owies...

[jimbob-mcgrew]

...salt and vinegar crisps in your cuts

[Bubba]

try a mdf sheet fallin off a shelf onto your head...day off work :thumb:

[bazil]

...salt and vinegar crisps in your cuts

and mouth ulcers, it makes bazil sad :cry:

[Rysee]

Annilox screen cleaner in a cut... the stuff makes it's own holes in your skin but when theres one there anyway OUCH

Burns for days

[draper]

lol


man-up you girls

[burgo]

putting salt and vinegar crisps in the freezer for 5 mins before eating them makes the taste nicer

[General Baxter]

man up lol

and stick your arm in a cows ****

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a191/baxters83/IM000219.jpg

[draper]

putting salt and vinegar crisps in the freezer for 5 mins before eating them makes the taste nicer


how did you find that out lol

[kelbelle]

Not that any of you would know but nail varnish remover in one of those little bit of flappy skin around your nail is abso killer

[let_nova]

drinking window cleaner is painfull, so is snorting vax.

[novalicous]

Rinsing your mouth out with this stuff is quite bad
http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/me/mentholatum-deep-heat-bath-tonic.jpg

instead of mouthwash they both looked the same lol

[Bubba]

Rinsing your mouth out with this stuff is quite bad
http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/me/mentholatum-deep-heat-bath-tonic.jpg

instead of mouthwash they both looked the same lol

FLOL!!!!!

[bai1ey]

get a table spoon fill with olbas oil and snort that makes you go blind haha

and summut really hot the sorce out of a bombay bad boy pot noodle up the snoz that makes you wink a bit

[novaguy08]

drop a bottle of vinegar on your foot.

Thats always a laugh, get the cuts from the glass and sting from vinegar!! lol

[floydy13]

my mate recently had a 2.0 pinto engine fall on him out the back of a 7.5 tonne lorry. put him right on the floor when he opened the doors

[nova_saloon]

my mate recently had a 2.0 pinto engine fall on him out the back of a 7.5 tonne lorry. put him right on the floor when he opened the doors

Thats almost not funny. lol

[dj_wudgey]

drinking window cleaner is painfull, so is snorting vax.

we gave my mate a line off vax ages ago he was fooked serves him right lol

[novaguy08]

Try snorting Sherbert!!

[LEWI007]

Thinners in a fresh cut :cry:

[saloonwoody]

fiat bravo rolling off ramps and tearing your ear half off smarts a bit lol then the 12 stiches to put back on tickle lol

[MK999]

Rinsing your mouth out with this stuff is quite bad
http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/me/mentholatum-deep-heat-bath-tonic.jpg

instead of mouthwash they both looked the same lol

Similar, mouth wash in the eye... don't ask me, I don't know myself, I just know one minute I was rinsing and the next it fooking hurt lol

[mowgli]

petrol in the eye..........now that smarts

[Spudly]

petrol in the eye..........now that smarts



Yes, yes it does, its comparable to motor trade strength wheel acid in your eye, im 99% certain its sulphuric acid, when you spray it on wheels and it blows back in the wind it smarts, seven years as a valeter and im certain thats why i now have to wear glasses:eek:

[mowgli]

Yes, yes it does, its comparable to motor trade strength wheel acid in your eye, im 99% certain its sulphuric acid, when you spray it on wheels and it blows back in the wind it smarts, seven years as a valeter and im certain thats why i now have to wear glasses:eek:

nope, its an attempt to look cleverer than you actually are...my sister has glasses, but she isn't clever

[comptoncj]

Yes, yes it does, its comparable to motor trade strength wheel acid in your eye, im 99% certain its sulphuric acid, when you spray it on wheels and it blows back in the wind it smarts, seven years as a valeter and im certain thats why i now have to wear glasses:eek:

I know what you mean about that stuff lol, thinners is also a good one

[saloonwoody]

Yes, yes it does, its comparable to motor trade strength wheel acid in your eye, im 99% certain its sulphuric acid, when you spray it on wheels and it blows back in the wind it smarts, seven years as a valeter and im certain thats why i now have to wear glasses:eek:

yea that stings a tad lol

[MK999]

Yes, yes it does, its comparable to motor trade strength wheel acid in your eye, im 99% certain its sulphuric acid, when you spray it on wheels and it blows back in the wind it smarts, seven years as a valeter and im certain thats why i now have to wear glasses:eek:

sulfuric is a particularly nasty one on the skin iirc, something to do with the way it reacts, all depends on the strength though, water acid down enough and you can drink it... i.e orange juice lol Glacial Hydrochloric is fun on the nostrils though (Glacial is where theres crystals of it formed in the liquid as it's way too saturated, basically it don't come any stronger, it steams away to itself when you leave it in open air lol)

[Spudly]

sulfuric is a particularly nasty one on the skin iirc



Aye it is indeed, i have dry skin and suffer badly with dermatitis on my hands very badly, as do all valeters and you can tell when the wheel acid has sprayed back and gone on your hands/arms/face:cry:

[MK999]

Aye it is indeed, i have dry skin and suffer badly with dermatitis on my hands very badly, as do all valeters

Always found that a bit of a catch 22 as you need decent feel in your hands to do a proper professional job!

[Spudly]

Always found that a bit of a catch 22 as you need decent feel in your hands to do a proper professional job!



Indeedy and for this reason i do actually moisturise my hands, well that and the fact that my hands crack open and bleed lol

[MK999]

Indeedy and for this reason i do actually moisturise my hands, well that and the fact that my hands crack open and bleed lol
:gay: lol

[Spudly]

Feck awf lol

[Sloth]

damn beat me to it. may i just say, try swallowing petrol.....

[saloonwoody]

i quite like the taste :)

[dave watson]

industrial floor cleaning solutuon burns your skin off a bit like haha my hand was peeling for about a month haha

[mowgli]

Indeedy and for this reason i do actually moisturise my hands, well that and the fact that my hands crack open and bleed lol

GLOVES????

[mk1nova_rich]

dropping a machine vice on your foot lol even with steel toes...

[Spudly]

GLOVES????



Worse reaction with my dermatitis than using chemicals without them, my hands sweat and swell up badly:eek:

[mowgli]

Worse reaction with my dermatitis than using chemicals without them, my hands sweat and swell up badly:eek:

most gloves are latex, you can get others that are better for hypersensitivity

[Spudly]

The powdered ones and the dry ones all the same, its the fact my hands cannot breathe that causes them to swell up and become inflamed :cry:

[mowgli]

employ a pole to do it & you could be management