ebay virtual helper

[16v Nova Kev]

kevin.a.c:
do you swallow
Louise - eBay:
I'm surprised. I don't think that's really something you should say to a virtual person. Let's get back to our conversation, please. What can I do to help? I'm dismayed. I don't think that's really something you should say to a virtual person. Can you apologise, please?
kevin.a.c:
can you listen then um the seller
Louise - eBay:
Which of the following best matches your question?
lol

[mowgli]

virtual, my ****, its an ex steel worker called derek who gets minimum wage to nursemaid thickos on eBay

[16v Nova Kev]

so your saying im a thicko

[mowgli]

well, it was a strange question to ask an ex steel worker, when you are meant to be looking at bra's and car bits........

[16v Nova Kev]

lol its cos im so bored and have nobody to talk too.

[mowgli]

you need PORN

[Jon_nova1]

its crap! i tried asking it something and it said it couldn't understand me, then it said which best matches...and i said none, i called it sh*t and it says sorry im still learning blah blah