover

that when these two systems detected each other they

caused severe damage to my hardware.



I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product

soon had to be upgraded

further to Wife 1.0.



While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available

resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and

Cleanhouse2004. Shortly after this upgrade, however,

I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and

costly to run.



Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in

Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They

then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten

about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary,

Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without

warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter

products have no Help files, and I have to try to

guess what the problem is.



Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,

requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to

be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my

Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.



Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called

MotherI-n-Law, which can't be turned off.



Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be

problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0

detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your money before uninstalling itself

NOVA_LEE
03-05-10, 11:11 AM
lmfao

Lewis.
03-05-10, 11:22 AM
flol very good

pikey1986
03-05-10, 11:23 AM
lmfbo thats quality

Rexy
03-05-10, 11:27 AM
Its funny but my god how much time has somebody got to do write all of that. lol.

Reminds me of comic book guy from the simpsons.

comptoncj
03-05-10, 11:27 AM
lol yes very good

timbo1980
03-05-10, 11:31 AM
lol lol lol lol

onlyangelzfall
03-05-10, 11:32 AM
Lol - thats awesome

karlgardner
03-05-10, 11:40 AM
haha quality

vaughanmc
03-05-10, 11:42 AM
lol

mk1nova_rich
03-05-10, 11:44 AM
lol lol lol +rep!!!

Bubba
03-05-10, 11:53 AM
ohhh its a classic lol lol lol

nova_saloon
03-05-10, 12:06 PM
i agree girlfriend 1.0 does tend to be a bit unstable at times.

farmertom
03-05-10, 12:26 PM
lol lol

craig green
03-05-10, 12:54 PM
funny.

L14MNP
03-05-10, 10:28 PM
Awesome!

draper
03-05-10, 10:29 PM
did mowgli write this when he was a youngster ?

wwmnw
03-05-10, 10:33 PM
did mowgli write this when he was a youngster ?

He wouldn't have had time, he would have been hiding in air raid shelters while ze Germans were dropping bombs.

L14MNP
03-05-10, 10:33 PM
did mowgli write this when he was a youngster ?

Only compatible with a Hinckley IP address. lol

lewisvalver
03-05-10, 10:40 PM
lol good find mate

Sloth
03-05-10, 11:25 PM
He wouldn't have had time, he would have been hiding in air raid shelters while ze Germans were dropping bombs.

fukking lolz @ that...

donaldo89
04-05-10, 12:16 AM
lol thats great must ov took a while to come up with though :)

Plug
04-05-10, 12:20 AM
thats put me in to a good laugh lol lol

novaguy08
04-05-10, 07:08 AM
lol

Im sure that there is an un-install button somewhere for wife1.0, however I prefer to use the force remover divorce 1.5

let_nova
04-05-10, 12:24 PM
lol glad you liked that.

burgo
04-05-10, 01:22 PM
old :p

let_nova
04-05-10, 02:00 PM
His and Hers ATM Machines


HIS:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN and account
4. Take cash, card and receipt
5. Drive away

HERS:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Back up and pull forward to get closer
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in purse
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in purse for grocery receipt with PIN written on it.
9. Enter PIN
10. Study instructions.
11. Hit "cancel"
12. Re-enter correct PIN
13. Check balance
14. Look for envelope
15. Look in purse for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Endorse checks
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys
24. Start car
25. Check makeup
26. Start pulling away
27. Stop
28. Back up to machine
29. Get out of car
30. Take card and receipt
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in checkbook
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
36. Check makeup
37. Put car in reverse
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Drive 3 miles
41. Release parking brakehttp://www.funnyhumor.com/viewcount.php?type=joke&id=562&s=

mowgli
04-05-10, 03:09 PM
He wouldn't have had time, he would have been hiding in air raid shelters while ze Germans were dropping bombs.

when i finally meet you i'm going to hit you with a wet fish....

the first computer was built at bletchley park, and whilst famous for being used to crack the enigma code, its first use was to produce this twaddle..........

mowgli
04-05-10, 03:09 PM
lol thats great must ov took a while to come up with though :)

you are obviously not married yet.......

MattBrown
04-05-10, 03:23 PM
lol lol lol

wwmnw
04-05-10, 04:22 PM
40. Drive 3 miles
41. Release parking brakehttp://www.funnyhumor.com/viewcount.php?type=joke&id=562&s=
That bit made me LOL.

Mowgli, I thought I was being polite :( lmao

gunny
04-05-10, 07:11 PM
wow! lol

mowgli
04-05-10, 07:52 PM
you lot hasven't even noticed that it is american...........

come on... drive in cashpoint????????

kieran jackson
04-05-10, 08:30 PM
thats brilliantlol

Mags
04-05-10, 08:42 PM
thats great