View Full Version : 1st Holiday With My Gf Been Booked...
NovaLad
27-03-10, 12:05 PM
Well not just for me and her i'm afraid... :(
I'm now going away with my Gf, Her brother, Brothers Gf & Her Mum & Dad in june to turkey...
I've been turkey about 9 times before so i know what to expect there but what have i got to come with me going with her rents etc... lol.
Also never been on a holiday with a girlfriend before.
Anyone got any stories?
Please share!
xx kisses
NovaLad
27-03-10, 12:09 PM
3 Rooms with double beds have been booked :)
lee-loon
27-03-10, 12:10 PM
Take some rubbers,don't dip your nuts in her mother or her brothers GF.
Factor 50
lee-loon
27-03-10, 12:11 PM
Take some rubbers,don't dip your nuts in her mother or her brothers GF.
Factor 50
3 Rooms with double beds have been booked :)
Better make sure you don't get picked out the hat by her dad then :eek:
Be worried if you walk in and the car keys are in a bowl on the living room table.
brainsnova
27-03-10, 12:13 PM
Better make sure you don't get picked out the hat by her dad then :eek:
best pack the vaseline in your case then :eek:
NovaLad
27-03-10, 12:15 PM
Maybe i should rephrase everthing or add something...
Her parents get on great with me and they are very ok with everything to say she's 16 lol.
She's on the implant so don't use rubbers.
Mainly after stories that people have had going away with the rent in laws. etc...
Or stuff to be carefull not to do or say ha1
Nova_Tek
27-03-10, 12:18 PM
Meh as long as you have booked 3 double rooms it's all good (tell the hotel to give your room in the other block lol )
Just be an saint arond them and do what you want when you're in the room with your gf lol (that's if the rooms are not next to each other)
Problem is not accidently doing things to your gf's mum or her bro's gf it's holding ourself back with all the fit Russian birds in Turkey, as well as other fit foreigners, there will be loads of them. And quite often topless.
Don't forget mate, no contraceptive is 100%. Don't wanna hear you're gonna be a dad when you return lol
FUKKIN BOLLOCKS TO GOING AWAY WITH IN LAWS!!!!!!
I'd rather smear dog sh1t round my lips!
Don't get p!ssed up with the lads round the table (bro and dad) and go on to tell them about ragging your gf and how you asked her to sh!t on your chest. lol
Nova_Tek
27-03-10, 12:22 PM
Where you going by the way? Which hotel
NovaLad
27-03-10, 12:23 PM
Where you going by the way? Which hotel
Not sure pal...
Why?
FUKKIN BOLLOCKS TO GOING AWAY WITH IN LAWS!!!!!!
I'd rather smear dog sh1t round my lips!
quoted for truth
although my inlaws dont like me anyway, i dont even get invited round for dinner :d
mine dont like me,but meh i'll still get to sleep tonight.....
Nova_Tek
27-03-10, 12:30 PM
Not sure pal...
Why?
Coz I'm coming with you! :roll: lol
Been to Turkey a few times so may have been to the same hotel/area etc
lee-loon
27-03-10, 12:33 PM
Wish I wo ****ing a 16 year old,happy days
NovaLad
27-03-10, 12:42 PM
How old are you?
Me?
I'm 19. lol
Twenteen next month
Nova_Tek
27-03-10, 12:42 PM
Wish I wo ****ing a 16 year old,happy days
^ straight to the point hey Lee lol
I went on holiday to the south of france with my (then) bf, his sister and brother-in-law and their parents years ago. It was a nightmare!! my bf's sister had just got pregnant so she spent the whole 2 weeks moaning and being sick.. (once on me Id like to add! :( )
We all wanted to do seperate things but only had one car. and everyone came back from the holiday saying that we would never do it again.. haha
I'm 19. lol
she's 16 lol.
BACK OF THE NET!
http://www.dominonations.com/uploaded/alan%20partridge.jpg
NovaLad
27-03-10, 12:51 PM
BACK OF THE NET!
http://www.dominonations.com/uploaded/alan%20partridge.jpg
LMFAOOOO!!!!!
FPMSL @ LiamN4aadP
Classic. That did actually make me laugh lol lol lol
+rep
"Kiss my face..."
lee-loon
27-03-10, 01:07 PM
^ straight to the point hey Lee lol
some one had to say it!
Any pictures?
Wana buy any?
4 year age gap is nothing. Cough lol
TBH, if you get on fine with her parents, whats to worry about? No different to staying round their house for a while. The only thing that would annoy me slightly is if you can't go off and do your own thing, but then I'm 27 lol
A 4year age gap is nothing if you are 20+.
BUT tbh a 4year age gap if youre 19 and shes 15 is an Issue IMHO
NovaLad
27-03-10, 04:07 PM
When i'm twenteen next month she will still be 16 LMAO!!!
NovaLad for president?
Take some rubbers,don't dip your nuts in her mother or her brothers GF.
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol Legend!
andy_mk3
27-03-10, 04:17 PM
BACK OF THE NET!
http://www.dominonations.com/uploaded/alan%20partridge.jpg
LMAO!
Smell my cheese lol
Joe Richardson
27-03-10, 06:32 PM
**** the inlaws off lol,i woudn't be going with them lol lol lol
do what you want mate,just watch out for them nasty turks :mad: :mad: :mad:
NovaLad
27-03-10, 06:43 PM
Them dirty turks! i know 1st hand of them... been 9 times like i said and past 2 times my step sis came and managed to sleep with 4 so i know what they are like.
Joe Richardson
27-03-10, 06:46 PM
Them dirty turks! i know 1st hand of them... been 9 times like i said and past 2 times my step sis came and managed to sleep with 4 so i know what they are like.
cunts pal !!!!!
Thats why i would never go there,you wouldn't see me there !!!
my step sis came and managed to sleep with 4
Got step sis's number????
chimp007_uk
27-03-10, 07:52 PM
Got step sis's number????
Smooth... :d lol
Bit of boot polish and your dad's old shirt and you'll be away!
Joe Richardson
27-03-10, 08:08 PM
pmsl !!!! lol
kelbelle
27-03-10, 08:30 PM
Martin's parents took Martin and I and his Brother and his Gf to New York just before xmas.
3 rooms with double beds and we were scattered on different floors of the hotel.
Our routine became, having breakfast and doing some touristy sight seeing in the morning as a group and then going our own way for lunch and the afternoon before meeting up for dinner.
It's hard to sleep in New York because of the car horns so martin and I would spend between 5 and 7 o clock in the morning having sex before getting dressed and meeting the rents for breakfast lol
Nova_Tek
27-03-10, 08:37 PM
No point blaming the locals for wanting to have a bit of how's your father with the holiday makers. If the man/woman visiting is up for it and allowing it then why are the locals being blamed for?
i once rented a large house in orlando with the wife & three very little kids, the mother in law & her young hubby, the aunt & uncle(from miami) & the cousin & her fiance(also yank)..... the mother in law & hubby booked into a motel up the road after one night.........it would appear that we were cramping their style a bit (she apparently is very noisy, so the missus told me when we got home!!!)
so its not just the young ones who are keen on a spot of tiffin of an afternoon, the parents might be up for some shaggery & will be sneaking off at every opportunity
Jon_nova1
27-03-10, 10:04 PM
make yourself look a complete t*at, that way you know you can never disappoint her parents again!
NovaLad
28-03-10, 03:11 PM
Found out that they have got us our very own appartment for me and my gf a seperate 1 for her brother and his gf and then the rent in laws are in a studio haha!
Can't wait now :)
NovaLad
28-03-10, 03:12 PM
Got step sis's number????
01 do 1. lol
mk1nova_rich
28-03-10, 04:25 PM
it will no doubt suck mate, went away in 2008 with girlfriend and her family. It was a pure sex ban :( never again, her old man will be watching you constantly to make sure you dont even do as much as hold her hand lol
Nova_Tek
28-03-10, 04:29 PM
Maybe they are testing you mate, giving you your own apartment and them being in a different block. They may do late night visits or just go by your room to see what's going on.
My mate went on hol with his gf and her parents. He had a feeling that he was being watched. So one night he stepped out of his room and waited down the hall from his hotel room. Saw his gf's dad quietly walk past their room lol.
Just one of them things, may get a pair of real cool rents of they maybe be watching you from a far.
Maybe they are testing you mate, giving you your own apartment and them being in a different block. They may do late night visits or just go by your room to see what's going on.
My mate went on hol with his gf and her parents. He had a feeling that he was being watched. So one night he stepped out of his room and waited down the hall from his hotel room. Saw his gf's dad quietly walk past their room lol.
Just one of them things, may get a pair of real cool rents of they maybe be watching you from a far.
Secret spy cameras planted in the room? lol
Nova_Tek
28-03-10, 04:41 PM
lol like the ones you can get on ebay for £9
lee-loon
28-03-10, 04:50 PM
lol like the ones you can get on ebay for £9
how do you no?haha
mk1nova_rich
28-03-10, 04:51 PM
how do you no?haha
theres a 300-page thread on them lol
Nova_Tek
28-03-10, 04:54 PM
how do you no?haha
http://www.pngclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=142008
That's how :p
lee-loon
28-03-10, 05:02 PM
can you get water proof cams for bathrooms showers etc?how small are they can i hide one?
only kidding
whatever you do dont pack a vibrator. it shows on the x rays.....:eek:
whatever you do dont pack a vibrator. it shows on the x rays.....:eek:
you know this how?????
Nova_Tek
28-03-10, 07:33 PM
lol roboshlong
Heres a top tip for turkey. Dont eat the beef. Whatever they put in their burgers I doubt it comes from a cow. The lamb kebabs though... there decent!
MattBrown
29-03-10, 12:36 AM
Her dads going to be shaggin your ass when he finds out what your doing to his little "Princess" beind doors lol
so if she is 15 now and you are 19 and already shagging her sod the age gap she is still a child mate and you have put it on the net what you have been upto with her woops.
Have fun tho.
Ernie, the 4 year age gap is because he's 20 soon, not the other way round :thumb: He's all legal, whether you frown upon him or high five him is personal choice not the law lol
MattBrown
29-03-10, 12:54 PM
Ernie, the 4 year age gap is because he's 20 soon, not the other way round :thumb: He's all legal, whether you frown upon him or high five him is personal choice not the law lol
Erm not quite...
He is "Having" a minor, imprisonable offence :roll:
mk1nova_rich
29-03-10, 12:59 PM
Erm not quite...
He is "Having" a minor, imprisonable offence :roll:
whats that then? :confused:
MattBrown
29-03-10, 01:00 PM
whats that then? :confused:
Sleeping with a child?
Seen it on hollyoaks lol
But surely its illegal:roll:
mk1nova_rich
29-03-10, 01:07 PM
shes 16 though, i dont understand what the problem is lol
her bro and her dad are going to dry rape yo ass.
NovaLad
29-03-10, 03:26 PM
lol at them replies.
It's not like i got with her and knew her age straight away.
I though she was about 17 or 18 because she doesn't look 16 trust me.
Also i met her at the gym not like some kiddy place so again it's not anything like you play out in your mind when it comes to a relationship at them ages.
Oh and she goes out to pubs, clubs etc...
4 years is nothing.
And age is a number.
novalad, the statement 'she doesn't look 16' has been a signpost on the road to hell (or prison) for many a man.......
i know a woman who consented for her 12 year old daughter to shag a waiter on holiday a few years back........ the daughter was bragging about it, and a lot of people stopped having anything to do with her or the daughter over it....
NovaLad
29-03-10, 03:38 PM
Ahh well... she's legal... her mum and dad both know what we are up to... end of.
If anyone wants to have a pop then come see me because it's probably the best relationship i've had in a long time of f*cked up relationships.
And people are allways quick to judge but they should take a look at their own. lol
Anyways... anything else people want to reply with that's constructive go ahead :)
Also i met her at the gym not like some kiddy place
LMFAO like the school gates? lol
4 years is nothing. I've had 7 years older when I was 18 (:cool:) and 7 years younger when I was, erm, only a few years younger than I am now. lol
NovaLad
29-03-10, 03:44 PM
Yeah lol...
It's not like i groomed her online then told her to meet me FFS.
you will soon learn that knobbing a 30+ bird at your age is the best thing EVER!!!!!! :d
NovaLad
29-03-10, 03:49 PM
you will soon learn that knobbing a 30+ bird at your age is the best thing EVER!!!!!! :d
Be like throwing a 2ltr coke bottle in a washing machine.
see, you have a lot to learn ;)
ime a bird with a baggy chuff has one from the start.
even a lady in her 40's who had, had 3 kids was still gripping a treat :d
its all about the pelvic floor excercise's ;)
older birds shag better - FACT
my girlfriend was 27 when i was 16 :) i learnt lots lol
its all about the pelvic floor excercise's ;)
older birds shag better - FACT
:thumb:
whatever you do dont pack a vibrator. it shows on the x rays.....:eek:
LMAO. This is very true
The look on the womans face looking at the baggage xray screen=priceless lol
:thumb:
Make sure you are actually with your missus though when you pick the bags back up to try and avoid some dodgy looks!
lee-loon
29-03-10, 08:44 PM
Yeah lol...
It's not like i groomed her online then told her to meet me FFS.
What's up with that?
Joe Richardson
29-03-10, 09:25 PM
PMSL at this thread lol
look who gives a fook what you do pal lol
lee-loon
30-03-10, 12:36 PM
End of the day she 16 not 12. I'm 4 year older than our lass.
im 5 years older than my new cum sponge
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