Anyone want a chuckle??

[Steve]

Was just browsing on ebay and founs one of the funniest ads ive seen in a long time!! lollollollol

CLICK HERE (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1989-NISSAN-MICRA-GS-AUTO-BLUE_W0QQitemZ270543596511QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutom obiles_UK?hash=item3efda7abdf)

[mowgli]

that is a good one.

[muzzy]

lol That was a good laugh

[Steve]

IIRC lee did quite a good one a while back for a car he sold but this beats it by a long shot, I think this guys nuts!! lol

[muzzy]

I think those old Micra's are kind of cool, I've seen a few quick one's, no idea on the engine conversion possibilities on them though. It seems that guy had plenty of time on his hand's to write that advert though lol

[Rob]

lSomething to keep the lawnmower in? Well actually that might not be a bad idea: I’ve seen sheds in B&Q for well over £400, and when the auction ends, this might just end up a damn sight cheaper. And it has 3 doors instead of one, you won’t need to buy a padlock, it won’t need creosoting every year, and if you get bored of it, you can always drive it to a new corner of your garden


lmao lol

[kent14sr]

That is absolutely brilliant!!

[Steve]

I think those old Micra's are kind of cool, I've seen a few quick one's, no idea on the engine conversion possibilities on them though. It seems that guy had plenty of time on his hand's to write that advert though lol The st is the one you want, pretty similar spec as the starlet gt's, someone had tried to put a 2.0 primera engine in one but 3 years later it still isn't finished! Someone else on the owners club (yes, im registered on there lol) has nearly finished a 1.6 twin cam conversion but apparently the nissan cheery 1.5 turbo motors go in alot easier :cool:

[muzzy]

Not many of the old Micra's left now, I remember a place i used to work at had one as a courtesy car lol

The main thing i don't think i could handle is the terrible old Japanese interior, i think they are fairly hideous lol

[Jackroadkill]

Classic

[Asa-James]

Truley brilliant. I have no need but I'm sorely tempted to try for it

[John]

The guy selling it is on here iirc?

yeah thought so!

http://www.pngclub.com/forum/search.php?searchid=1398687

[Mazz]

"Now what happened next is a bit of a blur to be honest. I still can’t pinpoint it, but old Crispy seems to be in possession of some form of automotive Rohypnol, whereby I end up going to the pub with him, and inexplicably after only a couple of pints of mild, I end up having my pants pulled down, my wallet violated, and stagger out of the pub owning the keys and the V5 keys to yet another of one of his old bangers."

Awesome!!

[Southie]

John you beat me again to a puzzle lol but your link didn't work lol

Here's olly755 wip CLICKY
(http://www.pngclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=135831)

[brownbear]

Quality!

[Mattman]

Awesome made me lol

[L14MNP]

Someone tried to put a 2.0 primera engine in one but 3 years later it still isn't finished!
Kristin? (sp) lol

[Maka]

Absolute brilliance! Good find

[craig green]

I love this bit........


We removed the bags of cement, hoovered out the remnants of Crispy’s scruffy mutt’s dog hairs (and a few ginger ones) from the boot, scrubbed the paint, polished the seats, and phoned a bloke called Bernard who, after a fair bit of sweating, did some welding to the sills to satisfy the MOT man. While he was there, he also undersealed the car with black stuff that looks like it came from Deidre Barlow’s lung. We fitted a nice new battery, then booked it for an MOT, and after an anxious wait akin to waiting for my disastrous GCSE results many years ago, Derek the MOT man produced the golden MOT ticket. Hooray!


Dierdre Barlows lungs lol

[Olly755]

<blushes>

Bloody hell. The internet is a small place.

[Nova_Sean]

****ing epic add mate. Would buy this just to come and meet you irl!

[Olly755]

****ing epic add mate. Would buy this just to come and meet you irl!

I wouldn't bother. I'm a boring **** in person.