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4 reasons why i hate her, with every bone in my body:
1- she looks like a brontosaurus
2- i reckon i could easily fit 1 of my size 11's in her mouth
3- if you look at her when she talks her mouth is all over the gaff
4- she lost in that valver to a rover!
and lets face it, no self respecting man is going to be told what car to buy by a girl who wares a blouse!
and 5th gear is merely a 30 minute warm up until top gear is on!
Rant over, Agree or not?.........
'bird from 5th gear' :d
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I wouldn't touch VBH if she was the last woman on the planet.
Scratch that, I would touch her, but it would be repeatedly in the face with a flaming baseball bat at speed.
Nothing wrong with vicki butler henderson. That race with the Rover against Jezza was scripted.
Shes a Lovely girl who can drive.
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Can she though? Whenever I've seen on on Fifth Gear, she just seems to be wrenching the handbrake on and jolting cars all over the place.
Not saying I'm a better driver, because I'm almost certainly not, but when I see the other "racing drivers" on there - i.e. Tiff and Jason - they both seem to be able to handle a car much better than she can
Not saying I'm a better driver, because I'm almost certainly not, but when I see the other "racing drivers" on there - i.e. Tiff and Jason - they both seem to be able to handle a car much better than she can
To be fair they can handle a car much better than the majority of mortal humans, but I agree it is a bit night and day between those 2 and VBH.
'bird from 5th gear' :d
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thats the onelol i dont think she deserves a name, that mouth is a gift from satan
You've obviously not seen her trying.
Pistol Pete
26-04-10, 07:26 PM
I'd do her. Husky (NOT MANLY lol) voice.
You've obviously not seen her trying.
Agreed. She was a racing instructor at silverstone. You dont get that job by being crap lol
And Id hit it 3 times.
i cant stand her. stupid gobby bitch, she cant drive for sh*t either, the other 2 show her up big time when they drive together. but then agin i hate Tiff as well, possibly even more. i'd like to fire them into the sun in a rocket lol
Agreed. She was a racing instructor at silverstone. You dont get that job by being crap lol
And Id hit it 3 times.
You knows it!
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Mattman
26-04-10, 08:03 PM
Personally I would hit that all day as long as she only opened her mouth for one thing.
nova_saloon
26-04-10, 08:06 PM
dont like her but she would get it in the bum bum
craig green
26-04-10, 08:34 PM
chain smoking ladyboy thay used to write for max power. nuff said.
You forgot heavy drinking Craig!
But to be fair, I've spannered for her and Tiff before, and despite the foul mouth, chain smoking and hangover, she was mighty good company and far from shabby behind the wheel.
No she's not as good as Tiff and Jason, but then she's not competed for as long at such high levels. It was the first time she'd driven a car with downforce in competition and she held her own in an experienced field!
She's got a posh wobbly gob and has probably had more racing drivers inside her then the tunnel in Monaco
craig green
26-04-10, 09:07 PM
You forgot heavy drinking Craig!
She is a MAN! lol
Danny s-p
26-04-10, 10:28 PM
4 reasons why i hate her, with every bone in my body:
1- she looks like a brontosaurus
2- i reckon i could easily fit 1 of my size 11's in her mouth
3- if you look at her when she talks her mouth is all over the gaff
4- she lost in that valver to a rover!
and lets face it, no self respecting man is going to be told what car to buy by a girl who wares a blouse!
and 5th gear is merely a 30 minute warm up until top gear is on!
Rant over, Agree or not?.........
the valver was a set up she was made to lose it. so every little boy racer did not go out and dump a valver in and go fly round mc d car park. Waite there most of that last bit still happened lol
novaload1992
26-04-10, 11:14 PM
she is annoying
poultergeist
26-04-10, 11:19 PM
She is my ideal woman!
Can drive better than most if not all of you haters,aint bad looking,nice posh husky voice,and her laugh/squeal gives me a semi lob everytime!!
I don't hate her because of her driving ability, i'm sure she is very good. She just generally annoys me.
brainsnova
26-04-10, 11:41 PM
she's ok and can get her hands on any car so **** it :d
craig green
26-04-10, 11:47 PM
She is my ideal woman!
Can drive better than most if not all of you haters,aint bad looking,nice posh husky voice,and her laugh/squeal gives me a semi lob everytime!!
True, her squeal does stir my sacks a tad.
GRUNT 16V
27-04-10, 10:35 AM
she fugly !!!!!!!!!! and cannot drive a valver nova
ben doodar
27-04-10, 03:31 PM
I'd rotten it.
She is my ideal woman!
Can drive better than most if not all of you haters,aint bad looking,nice posh husky voice,and her laugh/squeal gives me a semi lob everytime!!
no
she fugly !!!!!!!!!! and cannot drive a valver nova
that rover v8 with 300hp was a sack of cack, it was totally scripted & stop mentioning that sodding video.......
dj_wudgey
28-04-10, 10:31 PM
she p*sses me of aswel she sounds like shes smoked 10million bensons ha ha!
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