Blatant lies!

[Ben]

Cheeky fookers!!!!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y228/lurk75/ferry.jpg

[mowgli]

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[L14MNP]

No additional surcharge added charge fail lol

[Ben]

It even says in the bit where i elipsed over "your complete far incl surcharges shown" then they add 6 fooking euros.

[mowgli]

tight sod, try getting it any cheaper anywhere else!!!!!

[L14MNP]

TBF they don't make any secret about the fuel surcharge, but it is poorly worded. It's a shame that all the ferries belong to the man isn't it! lol

[Ben]

I dont like nofooking line anyhow but they were half price of p&o and seafrance.

[Lee]

Fuel surcharges are a joke anyway.

'This is how much it costd for us to take you over, however you need to chip in for fuel'

Surely if your primary business is using something with an engine, the fuel costs would be the main part of the fayre!?

[Mike]

Robbing *******s.

[dj_wudgey]

Fuel surcharges are a joke anyway.

'This is how much it costd for us to take you over, however you need to chip in for fuel'

Surely if your primary business is using something with an engine, the fuel costs would be the main part of the fayre!?
You need to chip in for fuel ha ha!

[Ben]

Fuel surcharges are a joke anyway.

'This is how much it costd for us to take you over, however you need to chip in for fuel'

Surely if your primary business is using something with an engine, the fuel costs would be the main part of the fayre!?

Exactly its like an airline saying its £100 for the seat in the plane and £30 for your share of the fuel if you want it to take off!

[mowgli]

ben, this is still positively generous compared to that theiving leprechaun at brianair

[Lee]

ben, this is still positively generous compared to that theiving leprechaun at brianair

Booking with Ryan air is great fun lol Nearly the whole thing is broken down into surcharges.

'Your ticket is £1, would you like a meal?'
'er, no'
'Would you like to use the loo?'
'er, i dont know'
'no problem, its only £5, would you like the plane to have engines?'
'er, yes please'
'no problem, thats £10, would you like a pilot?'
'er, I think that would be an idea'
'no problem, thats £15, would you like a seat to sit in?'
'oh, yes please!'
'No problem, thats £10, would you like the plane to land in the same time zone as your required destination?
'er, that would be useful, yes'
'sorry, we cant do that'

[Lewis.]

^ lol they should just save the money they spend to fund their 'surcharge inventing department' and give everyone a cheaper flight

[bmw156]

Booking with Ryan air is great fun lol Nearly the whole thing is broken down into surcharges.

'Your ticket is £1, would you like a meal?'
'er, no'
'Would you like to use the loo?'
'er, i dont know'
'no problem, its only £5, would you like the plane to have engines?'
'er, yes please'
'no problem, thats £10, would you like a pilot?'
'er, I think that would be an idea'
'no problem, thats £15, would you like a seat to sit in?'
'oh, yes please!'
'No problem, thats £10, would you like the plane to land in the same time zone as your required destination?
'er, that would be useful, yes'
'sorry, we cant do that'

i was looking on ryanair the other day as a mate from work raves about them
and the surcharges are not bad at all.

if you wanna go away for a nice weekend, or a day abroad. then you get away with your flight and one £15 charge for admin or something.

its only when you start taking more bags, sport equipment, instruments. have kids i think was one.

there are a massive list. but when it boils down to it. you only pay one!

[Lee]

i was looking on ryanair the other day as a mate from work raves about them
and the surcharges are not bad at all.

if you wanna go away for a nice weekend, or a day abroad. then you get away with your flight and one £15 charge for admin or something.

its only when you start taking more bags, sport equipment, instruments. have kids i think was one.

there are a massive list. but when it boils down to it. you only pay one!

Not flown with them for a few years so it may well have had a shake down, but believe me, it used to be laughable!

[Ben]

Just dont forget to print your boarding pass with ryanair, £50 for them to do it for you lol