You can't beat going the pub then...... [Archive] - Performance Nova Group

NovaLad

30-04-10, 01:01 AM

Ordering a Spicey Doner Kebab on Nann with Salad, Hot Sauce & Mild!!!

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That is all. lol

Adaz_blud

30-04-10, 01:03 AM

dont you have anything better too do.lol

but sure does look nice.:thumb:

NovaLad

30-04-10, 01:06 AM

lol ... Better to do...
Since i was last online earlier i've been my mates, GF's, Gym, Gf's & Pub lol
1st kebab in months!

And it's the bestest kebab in the world... Normal Doner is cr4p!

Eck

30-04-10, 01:08 AM

You used a fork!

Sacrilige.

wwmnw

30-04-10, 01:29 AM

You used a fork!

Sacrilige.

Just what I was thinking, you don't use a knife and fork with a kebab you big poofta.

puss puss

30-04-10, 10:33 AM

knife and fork thats forkin g@y!

eat it like a man!

also this reminds of the that jaffer cakes advert, full moon, half moon, total .. I wont attempt at spelling that last word lol :)

NovaLad

30-04-10, 10:39 AM

knife and fork thats forkin g@y!

eat it like a man!

also this reminds of the that jaffer cakes advert, full moon, half moon, total .. I wont attempt at spelling that last word lol :)

Eclipse.

Rysee

30-04-10, 10:42 AM

Knife and fork and salad? :gay:

Jon_nova1

30-04-10, 10:42 AM

it looks like you didn't realise you vommited onto a plate then ate it

L14MNP

30-04-10, 10:51 AM

That's food?!

Suppose it will go well with your warm pint, you southern pansy. :p lol

Agreed on using hands! Man up. lol

NovaLad

30-04-10, 10:53 AM

I'm Northern????
You're confusing me now.
Although i did have Magners, Carling & Southern Comfort lol.

L14MNP

30-04-10, 01:04 PM

joff-turbo-nova

30-04-10, 01:19 PM

Not Northern to me. lol

For some reason I always assume you're in Scotland :/ (then I check your location) If you were, then I would be the southerner. :(

Same as Joff. Seems a Scottish kinda guy. lol

Don't know if I should take that as an insult or compliment :confused: lol

Yorkshire born and bred .... where's that pint of Smiths??

Joff

L14MNP

30-04-10, 01:23 PM

Sorry mate. It's just the picture I paint. I'm sure we all make similar errors.

Don't be offended. L14 never intends to offend. lol:thumb:

Jack

30-04-10, 01:38 PM

Salad? You fairy.

muzzy

30-04-10, 01:54 PM

That looks horrible lol

Welsh Dan

30-04-10, 01:57 PM

Take the salad out, roll it back up and eat it with your hands you nancy!

Rich

30-04-10, 02:01 PM

ive had a better looking poo

mowgli

30-04-10, 02:07 PM

nl, your bestest night ever has no mention of rampant monkey sex, so it fails

NovaLad

30-04-10, 04:17 PM

I really need a huge sh1t now.

It's been brewing all day lol

richardt

30-04-10, 06:10 PM

i would of needed to drink more than that to tackle that abomination! and then you went to the gym the next day, hardcore!

mowgli

30-04-10, 06:13 PM

i would of needed to drink more than that to tackle that abomination! and then you went to the gym the next day, hardcore!

Novalad never said that he actually went in & did exercise, now did he..... probably went to look at women

richardt

30-04-10, 06:16 PM

ahhh the old sleazy leering gym approach. and then tell everyone it was a gruelling work out haha

mowgli

30-04-10, 06:17 PM

coming back home in a sweat helps too

NovaLad

30-04-10, 06:17 PM

I go gym monday - thurs but don't do cardio lol.

mowgli

30-04-10, 06:18 PM

part time job??????

NovaLad

30-04-10, 06:18 PM

part time job??????
Pardon?

Spudly

30-04-10, 06:19 PM

Erm did someone else eat your kebab before you got to it, cos that looks more recycled than a freshly laid dog egg lol

lewisvalver

30-04-10, 06:21 PM

lol at people being offended for being mistaken for a scotsman,your all southen pansies to us:p and the kebab looks quite tasty...I usually get chips,cheese and mayonaise after a night out,scrumptious:)

NovaLad

30-04-10, 06:23 PM

If someone on here is going PVS for the whole weekend, so arriving on the fri i'll bring them a Kebab from the NorF to try lol.

I'm taking 2 cool boxes/bags so it won't go off lol.

mowgli

30-04-10, 06:24 PM

Pardon?

i always got the impression you were a hard working lad, i'm always amazed at people who go to the gym that many times a week.....i'm always tired when i leave work..

richardt

30-04-10, 06:25 PM

Mike

30-04-10, 06:27 PM

WTF is that nasty looking POS meant to be??

I wouldnt eat that turd even if you paid me :S

NovaLad

30-04-10, 06:27 PM

Oh... I am a hard working lad but i've been out of a perm' job now for a bit and only work on and off for weeks at a time... Waiting to start my next perm' job.

:)

I'll still be going gym when i get back to work though.

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mowgli

30-04-10, 06:28 PM

scots are not 'northerners', oh, no, they've got their own country (read sarcastically) apart from the minor technicality that scotland hasn't existed as a separate country for 300 years, due to the act of union....

mowgli

30-04-10, 06:29 PM

Andy

30-04-10, 06:31 PM

when i get steaming i carry pizzas home like im carrying a suitcase lol
Using knives and forks for takeaways is lose.And i wouldnt have let that sh1t touch my lips what you ate. :spew ring up:

NovaLad

30-04-10, 06:32 PM

Yeah, couldn't find a decent 1 in time for comedy effect.

mowgli

30-04-10, 06:34 PM

when i get steaming i carry pizzas home like im carrying a suitcase lol
Using knives and forks for takeaways is lose.And i wouldnt have let that sh1t touch my lips what you ate. :spew ring up:

did you used to work for hinckley domino's????

Andy

30-04-10, 06:38 PM

lol lol lol They must all be the same staff then as they also used to mess them up in Hull where i used to live

Rob

30-04-10, 09:42 PM

thats not a kebab this is a kebab lol

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or this lol

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Spudly

30-04-10, 09:44 PM

I was waiting for that pic, now THATS a northern kebab lol

Andy

30-04-10, 09:47 PM

No thats a norvern meal,big fat kebab and 4 cans o'lager.
Hero

Rob

30-04-10, 09:49 PM

i,am a bat fastard lol

Andy

30-04-10, 09:50 PM

lol

Lee

30-04-10, 09:51 PM

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Is that the sort of thing you get out of norvern ice cream vans? lol

Spudly

30-04-10, 09:53 PM

Theyre also legendarily good aswell lol

Is that the sort of thing you get out of norvern ice cream vans? lol

Actually no, thats where we get our smack and crack, these are funnily enough, from pizza shops lol

Rob

30-04-10, 09:54 PM

lol lmfao lol

craig green

30-04-10, 10:03 PM

I'd sooner eat-out a rough bird's hairy fanny than pay for & eat a kebab of any kind.

You can keep your PV kebab & we'll all watch you attempt to warm it up to eat, followed by a day of food poisoning & the trots in a portaloo.

Rob

30-04-10, 10:09 PM

i love kebabs my stomachs use to them,i dont think it could handle proper food now lol

richardt

30-04-10, 11:45 PM

is garlic sauce just a middlesbrough thing or does everywher have it? when i go out to newcastle most of them dont sell it! terrible

craig green

30-04-10, 11:49 PM

The turks do it here. Nasty sh*t!

Rysee

30-04-10, 11:50 PM

is garlic sauce just a middlesbrough thing or does everywher have it? when i go out to newcastle most of them dont sell it! terrible

I've never eaten anything nice in Newcastle. We get garlic sauce

Welsh Dan

01-05-10, 12:02 AM

You get garlic sauce in Wrexham, Chester and Nottingham.

Lewis.

01-05-10, 12:14 AM

how the fcuk is that meant to be food? it looks like a plate of sick.

Bubba

01-05-10, 12:25 AM

we get pitta bread :(

but loads of meat!

Jack

01-05-10, 11:04 AM

Garlic sauce here, although I prefer mayo.

[edit] I also eat my kebabs in the bath.

Rysee

01-05-10, 11:16 AM

Real men have loads of chilli sauce with a bit of mint too

richardt

01-05-10, 12:47 PM

mint? like sunday dinner mint stylee?

Rysee

01-05-10, 12:55 PM

mint? like sunday dinner mint stylee?

Yeah good shizzle

Mike

01-05-10, 01:33 PM

Real men have loads of chilli sauce with a bit of mint too

Chilli & Mayo together om nom nom