wheel problem

[Dave]

right there has been a bloke has started at work who has an vectra sri with the 16'' 4 stud twin spoke wheels. I WANT THESE WHEELS, what's gonna be the best way to get him to agree to letting me have them??!
(an no i'm not gonna either shoot him or sleep with him before someone starts! (micky))

[Benjoyce]

if in good condition, offer him about 300 beer tokens

[wisewood]

alternatively "borrow" his alarm remote, turn off alarm and "borrow" his alloys and then replace them with some steelies - activate alarm and replace remote before he notices :lol:

[Dave]

would need to borrow the key to his locker an find the locking key aswell
as you can see i've already thought about this one!! :lol:

[Anton]

sell him your sister if you have one

[wisewood]

if you dont have one, sell him mine :lol:

[Cara]

just ask him ..........

[wisewood]

oh well isnt Cara just in the most sensible mood ever today!!!


:lol: how are ya anyway?

[Dave]

post a pic then wise an i'll see what the result is! ant i want to get the wheels not scare him off!!

[wisewood]

hang on then, i got a pic somewhere... its online i just gotta figure out where it is.

**edit**

Found it... the hand on her shoulder is mine, but i cut myself off the pic lol.
http://www2.novaload.net/files/wisewood/sis.gif

[Dave]

just ask him ..........

that would be far too easy an sensible

[Cara]

lol men have to go about things the hardest way

[Anton]

how olds your sis andy?

[Jules]

Ask him if they're on the insurance, offer him some nuggets for 'em and then claim they were stolen one night (Not that I'd recommend any such action as it's illegal and fradulent and it's generally frowned upon..)
:wink:

[Dave]

any reserve wise or free to good home??!
that is if anton don't out bid him!!!

[Benjoyce]

looks like she's got some lungs on her!! :wink: :P :twisted:

[Anton]

really ben?! I have to say i didnt notice :roll:

[Benjoyce]

i notice these things!! they usually pertrude out at me!

[Anton]

andy, you noticed whats written under what i drive :lol:



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[Benjoyce]

very good!! shouldn't it say andys sister tho???

[Anton]

:lol: obviously hasnt noticed this yet :roll:

[Dave]

too busy lookin after linz! :wink:
expecting a slap for that one!!

[wisewood]

i noticed Ant dont worry ;)

i know damn well you wouldnt stand a chance in hell with my sister though... trust me, i know.

However, Micky might have a chance... depending how tall he is.
If he aint too tall, he's spot on - right hair style and drives her favorite car... and yes she is that shallow.

[Anton]

damn. hairdresser car lets me down again LMFAO

so how old is she ne ways?

[Benjoyce]

this topics gone from nicking wheels to wise's sisters boobs!!

[wisewood]

She'll be 18 in october this year Ant...


and Ben ha a point, back to the topic now PLEASE!

[Anton]

yes vectra wheels err very nice

//( o Y o )\\

[Benjoyce]

boobs are good tho!

some are even better than the bestest alloys there are!

you seen those constantly spinning ones on the big american hummers etc? they are well good! shaq o'neil has got 27's!!

[Dave]

how do you know the size of shaquille o'neils boobs?

[Benjoyce]

he's a big bloke, 7ft 1in, 338lbs!! thats a big bloke he's gotta have some big boobs!

and nice wheels on his hummer

[wisewood]

lmfao - yeah i threw her outta the way as she was starting to laugh a bit too much for my liking while talking to you micky, and i read what ya were sayin and it was steadily getting back to the normal you :lol:

Dont think you showed off yer hog... but i might be wrong.

as for the pic of my mum, its from the post about Fester chatting her up on msn while i was in teh kitchen having a smoke :lol: Damn that was funny.

[wisewood]

will let you know mate - maybe on msn with web cam this time lmfao.

[wisewood]

she'll be at home in bed mate, she is quite ill at the moment.

[wisewood]

no idea mate - not really seen her since sunday when i got home, she been hidden away in her room being ill - comes down from time to time for a smoke and then sulks off back upstairs again > not spoken to her at all for about two weeks now lol.