1 Word WOW!

[nova1992]

Have just driven my Nova for the first time EVER..


All i can say is WOW :thumb:

And i have been on the blower to the misses explaining how it beats a good night with her lollol

[mowgli]

you must either be a driving god or really crap in the sack

[NovaLad]

I thought your misses wasn't that bad TBH.

[Danny s-p]

you must either be a driving god or really crap in the sacklol lol lol lol lol

[muzzy]

I would probably avoid telling your mrs that driving a Nova is better than her in bed :wtf:

[mowgli]

I would probably avoid telling your mrs that driving a Nova is better than her in bed :wtf:

but being female, she thinks buying a handbag followed by a hot mocha choca latte in costa fortune coffee is the greatest thing ever

[L14MNP]

Hope your pole aint as crooked as the one attached to a Novas steering wheel. lol

[craig green]

Nice one fella. How long before pussy gets the better of the Nova though?

[nova1992]

I thought your misses wasn't that bad TBH.

Thanks fella :thumb:


Oh and btw everything if i was crap she wouldn't come back? :cool:

[Nova_Tek]

Have just driven my Nova for the first time EVER..


All i can say is WOW :thumb:

And i have been on the blower to the misses explaining how it beats a good night with her lollol

Dude, I hope she has a sense of humor. Yikes

You must be fairly young otherwise you'd know never to tell your wifey that she's worse than a Nova lol You probably won't get some for a few weeks.

WOW it was great, handles like a dream best car ever or WOW I shat myself?

[burgo]

Have just driven my Nova for the first time EVER..


All i can say is WOW :thumb:

And i have been on the blower to the misses explaining how it beats a good night with her lollol

wow you gay. novas are ****

[nova1992]

Dude, I hope she has a sense of humor. Yikes

You must be fairly young otherwise you'd know never to tell your wifey that she's worse than a Nova lol You probably won't get some for a few weeks.

WOW it was great, handles like a dream best car ever or WOW I shat myself?

Ha, Im just waiting till i can pass then have her in the Nova. :thumb:

And wow it was great handles like a dream :)

I was relaxed more relaxed then the other cars i have driven in lessons.

[muzzy]

but being female, she thinks buying a handbag followed by a hot mocha choca latte in costa fortune coffee is the greatest thing ever

This makes me near enough bankrupt :tard:

[Nova_Tek]

^ lol what is it with you and money!

Her as a passenger or in the rear? You must have uprated suspension coz as standard they're not the best :)

[muzzy]

No idea, just seems to be the night for it lol

[brownbear]

Have just driven my Nova for the first time EVER..


All i can say is WOW :thumb:

And i have been on the blower to the misses explaining how it beats a good night with her lollol

Good way of getting the mrs to try harder! lol

[nova1992]

^ lol what is it with you and money!

Her as a passenger or in the rear? You must have uprated suspension coz as standard they're not the best :)

Ha, I dont really want to have my gear stick getting in places it shouldn't, so i think ill pick the back! :)

[nova1992]

Good way of getting the mrs to try harder! lol

Ha, She will be battling with the nova now :cool:

[NovaLad]

Make her feel involved by smashing her back out in the nova.
Theirs an art to it.

[brownbear]

Ha, She will be battling with the nova now :cool:

Just don't comment on her rusty hole and how you should fill it. :roll:
(bad line of 2010)

[nova1992]

Aahahaa, I have already said that to her!! I got a slap tho :/

[mowgli]

Make her feel involved by smashing her back out in the nova.
Theirs an art to it.

fit a rear strut brace, then she can hold on to something

[Adam]

wow you gay. novas are ****
PMSL lol

[Nova_Tek]

turbo flange FTW lol

[nova1992]

fit a rear strut brace, then she can hold on to something

Ha, Great idea. :thumb: +1 Rep lol

[muzzy]

Roll cage could be put to some good use as well lol

[Rysee]

The day I got my Nova, my ex missus spent 5 junctions of the M54 masturbating as it vibrated so much and I was too busy thinking mmmm new car then thinking mmm shagging on the hard shoulder

[brownbear]

The day I got my Nova, my ex missus spent 5 junctions of the M54 masturbating as it vibrated so much and I was too busy thinking mmmm new car then thinking mmm shagging on the hard shoulder

With this one quote solid engine mount sales will go up 80%

"The Delia affect" was food...
"The Rysee affect" for car parts is now a go-go lol

[Rysee]

My old white nova was the best sex toy she ever bought

[stroutsy]

The day I got my Nova, my ex missus spent 5 junctions of the M54 masturbating as it vibrated so much and I was too busy thinking mmmm new car then thinking mmm shagging on the hard shoulder roll cage is more for the bondage scene, not unless your into that kinda stuff :thumb:

[stroutsy]

Roll cage could be put to some good use as well lol roll cage is more for the bondage scene not unless your into that kinda stuff :thumb:

[Novasport]

Just wondering how excited you will get when you finally drive a decent car:roll:

[wwmnw]

Nova's aren't that good lol

[Bubba]

^^ they are fun though

[mowgli]

The day I got my Nova, my ex missus spent 5 junctions of the M54 masturbating as it vibrated so much and I was too busy thinking mmmm new car then thinking mmm shagging on the hard shoulder

i always thought the m54 was built by w4nkers for w4ankers, i am finally proven right

[comptoncj]

lol at this thread, when i first got my T40d nova on the road my missus didnt talk to me for about 3 days lol

[Stuart]

Just wondering how excited you will get when you finally drive a decent car:roll:

probably jizz himself lol


There have been occasions where I've had such a fun drive in the hairdresser wagon that I've gone home horny, but its not a replacement for sex lol

[Jack]

I was about to ask what other cars he'd driven to compare lol

Hayley likes the saloon. It makes her boobies jiggle. I like it too :d

[wwmnw]

^^ they are fun though

You want fun come and drive mine, it makes the hairs on the back of your neck stand up lol

[mowgli]

You want fun come and drive mine, it makes the hairs on the back of your neck stand up lol

nylon seat trims

[MK999]

With this one quote solid engine mount sales will go up 80%

I'm fitting mine tomorrow morning lol Also Mowgli you're on top form in this thread lol

[Mike]

you must either be a driving god or really crap in the sack

My thoughts exactly lol lol lol

[Mike]

i always thought the m54 was built by w4nkers for w4ankers, i am finally proven right

I always thought it was built for uber top speed runs lol

[jimbob-mcgrew]

but being female, she thinks buying a handbag followed by a hot mocha choca latte in costa fortune coffee is the greatest thing ever

ppfttt.. epic

[Southie]

Have just driven my Nova for the first time EVER..


All i can say is WOW :thumb:

And i have been on the blower to the misses explaining how it beats a good night with her lollol

Soooooooooooooooo much to learn in life. Do you wear L plates when with the missus as well? lol

[blue_peg_16v]

nova better than sex never not even with 300bhp

[Mike]

I like Costa Coffee TBH.

[mayhem]

youre misses must really be uber bad in bed if you prefer a 1.2 nova over it.

driving beats it when she's using her teeth, and thats about it.

[Nova_Tek]

^ lol true.

[mowgli]

I like Costa Coffee TBH.

ok, but at a roadside snack van, you can smoke, swear & have a mug of tea & a bacon/sausage/tom/much baguette for less money than a costa coffee


call me unsophisticated if you must, but i know where i will waste my hard earned cash

[Novasport]

You want fun come and drive mine, it makes the hairs on the back of your neck stand up lol


nylon seat trims

lollollollol +rep