things women just cannot do!!!!!!

[Benjoyce]

50 things women can't do.....

1. know anything about a car except its colour
2. understand a film plot
3. go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. lift
5. throw
6. run
7. park
8. fart
9. read a map
10. rob a bank
11. resist Ikea
12. sit still
13. tell a joke
14. play pool
15. pay for dinner
16. eat a kebab whilst walking
17. pee out of a train window
18. argue without shouting
19. get told off without crying
20. understand fruit machines
21. walk past a shoe shop
22. make a decent bacon sandwich
23. not comment on a strangers clothes
24. use small amounts of toilet paper
25. let you sleep with a hangover
26. drink a pint gracefully
27. get a round in
28. throw a punch
29. do magic
30. like your friends
31. enjoy porn
32. eat a really hot curry
33. get to the point
34. buy plain envelopes
35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
38. avoid credit card debt
39. dive into a pool
40. assemble furniture
41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb
42. set a video recorder
43. not try and change you
44. watch a war film
45. understand why flirting results in violence
46. spend a day by themselves
47. go to the toilet by themselves
48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket
49. choose a video quickly
50. get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

[Wiggie]

lol, yeah girlies really can't throw!! can any one expaliny?

[privatepie]

vert gd mate

[Nova-Boy]

Something to do with there elbows i think? Some of those are very true! :lol:

[Tilly]

Ummmmm over half of those dont apply to me but have got a mate that cant do half of that

[Cara]

can do a lot of them 8)

[jatinder]

i cant go 24hrs without sending a txt mesage i dont think anyone can

[Mel]

I can do a lot of them...

[ade]

lol - how many blokes though read that and went

yeah
yeah
aha
grree
lol yeah thats true
typical
yeah
aha
oh definately
seen that
yeah
yeah

etc
etc
etc

[Benjoyce]

see most of the snakes have said they can only do half of them, so thats 25 things they still can't do, and the 25 they can, how well can they do them???????

[Tilly]

dont judge til ya know

[Nova-Boy]

Although not a woman well said tilly. I know a few women that could throw a punch better than most men! And my bird pays for meals when we go out and makes a crcking bacon and egg butty!!

But they still can't throw thats for sure!!

And bloody hell choosing a video!! I have had massive arguments with my bird about choosing a vid. Almost to the point of splitting up!!

[Benjoyce]

i still don't understand the shoes one? why do you need so many?

[Carla]

ROFLMFAO...............im a female and i can do atleast 40 of the things that are listed above, i can definately throw, catch, fight, etc, :twisted: :twisted:

maybe thats why many people call me a bloke!!!!!!!!!........lol ........although i dont look like one......:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

nah but i can do most of them, and the whole "pissing out of a train window" thing who the hell does that anyway???
:o :o :o
tell me, cum on own up 2 it if u do!!!!!!! :P :P :P

oh and i am probably the quickest person 2 choose a video i no, cuz i dont go for your chick flicks, they make me VOMIT!!,, im always up for action etc. and comedy!!!!

[Benjoyce]

every woman can throw etc, but your crap at it!
:D pint drinking?? no way, you look butcha nd not graceful :lol:

and i've never met a woman that can spend less than 5 minutes choosing between the videos they've never seen. its like come on hurry up just fecking choose one its not hard!!

[Carla]

I went out last week up broad street in birmingham, and i had a competition wid my mate, 2 c who could drink a pint of lager the quickest!!!! :D :D :D :o :o :o

we had 2 drink 2 pints in 5 minutes, enough time i no yeah, but dont forget we are women, well anyway the mate was a MALE. 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

and he won me by about 2 seconds, but i still downed it quicker then any of my other female mates!! :x :x :x :x :? :) :)

so theres a story of how females can down pints just as quick as males!!!! :P :P :P :P :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Benjoyce]

i can get a pint glass in my mouth!

i'd prob be able to do 10pints in 5 minutes, i can do a can of fosters in 8 seconds(and i can't open my throat before you ask) :twisted:

[Carla]

RANK

Thats gross, nut never mind. i think the most i can fit in my mouth is,...........well actually im not gona
say :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ..........yummy lollipop..........lol

(imagination required) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Benjoyce]

imagination required??? wtfyoa???

ha ha only jokin.

its not rank its pretty cool, i don't know many others who can do it!!

[Carla]

u got a speciality then, unlike many of us!!!!

my speciality is ironing my hair, lol, and im not joking!!! :P :P :P

[Benjoyce]

ironing your hair? hhmmmmm they get weirder and weirder on this site!

[Carla]

lmfao...........oh no!!!........comical :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

im weird anyway!!!, :wink: :wink: :roll: :roll: :roll: :D :D :D :o :o :o

[Benjoyce]

same here, but whats classed as normal????????

the philosophy of benjoyce!!!!! :roll:

[Carla]

NORMAL = hahahaha ur having a laff, wat is normal in this world!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

[Benjoyce]

exactly, i work 9-5, but skate, have piercings etc am i normal?

[Carla]

i dont no wat would anyone call normal, i no i dont no wat it is and i wouldnt say im normal for sure!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P

[Benjoyce]

women still can't throw tho!!

[Carla]

yeah ur average women, but im not average or normal as i can throw for definate, i have always been able 2 and always will............lol 8) 8) :twisted: :twisted: :P :P :roll: :roll: :o :o

[Benjoyce]

throwing a wobbly dosn't count!

[Carla]

im not throwing a wobbler, just putting a point across!!!!

THAT I CAN THROW

and do many other things...........lol :lol: :lol:

and im in a happy mood, i always am, and always will...... :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

[Nova Modder]

b'ham huh... hmmmm.. v nearby...

if theres ever a b'ham meet, guess ill b seeing ya :p

[Benjoyce]

you threw a little wobbler then ttryin to make you point

[Nova Modder]

whos goin 2 the astraweb meet down great bridge 1st may?

[Carla]

oh ok then i did, but now im happy again :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

just 2 say that there is 1 thing i can not do and i own up 2 it, its pretty embarresing: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

i cant eva open/peel bananas, i always have 2 get sum2 to peel them 4 me. :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

[courtenaynova's lil sis]

Carla Brown, U chat poo man, I swear to god u crease me. I admit that I can't do any of those. I'm a crap person, the only thing i'm good at is smoking silk cut(soft on the throat) horse riding(which i cant do 4 a couple of weeks cuz i have a busted wrist)

ANNOYING PEOPLE :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

AND looking good in blokes cars, yeah baby.

[Benjoyce]

see finally a woman thats not makein an arguement about not bein able to do that list! its true, all admit it you can't do atleast 30-40 of those properly, like us men can!!!!!

[courtenaynova's lil sis]

I'm easy :lol:

Jokin!!!!!!!

I'm an honest person, really I am :twisted: Tapped, simple(blonde) twisted, but honest.

[Carla]

Chez your a beast!!!!!!!!!!

yeah thats right thats wat i said u big fatb beast!!!!!

lol

luv ya really

far from easy, well...........actually yeah !!!!!!!!!!

and you are a pshychopath..........(if its miss spelt dont blame me)!!!!!!!!!