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mowgli
26-04-10, 09:06 PM
i will find a prize for the person who can guess exactly how our work internet connection failed..... our office is on a farm, if that helps..... get thinking folks.......

Iain
26-04-10, 09:07 PM
Pigs.... Did something.

mowgli
26-04-10, 09:08 PM
Pigs.... Did something.

nope.... neither oinkers nor rozzers....

craig green
26-04-10, 09:09 PM
The ISDN line perished from too much cow sh*t?

Mattman
26-04-10, 09:10 PM
Chickens?

Mazz
26-04-10, 09:10 PM
56k modem died?

bai1ey
26-04-10, 09:12 PM
my guess would be a goat chewed his way though the telephone internet cable some how

Mattman
26-04-10, 09:13 PM
The farmer drove his tractor, towing the trailer with the pigs in going to market, through the wall of the room the main connection is in which in turn allowed the chickens into the room, seeing this the dogs ran after the chickens as they are trained to round them up if they get a bit lary. Nothing to do with the connection failing as I think the farmer's wife pulled the plug out the wall.....lol

mowgli
26-04-10, 09:21 PM
still all wrong... its an isdn line... it doesn't go anywhere near animal poo....

General Baxter
26-04-10, 09:23 PM
did YOU eat the cable ?

Andy
26-04-10, 09:23 PM
it got rotavated up?

wwmnw
26-04-10, 09:23 PM
You tripped over a wire and pulled it out of the modem?

mowgli
26-04-10, 09:23 PM
no, baxter, for once i had nothing to do with this particular disastor....

mowgli
26-04-10, 09:24 PM
it got rotavated up?

the crops are growing, a tractor didn't do it...

mowgli
26-04-10, 09:24 PM
You tripped over a wire and pulled it out of the modem?

if i'd done that, i would not have started a thread

Andy
26-04-10, 09:25 PM
struck by lightning?

Iain
26-04-10, 09:25 PM
You forgot to turn the computer on.

wwmnw
26-04-10, 09:25 PM
The farm uses Talk Talk (like me) and as always their connection dropped when you're doing something important?

General Baxter
26-04-10, 09:25 PM
fire rats ?

MK999
26-04-10, 09:26 PM
It's on virgin and it cut out all by itself?

General Baxter
26-04-10, 09:26 PM
looking at to much porn, and the modem got all wet, and fell out the window?

mowgli
26-04-10, 09:27 PM
the server didn't fail.... something random caused it........

mowgli
26-04-10, 09:27 PM
looking at to much porn, and the modem got all wet, and fell out the window?

is that why you disappeared in the new year?????

General Baxter
26-04-10, 09:28 PM
maybe lol

brainsnova
26-04-10, 09:29 PM
you were all playing farmville.

mowgli
26-04-10, 09:33 PM
is that the shyte thing on basefook????? if so, then no......

Jack
26-04-10, 09:38 PM
Farmer wanted some firewood so chopped a telegraph pole down? lol

mowgli
26-04-10, 09:39 PM
Farmer wanted some firewood so chopped a telegraph pole down? lol

better..... and getting warmer...

Andy
26-04-10, 09:40 PM
They mistook it for a tree?

wwmnw
26-04-10, 09:40 PM
better..... and getting warmer...

Chopped through the line while getting some firewood?

mowgli
26-04-10, 09:43 PM
nope nope nope

General Baxter
26-04-10, 09:44 PM
ffs,

did you stick it up your **** ?

mowgli
26-04-10, 09:44 PM
no, stop using your own experiences as a basis for your answers

Andy
26-04-10, 09:45 PM
gyppo's rived it to bits for the copper?

mowgli
26-04-10, 09:45 PM
ok, clue time...... it was done using a piece of equipment that all farmers own

General Baxter
26-04-10, 09:45 PM
did you put it between two bits of bread and ate it ?

edit, did you attack it with a pitch falk lol then shout, oooo get off my land ?

Benn
26-04-10, 09:46 PM
A small boy in the South west asked his dad to go on a walking holiday, so off they went. They walked for miles camping in the night then walking more in the day.

One night it was very cold, so they cut down a tree inthe dark to burn, finding it had wire on the top.. They used this to hold up tea mugs for a not hot drink.

The next day thought used some wood from it to catch rainbow trout in the local river and eat said fish on a big fire.

Did the kid start a fire in the basement or your work?

Andy
26-04-10, 09:46 PM
ok, clue time...... it was done using a piece of equipment that all farmers own
Shotgun??

General Baxter
26-04-10, 09:47 PM
did mike come and look at it, and it just exploded ? lol

Rexy
26-04-10, 09:47 PM
A big bear came out the woods and shouted Yarmmm mon non non im hungry. He then found a picnic basket near a telegraph pole which was left there by mowgli for lunch. He sat down opened it and shat himself at what was inside... He ran straight into the telegraph pole which was carrying the offices broadband this fell hit the bear on the head and killed him. The broadband was still working at this point until a ferret came along and tripped over the broadband line snagged his foot and chewed through it to escape.

mowgli
26-04-10, 09:49 PM
Shotgun??


we have a winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the only problem is that none of us did it................ but the wire had a failure in the middle of the run & the engineer replaced the whole section, then showed us the bit...... it had dozens of tiny puncture marks in it......

General Baxter
26-04-10, 09:49 PM
throw it as the bus driver ?

Jon_nova1
26-04-10, 09:49 PM
oops too late lol

Jack
26-04-10, 09:50 PM
ok, clue time...... it was done using a piece of equipment that all farmers own
Something to do with a clapped out range rover? lol

wwmnw
26-04-10, 09:50 PM
A big bear came out the woods and shouted Yarmmm mon non non im hungry. He then found a picnic basket near a telegraph pole which was left there by mowgli for lunch. He sat down opened it and shat himself at what was inside... He ran straight into the telegraph pole which was carrying the offices broadband this fell hit the bear on the head and killed him. The broadband was still working at this point until a ferret came along and tripped over the broadband line snagged his foot and chewed through it to escape.

True story?

mowgli
26-04-10, 09:50 PM
A big bear came out the woods and shouted Yarmmm mon non non im hungry. He then found a picnic basket near a telegraph pole which was left there by mowgli for lunch. He sat down opened it and shat himself at what was inside... He ran straight into the telegraph pole which was carrying the offices broadband this fell hit the bear on the head and killed him. The broadband was still working at this point until a ferret came along and tripped over the broadband line snagged his foot and chewed through it to escape.

you get the honourable mention for the most random answer. i truly wish it had happened like that... but i do think you should lay off the elmer fudd cartoons for a bit

General Baxter
26-04-10, 09:50 PM
Something to do with a clapped out range rover? lol

cant be that, it would not even have the offroad capabilty to run over it, lol

Danny s-p
26-04-10, 09:52 PM
did some one wipe the pole out in a tractor so it cut the interweb of

to late lol

mowgli
26-04-10, 09:52 PM
did some one wipe the pole out in a tractor so it cut the interweb of

try reading from page 1

Rexy
26-04-10, 09:53 PM
:D Its the kinda **** that goes through my head all day :D

mowgli
26-04-10, 09:54 PM
:D Its the kinda **** that goes through my head all day :D

try to buy a better paint mask

General Baxter
26-04-10, 09:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmD_8cBqhW0

wwmnw
26-04-10, 09:55 PM
try to buy a better paint mask

Or stay off the drugs.

Rexy
26-04-10, 09:58 PM
its all about the thinners. . .

mowgli
26-04-10, 10:00 PM
its all about the thinners. . .

i bought some of that... i'm still the same weight... should i return i for a refund????

Rexy
26-04-10, 10:03 PM
Bom Bom TISH! get your coat matey. lol

Mike
26-04-10, 10:27 PM
ok, clue time...... it was done using a piece of equipment that all farmers own

Hedge cutting equipment connected to a tracter took out a telegraph pole :cool:

EDIT: Note to self, read entire thread before posting.....

mowgli
26-04-10, 10:30 PM
Hedge cutting equipment connected to a tracter took out a telegraph pole :cool:

2 reasons why you are wrong.....

1. it is against the law for farmers to cut hedges when birds are nesting (think on bloody gardeners)

2. andy already got it correct about an hour ago

Mike
26-04-10, 10:31 PM
1. it is against the law for farmers to cut hedges when birds are nesting (think on bloody gardeners)

2. andy already got it correct about an hour ago

Pah! Technicalitys lol lol lol

Although the shotgun to phone line does sound pretty good actually

Lee
26-04-10, 11:01 PM
Rexy has been watching too much Yogi bear