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Connor
15-04-10, 12:33 PM
LOOKSIE (http://news.bbc.co.uk/)
Meh, bit dramatic or is it just me :p
Whats a bit of ash going to do :d

Keif
15-04-10, 12:35 PM
Meh, bit dramatic or is it just me :p
Whats a bit of ash going to do :d

Just you. :d

I think the clue word will be visibility. :p

Novaboi_1991
15-04-10, 12:37 PM
Radar? lol.

Connor
15-04-10, 12:39 PM
Well i know about as much as a donkey about flying planes,
but surely when the visibility is low they have a big switch with autopilot on,
or is that just in games :d

Keif
15-04-10, 12:40 PM
In actual fact, sod visibility.

Engine + ash = dead engine.

Connor
15-04-10, 12:40 PM
Like when the weather is bad like snow and stuff surely the visibility cant be worse than ash ?

Lee
15-04-10, 12:40 PM
Read this..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Airways_Flight_9

That might change your mind a tad lol

Connor
15-04-10, 12:41 PM
In actual fact, sod visibility.

Engine + ash = dead engine.

Ohh now you mention it :roll: lol

Jackroadkill
15-04-10, 12:41 PM
In actual fact, sod visibility.

Engine + ash = dead engine.

That's what the bloke from the Air Traffic people said when interviewed on Radio 4 this morning.

Keif
15-04-10, 12:46 PM
A test just to see what ash is going to do, start your Nova then throw the contents of the bottom of the BBQ you had at the weekend in your air intake, see how long it still runs. lol

Connor
15-04-10, 12:47 PM
A test just to see what ash is going to do, start your Nova then throw the contents of the bottom of the BBQ you had at the weekend in your air intake, see how long it still runs. lol

Pass on that lol

End of Discussion,
i will go stand in the corner shall i :d

Keif
15-04-10, 12:48 PM
I'll join you.

Visibility FFS! :tard:

mowgli
15-04-10, 12:48 PM
funny how that flight from vancouver managed to fly thru it & land ok about an hour ago........



this will really upset the global warming lot, cos a good volcanic eruption will lower the global temperature by blanking out the sun a bit & all the sulphur it emits lowers the temp.....
back to my argument against low sulphur fuel...

Novaboi_1991
15-04-10, 12:51 PM
pmsl. didnt think of that. my van runs bad enough as it is so i wont be conducting this experiment.

Southie
15-04-10, 12:51 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/7/4/128912010379986775.jpg

Stuart
15-04-10, 01:02 PM
Also ash can sandblast the screen on jets so there is no visability at all ever lol

Better to be safe than sorry really

Jack
15-04-10, 01:04 PM
LOL was going to say about the 747 that was turned into a fat glider a few years back.

Its unlikely anything would happen, but its all about risk management. Say they sent an aircraft up in the air and it did develop engine failure, and dropped out of the air with loss of all lives. You can bet they'd be paying out £££££££ in compensation to the families because "they shouldn't have flown knowing the risk" etc, blah blah.

mowgli
15-04-10, 01:07 PM
LOL was going to say about the 747 that was turned into a fat glider a few years back.

Its unlikely anything would happen, but its all about risk management. Say they sent an aircraft up in the air and it did develop engine failure, and dropped out of the air with loss of all lives. You can bet they'd be paying out £££££££ in compensation to the families because "they shouldn't have flown knowing the risk" etc, blah blah.

except ryanair of course.....

Connor
15-04-10, 01:07 PM
http://yankeeschick.mlblogs.com/chuck-carlton-businessman-sitting-in-corner-with-dunce-hat.jpg

Southie
15-04-10, 01:18 PM
COUGH ;) mischief corner lol

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/GUIN-businessman-sitting-in-corner-.jpg

mowgli
15-04-10, 01:24 PM
he bloody gets everywhere

Connor
15-04-10, 01:29 PM
Haha love it Southie
Naughty Guin :p

DAFTJOHN
15-04-10, 01:38 PM
Strange coincidence I just received a Key Ring today made out of that 747 that lost all 4 engines back in the 80's

I'm a pilot and I'm allowed to go flying today :p I could make a fortune ferrying folk about

burgo
15-04-10, 01:49 PM
homer simpson doesnt look so silly with his volcano insurance now ;)

mowgli
15-04-10, 01:49 PM
Strange coincidence I just received a Key Ring today made out of that 747 that lost all 4 engines back in the 80's

I'm a pilot and I'm allowed to go flying today :p I could make a fortune ferrying folk about

http://www.comedy.co.uk/images/library/comedies/180x200/t/the_high_life.jpg

DAFTJOHN
15-04-10, 02:06 PM
http://www.comedy.co.uk/images/library/comedies/180x200/t/the_high_life.jpg


hahaha not quite

Jack
15-04-10, 02:19 PM
Strange coincidence I just received a Key Ring today made out of that 747 that lost all 4 engines back in the 80's
You must have massive pockets

mowgli
15-04-10, 02:20 PM
and big keys

DAFTJOHN
15-04-10, 02:27 PM
You must have massive pockets


There was a mention of a boil wash and then ship out for delivery? That may explain why it's suitable for everyday use

Mike
15-04-10, 04:33 PM
Selfish icelandic w@nkers :(

mowgli
15-04-10, 09:00 PM
Selfish icelandic w@nkers :(

selling fish is their biggest industry

dannyb
16-04-10, 10:31 AM
Selfish icelandic w@nkers :(
First it's their banks, now its volcanic eruptions....

brownbear
16-04-10, 02:20 PM
Dear Ólafur Ragnar GrÃ*msson, I said send cash not ash, Love Gordon Brown.

mowgli
16-04-10, 02:22 PM
maybe there was a typo & the c was missing from the letter......

'sent us the fu_king _ash you theiving _unt' for example

brownbear
16-04-10, 02:23 PM
lol

dj_wudgey
16-04-10, 05:45 PM
In actual fact, sod visibility.

Engine + ash = dead engine.

yea they said the ash and debris could fook up the engines and **** bin on a plane if that happens lol