jkhilton
25-04-03, 11:56 AM
A doctor had a reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex
> life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help
> them.
>
> The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough physical
> exams,
> psychological exams, and various tests and then concluded, "Yes, I am
> happy to say that I believe I can help you."
>
> "On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some
> grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir,
> roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's
> love canal. Then on your hands and knees you must crawl to her like a
> leopard and retrive the grape using only your tongue.
>
> "Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room,
> toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole.
> Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut."
>
> The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful.
> They told their friends, Mr & Mrs. Green that they should see the good
> doctor.
>
> The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless
> he
> felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical and the same
> battery of tests. Then told the greens the bad news.
>
> "I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life
> is as good as it will ever be, I cannot help."
>
> The Greens pleaded with him, and said, "You helped our friends the Browns,
> now please, please help us."
>
> "Well, all right," the doctor said. "On your way home from my office, stop
> at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of Cheerios...."
>
> life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help
> them.
>
> The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough physical
> exams,
> psychological exams, and various tests and then concluded, "Yes, I am
> happy to say that I believe I can help you."
>
> "On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some
> grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir,
> roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's
> love canal. Then on your hands and knees you must crawl to her like a
> leopard and retrive the grape using only your tongue.
>
> "Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room,
> toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole.
> Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut."
>
> The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful.
> They told their friends, Mr & Mrs. Green that they should see the good
> doctor.
>
> The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless
> he
> felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical and the same
> battery of tests. Then told the greens the bad news.
>
> "I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life
> is as good as it will ever be, I cannot help."
>
> The Greens pleaded with him, and said, "You helped our friends the Browns,
> now please, please help us."
>
> "Well, all right," the doctor said. "On your way home from my office, stop
> at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of Cheerios...."
>