Chat up lines

[ydg27]

go on post your best lines and girlies post the best ones youve heard.

my personal favorite: -
walk up to the girl & make eye contact, then look at your own crotch then back at hear face, do the same again and then say "Well it ain't gonna suck itself is it"

and wait for the response :lol:

[Tilly]

a slap i hope :o

[Euan]

"i heard a rumour you dont have my phone number"

(not that i would ever use such a line!!!!!)

[jkhilton]

if your left leg is breakfast and your right leg is diner, can I eat between meals??
:lol:

or cheesy one,
bloke: Did it hurt?
girl : what?
bloke: When you fell from heaven


or

walk upto girl, lick your finger and put it on her shoulder, then say...
Lets you get out of those wet clothes :)

got more, but can't be arsed typing them!!! :)

[Nova Modder]

lol i just have to show my face..

after that its pretty much like getting pick'n mix lol

nooo need for dumb lines here ;)

[Nova Modder]

lol couldent help myself...

http://www.hyper.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/wtdrm.jpg

[locky]

"Heres 10p, go 2 the fone box and tell yer folks ur not comin home"

"Is that a mirror in your nickers? i can see myself in them"

"Grab yer coat, uv pulled"

"Thats a nice dress..... would look better on my bedroom floor"

Btw, iv never used a chat up line!!!!!! just funny watchin some of my m8's use em!

[kevw]

lol @ Leigh

Ive never used a chatup line either, just get talking to girls, its not as cheesey lol

has anyone actually used any of these?

[Nova Modder]

has anyone actually used any of these?

... and ( more importantly ) had it work!!

[Alex]

I have actually said, without realising to a girl once
"How YOU doing"
Joey style from friends :lol:

[locky]

Lmao micky, iv heard that b4!
Alex, iv done that without realising! didnt really mean it as a chatup! I just get talkin 2 girls! see "how theyr doin" n stuff!

[Tilly]

"is there an airport near by i think my hearts just taken off"

i can stand cheesey chat up lines.

I agree just talk to people , flirt and have a laff

[?Marty?]

If you don't use 'chat-up lines' then you're not flirting properly, there's no innuendo, and you have no quick wit/humour. But by chat-up lines, i don't mean memorising things like what have been listed above.

If you're not useing a 'chat-up line' then you're either not 'chatting someone up', or you're not even chatting.

As for the above, they are funny, but i would never use them.

I let my watch talk for me, my whip talk for me
My gat talk for me, BOW! What up homie
My watch saying hi shorty we can be friends
My whip saying quit playing bitch get in
My earring saying we can hit the mall together
Shorty its only right that we ball together

[Cara]

my chat up line is 'smile' works all time 8)

[Ben (lurk75)]

Get ready for this...

:arrow: Do you like flowers?- well get your toolips round this baby.

:arrow: Sit on my face so i can guess your weight.

:arrow: Lets talk about the weather, wether your going to suck me off or not.

:arrow: Like jewellery, then suck this its a gem.

:arrow: Wave a girl over with your little finger, when she walks over say " if i can make you come with my little finger, imagine what i could do with the rest of my body"

:arrow: Fancy a shag? well can you lie down while i have one?

Loads more but will wait to see how well they go down with certain members!

[Stuart]

i had to try to chat someone up with

"Excuse me, are you intrested in talking about the pedestrianiastion of cambridge city center?"

funnily enough the reply was "What?? No thanks"

which mine was "Oh... ok your loss, thanks for your time"


that was in the middle of a packedTime dancefloor lol

[?Marty?]

ahaaaaaaaaa, knowing me knowing you!

Cambridge will know what i mean.

[SKoob]

I say:u must be tired
Girl says: What
I say: cus u been running through my mind all day
=======CHEEEEEEESE==========

[Nova Modder]

I say:u must be tired
Girl says: What
I say: cus u been running through my mind all day
=======CHEEEEEEESE==========

lmao thats from fresh prince LOL

[ade]

lol - chat up lines

Lad - Hi , I heard you were looking for a plumber?
Lass - no
Lad - shame - I've got a 10" pipe and can fit it in yer for nowt!

:lol:

I actually used this one on my wife - seems to have worked - been with her 7 years and married her

Busy night club - p1ssed

Me - I bet your an Aquarius (random guess)
Gill - how the fcuk you know that?
Me - it is written in the stars
Gill - what is?
Me - your destiny!
Gill - bollox
Me - it is also written that your drinking Vodka and coke - u want one?
Gill - yeah ok - and me m8's having a bacardi breezer (classy!)
Me - (gets drinks and finds that the birds are actually still there when I come back!)

Later in the night...

Me - Im wearing new travel fox trainers - you like them
Gill stanps on them after I tell her theyre new - christening them
Me - do that again and you'll regret it
Gill - what you gonna do (evil look inm eye)
Me - pause - snog ya (cheeky grin)
Gill - bollox - stamps on foot HARD
Me - right! snog
Gill - give me yer number!!!

:D

7 years later gets married!

:D

[Tilly]

brought a tear to my eye how romantic :cry:

[wisewood]

thats not bad going ade - most impressive.



i personally think chat up lines are really pointless, no self respecting woman would respond to them these days if you ask me.

Flirting, my infamous smile and compliments do nicely.

[Nova-Boy]

Some of these had my in stiches! How funny!

Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?

Or just say:

Fancy a shag?

[Benjoyce]

do you fancy a shag

no

well can you lay down while i have one!

quality!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nova-Flair]

i usually dont get past hello without being told to fcuk off.

one day i'll get past this stage :D ...........hopefully

[wisewood]

try just skipping the hello part and start with the next bit :lol:

[Ben (lurk75)]

what grab there crutch? well that is the next step isnt it? Hello, then grab the snatch to make sure they are all woman!

[wisewood]

that how you introduce yourself to the ladies you pimp Ben???

[Nova-Flair]

i'l give me solicitor a call beforew i next go out :D

[Ben (lurk75)]

that how you introduce yourself to the ladies you pimp Ben???

I AM NOT A PIMP

its a dating service i run

DONT YOU START ITS BAD ENOUGH WITH A CERTAIN OTHER MEMBER CALLING ME THAT!!!!

erms, yes it is

:roll:

[wisewood]

lmfao > ok mate i wont start, oops too late i already have done muhahhaha.

[Nova-Flair]

just make sure u dont leave the house wearing a fur coat and start walking with a cane :lol:

[Ben (lurk75)]

Nah i got s three quarter length leather one, like Vinnie jones's in Lock stock. had to have it made to measure as they didnt have any with long enough arms/bodies :roll:

[wisewood]

3/4 as in to your knee or between knee and ground???

i never really understood that :lol:

[Tilly]

youve got one of them ones woody
so has CJ

[wisewood]

yeah i know i have :lol:

who's CJ ???

[Tilly]

guy with the shades on remember

was parked bout 3-4 away from me at MK

[wisewood]

ahhhhhhhh yeah - i remember - no idea who he is though :lol:

[Ben (lurk75)]

CJ= opel nova

between my knees and waist, nearer my knees. couldnt afford anymore was nearly ?400.

[wisewood]

mine is knee length, maybe slightly longer but not much if it is. i cant remember, its in the car, have to check later :lol: last time i actually wore it was MK meet i think.

[Ben (lurk75)]

i normally only wear mine when working down town.

have got 3 leather coats, actually got about 15 coats, i love em!!!

get a bit obsessive about one type of thing. main ones are Gold, novas and coats.

got about ?5k worth of Gold, as above 15ish coats and a decrepid old shed of a nova!

[wisewood]

lmfao - i got a think for coats too - not as many as you though, only about 7 i think.

2 decrepid old sheds of nova's though, and OH HOW BAD THEY ARE!!! So bad i bought a clio :D

[Ben (lurk75)]

oh and Tatto's, when was younger it was piercings.

[wisewood]

nope - had an ear done, didnt like it - took it out after a month or so.

tattoo > getting one in the summer, but thats it :D

[Ben (lurk75)]

pierced my own belly button and nipple when i was 13/14 (odd i know) but took them both out, have my ears pierced 6 times 4 in right (2 in top of ear 2 in bottom) and 2 in left (used to be 3) and the little funny flap in the middle of your ear pierced. had my nose done twice as well.

he he, would look so stupid if had it all done now. might get my nose done again for a laugh.

[wisewood]

:lol:


each to their own i suppose :D

[Cara]

lol personally i think nose pierced on a bloke looks daft. i remember my m8 she was seein this lad an they both had their noses done he looked like a right wally

[Ben (lurk75)]

i only wear the two in top of my right ear now, i have always liked to be individual, i think ANYONE who has ever met me cant argue with that :P

[wisewood]

i used to be able to say the same - but messy spikey wierd hair got popular all of a sudden so i have to have a strange personality instead :lol: thats my excuse and I AM sticking to it.

[Ben (lurk75)]

Yeah Cara i think it looks daft but would still do it again, either that or get a row of three bars in my eyebrow. Am undecided. hmmmm

Sod it should get my Tattoo's finished first!

[?Marty?]

Erm, i have a fur coat. Ahem.