Andrex Loo Roll

[Lynsey]

Ok, you guys *ahem-Mike* are always on about pooing so if any of you use Andrex, please could you send me your puppy codes if you don't collect them? They're printed on the pack now instead of being cut-out coupons. I really want the Dawg teddy :)

Cheers :)

[Andy]

i use the packet though after ive run out

[Jack]

thought you were going to ask for the used remnants then http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-byodood.gif

[Nova_Tek]

lol slippery wipe

[Lynsey]

You're all *****rs. :p Even you, Birthday boy.

[Lynsey]

ming ers.

[Mike]

I love having a good old poo me :) nothing better to whittle away the hours IMO :)

Lynz, you on about the Andrex beanie teddy dogs that you can get via ebay for 99p +postage (just checked :thumb: )

[Lynsey]

I want the big ladd :) for my sister- she loves Labs :)

[Mike]

I want the big ladd :) for my sister- she loves Labs :)

I only found 3 on eBay? 2 of them are PJ's bag/holder type things?? Or is there like a 10 reg Labrador new model type beanie dawg out???

[Lynsey]

I need to check ebay :thumb: cheers. I'll just spend myt tokens on Andrex Moist then lol

[Andy]

I need to check ebay :thumb: cheers. I'll just spend myt tokens on Andrex Moist then lol
i like the sound of that type of bog roll? I once ran out and used parazone bleach wipes,that was an interesting moment:wtf:

[Mike]

Ive wiped my ass with baby wipes before. Never EVER again! Feels proper rank :S

You should find one somewhere on eBay Lynz :thumb:

[Andy]

Ive wiped my ass with baby wipes before. Never EVER again! Feels proper rank :S
:thumb:
Theyre ok,but yellow pages/daily star etc is a no no unless in emergencies:tard: lol

[Lee]

I prefer cheap bogroll, you know your ass is clean when it pulls the skin off as well :)

[Mike]

Theyre ok,but yellow pages/daily star etc is a no no unless in emergencies:tard: lol

Newspapers gotta be a ring ripper for sure :tard: god i bet that hurts :eek:

[Andy]

LMFAO,40 grit ar5e rag lol lol lol

[Mike]

LMFAO,40 grit ar5e rag lol lol lol

Fook that :eek: ive got a mahoosive roll of 80grit int bread van, hurts like a cmuntfcuker when across yer knuckles let alone a plush soft delicate ring peice!

[Lee]

Fook that :eek: ive got a mahoosive roll of 80grit int bread van, hurts like a cmuntfcuker when across yer knuckles let alone a plush soft delicate ring peice!

So on reflection, some wet 2000 grit should polish your sherrifs badge till you can see your face in it?

[Dan]

newspaper probably hurts but you wouldnt have a finger slip through on a bad day would ya lol lol lol

[Dan]

as regards the 2000 grit, again probably good followed by some G3 and a buff

[Mike]

newspaper probably hurts but you wouldnt have a finger slip through on a bad day would ya lol lol lol

Baby wipes do that :(


So on reflection, some wet 2000 grit should polish your sherrifs badge till you can see your face in it?

Id still rather use the blunt side wet tho lol

[Lee]

newspaper probably hurts but you wouldnt have a finger slip through on a bad day would ya lol lol lol

ooo i dunno, if its under your fingernail, its not in your freckle :)

[Andy]

Fook that :eek: ive got a mahoosive roll of 80grit int bread van, hurts like a cmuntfcuker when across yer knuckles let alone a plush soft delicate ring peice!
lol ive never used sandpaper!!! i meant cheap bog roll feels like your using sandpaper lol lol lol
Man that would bring a whole (lol) new meaning to the saying "like a blood orange" lol lol lol lol

[Stuart]

We use baby wipes... its ace, no ass wasps here

[Mike]

We use baby wipes... its ace, no ass wasps here

Blergh :S

The only wet thing that ever gets near my outy hole is splashback werter & bath tub werter!

Personally I prefer the porcelain splashback werter, wakes you up at 6am a treat :cool:

[mowgli]

if you've never used dock leaves, you've never lived.....


lynz, you have pm

[Andy]

lol like a poormans B Day Mike lol

[Lee]

Blergh :S

The only wet thing that ever gets near my outy hole is splashback werter & bath tub werter!

Personally I prefer the porcelain splashback werter, wakes you up at 6am a treat :cool:

Thats ok unless you release a proper anvil and it splooshes over into your jockeys :(

[Mike]

lol like a poormans B Day Mike lol

Washing it once a day keeps the anal crabs away :thumb: stick to that rule in life & your sorted ;)

[Mike]

Thats ok unless you release a proper anvil and it splooshes over into your jockeys :(

I go on a bad para trip when i have a clanger at your house Lee, the splooooshes surely can be heard all over the house!!

This is why I tend to leave them floating at Frankley services North lol

[Spudly]

Lol a few sheets of bog roll down the bog first eliminates any splashbacks, no soggy ass here lol

[Mike]

Lol a few sheets of bog roll down the bog first eliminates any splashbacks, no soggy ass here lol

Or just fúck it an hover if your at a motorway services lol lol lol lol

[Andy]

Yep, a good crashmat ensures a quiet,controlled explosion

[Lee]

This is why I tend to leave them floating at Frankley services North lol

You need to be careful leaving them bobbing on the surface, you could easily cause a pole shift!

[Mike]

You need to be careful leaving them bobbing on the surface, you could easily cause a pole shift!

Or anal seepage if not released properly :)

[Jack]

I went about 7 days without logging when I had my RPLND. That was an experience.


You're all *****rs. :p Even you, Birthday boy.
I'd have said especially me lol

[burgo]

Lol a few sheets of bog roll down the bog first eliminates any splashbacks, no soggy ass here lolspud knows the score :d couple of sheets to wipe the seat then lob them down the loo for no splash back

[Mike]

Now im home an back in the orifice, im planning on having a right cracking turd :)

[Southie]

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/Smilie%20GIFs/smiley1356.gif

[Andy]

spud knows the score :d couple of sheets to wipe the seat then lob them down the loo for no splash back
Agreed,some places/pubs etc it is mandatory to place a gasket on the seat 1st....

[Spudly]

Agreed,some places/pubs etc it is mandatory to place a gasket on the seat 1st....



Rofflemyassgasket @ that one lol

[Lynsey]

C'mon lads, if you're using wasting half the roll making 'gaskets' and 'cushions' you must have some codes for me :) or maybe you just don't poo as much as you pretend to lol

[bazil]

t other half has codes for you, pm to follow soon :)

[sparkie1401]

im sorry Lynz we only have cheapo stuff or id gladly help your situation

[Jon_nova1]

and the last 4 pages of discussion is why i make sure i buy big packs....sorry, its asda shades though lol

[Lynsey]

Thanks Bazil :)

Sparkie- Dougie got some awful stuff once but I always get the best. More expensive or not, I go for a lot of wees and my chuff deserves the best :thumb:

[Spudly]

Lmfao, i think that was a little too much info there Lynz lol

[bazil]

:confused: em its tokens ive got, it says andrex puppy 2 tokens, ive got 2 of them or is that now 4?? is that what you need?

[Lynsey]

Only being honest Spud!

Bazil- yeah kinda. Well, I am collecting the tokens too but what I was asking for is the code... It should be printed on the inside of the packaging :) It should be a 10 digit code :)

[Andy]

pm'd

[Lynsey]

Lol a few sheets of bog roll down the bog first eliminates any splashbacks, no soggy ass here lol



Lmfao, i think that was a little too much info there Lynz lol

I obviously learn from the best. Yous a bad influence!

[bazil]

sorry lynz its only the tokens i have, must be out of date bog roll lol, i checked the andrex site but no tokens on my product, its the aloe vera stuff too:d

[Lynsey]

Okies, thank you anyway :) I think they've bought the codes in recently, my pack has tokens and codes on it- BONUS!

[sparkie1401]

LYnz im going to rep you for that statement, BRILLIANT

all chuffs, flus, tuppies should only ever have the best lol

believe me when i tell you if God created anything finer than a lady flu and a pair of nice tits he kept it to himslef lol

[draper]

if it tokens you want i can get you hundreds, i work at the company that make the film/bags ;)

[mowgli]

if it tokens you want i can get you hundreds, i work at the company that make the film/bags ;)

i bet your careers guidance advisor never saw that one coming, bogroll bag maker........

[draper]

i bet your careers guidance advisor never saw that one coming, bogroll bag maker........

tell me about, just winning on so many levels :roll:

the worst part is alot of the people there think its a good job/career lol
factory mentality FTL

[mowgli]

damper, i've done some shocking jobs to keep my family fed, its all part of life..... I'm now a desk jockey for our family haulage firm, i go home clean at the end of the day...... it pays ok though, but after 10 years doing construction work, it was a shock..

[draper]

damper, i've done some shocking jobs to keep my family fed, its all part of life..... I'm now a desk jockey for our family haulage firm, i go home clean at the end of the day...... it pays ok though, but after 10 years doing construction work, it was a shock..


thats what i keep telling myself mate, id rather make bogroll bags than claim ;)

its a means to an end as im at collee anyway so meh
would of stopped here if they'd of done what they said in my interview and let me move onto the maintenance team once im trained on the machinery but there loss :thumb:

[Lynsey]

Does anyone happen to have any codes for me pleeease?! :p

[mowgli]

i will push for some later.....

have you won anything yet?????

pics of puppies etc???? (worth a try)

[Lynsey]

LMAO good try :) I kinda emailed them and told them that I'd not received the codes in exchange for the tokens which I sent off, so she sent me some free codes :)