I'm Kate McCann [Archive] - Performance Nova Group

Asa-James

28-02-10, 05:17 PM

i'm Josef Fritzl, and no windows was my idea...

were going to hell buddy

L14MNP

28-02-10, 05:20 PM

I like the JF one. Hell is only a concern if you believe what some long haired unkempt cracker carved into 10 stones after he licked the wrong toad IMO.

'I've been in a coma for 15 years and Windows 95 was my idea.'

Mike

28-02-10, 05:24 PM

Im Ozzy Osbourn, an throwing TV's through windows was my idea.

lewisvalver

28-02-10, 05:26 PM

me and my mates went to newcastle for a night out a few weeks ago,my mate fraser got a tattoo on his leg that says " i am fritzl" and my other mate field got one saying "fritzls apprentice" alot of mixed reactions when they show people lol

muzzy

28-02-10, 05:28 PM

i'm Josef Fritzl, and no windows was my idea...

were going to hell buddy

lol lol lol

Jack

28-02-10, 05:40 PM

"I'm Kate McCann and I'm innocent"

^ biggest joke I heard for years lol

....now waits the secret service to come crashing through my window and convict me of terrorism lol

Mike

28-02-10, 05:41 PM

....now waits the secret service to come crashing through my window and convict me of terrorism lol

Best get the kettle on then......

"I'm Mike, an i did it" lol lol

Lee

28-02-10, 11:34 PM

I'm Stuart, and licking windows was my idea

Hobbit

28-02-10, 11:36 PM

I'm Hobbit and eating all the pies was my idea.... Oh hang on, thats not how this works lol

Lee

28-02-10, 11:37 PM

Im George Formby, and cleaning windows was my idea :)

Hobbit

28-02-10, 11:39 PM

I'm Lee and gardening up hill was my Idea

Bubba

28-02-10, 11:49 PM

Im Bubba and i have no ideas

bazil

28-02-10, 11:50 PM

im bazil and WTF:wtf:

Welsh Dan

01-03-10, 12:01 AM

http://www.xen0phobiak.f2s.com/novaload/kate.jpg
http://www.xen0phobiak.f2s.com/novaload/josef.jpg
http://www.xen0phobiak.f2s.com/novaload/harvey.jpg

NovaLad

01-03-10, 12:07 AM

Lmfao!!

wwmnw

01-03-10, 12:21 AM

http://www.xen0phobiak.f2s.com/novaload/harvey.jpg

EPIC!

large_steve182

01-03-10, 12:28 AM

hi, im gavin from autoglass............

theres a joke in there somewhere, i just cant think it through at this moment.

Dave.

01-03-10, 12:39 AM

hi, im gavin from autoglass............

And i come and inspect your crack

Dave.

01-03-10, 12:48 AM

Hi, im Steve, from Liverpool...

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h80/x_novadose_x/middleport_4_470x315.jpg

And "I spend all my money on drugs so the council chucked us out our home and boarded up my..." Windows was my idea

Dave.

01-03-10, 12:51 AM

Im George Formby

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h80/x_novadose_x/george-formby12.jpg

And Cleaning Windows was my idea.

EDIT: dam you Lee! lol

SR Kyle

01-03-10, 12:57 AM

SR Kyle

01-03-10, 01:00 AM

hi, im gavin from autoglass............

theres a joke in there somewhere, i just cant think it through at this moment. im gavin from autoglass and ... anoying the fcuk out of people on the radio was my idea:wtf:

Dave.

01-03-10, 01:35 AM

to far mate lol

Its allright, im from Liverpool lol :p

NovaLad

01-03-10, 01:37 AM

Its allright, im from Liverpool lol :p

''Pats pockets'' lol

Dave.

01-03-10, 01:43 AM

''Pats pockets'' lol

lol :thumb:

brainsnova

01-03-10, 01:47 AM

im bigjamie09 and failing on photobucket was my idea

NovaLad

01-03-10, 02:00 AM

I'm a monkey! And A.I.D's was my idea.

http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1320monkey-sorry-about-the-aids.jpg

Dave.

01-03-10, 02:07 AM

Hi, im xXx_Nova_xXx

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h80/x_novadose_x/DSC02658.jpg

And tinting my back lights so you cant see where the fcuk im going was my idea.

MK999

01-03-10, 02:10 AM

hi, im gavin from autoglass............

And injecting my 'special resin' into windows was my idea.

Dave.

01-03-10, 02:13 AM

And injecting my 'special resin' into windows was my idea.

Should be..

And injecting my "special resin" into your glass crack was my idea

NovaLad

01-03-10, 02:15 AM

I have 1 or 2 but i think they may get me banned lol.

brainsnova

01-03-10, 02:19 AM

im xXx_Nova_xXx and loving stickers more than anyone else was my idea.

Dave.

01-03-10, 02:21 AM

Im briansnova, and being a smart **** was my idea

brainsnova

01-03-10, 02:23 AM

:d lol

NovaLad

01-03-10, 02:24 AM

I'm John Terry & Shagging Your Mrs Was My Idea.

Stoo

01-03-10, 03:35 AM

Im Mcauley Culkin and topping MJ was my idea!

Im George Bush and Invading Iraq/Afghanistan was my idea.

Im Adolf Hitler and Ethnic Cleansing was my idea.

Im Princess Dianas Chauffer and getting pissed was my idea!

Plug

01-03-10, 08:55 AM

I R Weasel

GRUNT 16V

01-03-10, 10:40 AM

I'm Stuart, and licking windows was my idealol

Sloth

01-03-10, 12:13 PM

I'm sloth, and the goonies was my idea yoooooooooooo guuuuuuuy's!!!lol

brainsnova

01-03-10, 12:52 PM

im sloth and getting banned all the time was my idea.

Spudly

01-03-10, 12:54 PM

im sloth and getting banned all the time was my idea.

You son, just got repped lol

Stuart

01-03-10, 01:03 PM

I'm Bill Gates, What do I care about ****, I'm rich as funk.

I'm Lee and making windows in XE's was my idea

Southie

01-03-10, 01:03 PM

I'm Southie and doing pointless photoshops was my idea :tard:

Spudly

01-03-10, 01:18 PM

I'm Lee and making windows in XE's was my idea

Lmfao, ive just nearly sprayed a mouthful of tea all over Rich's laptop reading that one lol

SR Kyle

01-03-10, 05:36 PM

im barry scot and cleaning kitchens was my idea lol

Lee

01-03-10, 06:38 PM

I'm Lee and making windows in XE's was my idea

LMFAO lol

'I'm gavin from Autoglass. See this chip? watch what happens when I turn the heater on......................... its not working! fcuking Transits!'

Mike

01-03-10, 06:42 PM

'I'm gavin from Autoglass. See this chip? watch what happens when I turn the heater on......................... its not working! fcuking Transits!'

As annoying as Gavin is, hes bloody right!

10cm crack in our Connect screen, drove 30 mile to Stone & by the time we arrived it was over 3ft in lenght lol

Called Autoglass, £298+vat for a screen :eek: called my mate at Budget Windscreens, £120 cash lol

Autoglass FTL :thumb:

Spudly

01-03-10, 06:46 PM

As annoying as Gavin is, hes bloody right!

Yeah but the one where they turn hot heaters directly on a frozen screen makes me laugh, why would you run your car up to temp with the heaters off then turn on hot blowers onto the screen?

You put the blowers on so they gradually defrost the screen as the car warms up, fail in advertising tactics imo!

MK999

01-03-10, 06:48 PM

You put the blowers on so they gradually defrost the screen as the car warms up, fail in advertising tactics imo!

The blowers in my pugrot are actually better than the heater matrix, so you have to warm up the matrix before you turn the blowers on or it takes 20 minutes to warm up lol

Mike

01-03-10, 06:48 PM

You put the blowers on so they gradually defrost the screen as the car warms up, fail in reality imo!

Thats better :thumb:

de-slotted

01-03-10, 06:49 PM

I'm Katie Price & Having Massive T*ts was my idea.

brainsnova

01-03-10, 06:50 PM

my chip refuses crack with my heaters on full when its frosty.

SR Kyle

01-03-10, 11:17 PM

im sloth and dishing out peoples reg numbers was my idea lol

NovaLad

01-03-10, 11:21 PM

I'm Michael Barrymore & Floating Dead Man Was My Idea.

Sloth

01-03-10, 11:24 PM

im sloth and dishing out peoples reg numbers was my idea lol

its my fukking reg you prune.....:mad:

SR Kyle

01-03-10, 11:27 PM

^^^ he he he lol

Jack

02-03-10, 12:40 AM

I'm Steve Jobs and Windows was my idea :mad:

[/nerd joke]

NovaLad

02-03-10, 12:40 AM

I'm Steve Jobs and Windows was my idea :mad:

[/nerd joke]
Lol!!! rep!

Spudly

02-03-10, 01:03 AM

its my fukking reg you prune.....:mad:

In theory its not anymore as youve sold it on :p

Stoo

02-03-10, 03:35 AM

I'm Osama Bin Laden and trying to fit a passanger jet through the WTC windows was my idea.